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America #5 Storytime
John Sullivan
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Grayson Bailey
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Carson Campbell
My most anticipated Marvel book of the week!
Colton Baker
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Alexander Long
>right when i have to go to work
Fuck mate. This is a study in bad comic making.
Jason Collins
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Zachary Murphy
>Y'all
Isaac Fisher
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Andrew Barnes
Gabby Rivera is as disgustingly sloppy as her writing.
Jackson Wright
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Christopher Bennett
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Robert Bennett
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Chase Lopez
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Luis Harris
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Henry Kelly
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Christian Green
This narration is fucking amazing.
It has one gear and one gear only, and it's tone deaf as all hell. It's trying to sound all empowered and "I can take anything you dish at me" but the only thing it comes off as is blasé and monotonous.
Leo Anderson
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Isaiah Harris
OH HAPPY DAYS THE BEST COMIC IS FINALLY HERE
Grayson Lee
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Landon Brown
buying these floppies for my man villalobos
Levi Myers
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Blake Sanders
Its that dumpster fire put out that has reignited.
Isaac Allen
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Nolan Jenkins
>Ever gonna tell me how you always know where I am?
Stalking is cute when it's with lesbians I guess?
Camden Watson
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Isaac Adams
Would America be better if she was just south western?
Bentley Green
>Writer and artist failed to communicate
Jacob Brown
It's like reading the comic isn't torturous enough. We have to listen to the thoughts of this unlikable shitbag character who lives her life to an inner monologue that just rhythmically hypes herself up. She lives her life thinking about awesome she is.
Andrew Richardson
There's trying too hard, but then there's a point where I have to wonder if either writer has ever had a strong friendship/loving relationship in real life or has any idea what it's like to be self-confident. The inside of a sassy birthday card is neither of those things.
Mason Garcia
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Carter Hughes
me too!
Lincoln Lopez
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Nolan Russell
Holy shit this art is horrendous. The perspective actually makes me sick. The artist depiction of that car is funny as fuck though. I also like they left out the liscence plate number. I guess there was a joke there but got photoshopped out
Ayden Rodriguez
slaps the patriarchy! YAAAAAAASS
Luis White
Why have fucking KABOOM written over the explosion cloud FORMING the word boom!? Did you think we could fucking miss it?
Benjamin Foster
>They're all faceless mooks!
>Now we can murder them indiscriminately!
Bless the MCU formula.
Sebastian Roberts
Stupidly crazy was better than sloggingly dull text exposition.
Connor Green
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Jayden Campbell
how in the fuck does this shit have 5 issues?
Ryan Morris
Oh sweet she broke up with her girlfriend because of the pettiest reason and she's already moving forward.
Oliver Howard
This is a prime example of why Ike gutting editorial was such a damper on quality.
Luke Sullivan
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Jack Edwards
This fucking art.
Ugh, WHY IS THIS NOT CANCELLED.
Kayden Jones
Her ethnicity isn't the problem. It's the queen of all chongas writing the damm thing.
Jason Gonzalez
Last time some anons had strokes from the AMERICARTAS. To protect you:
CRINGE WARNING
Jaxson Perry
The letterer most likely didn't notice, doesn't care, or has a condescending attitude towards the reader.
Possibly a combination of the above.
Cooper James
That 5th fucking panel made me spit out my soup. Bravo Marvel
James Watson
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Elijah Watson
Surprised it's not a roller derby.
Xavier Collins
was this girl ever mentioned before? or are we just retconing a brown love interest into her past because apparently you can only date a person if they're anywhere near your shade of brown int he light spectrum?
Jaxon Hughes
That cover homage is wasted on this book
Alexander Green
>that audience
Where have I seen them before?
Nathaniel Sanchez
That last panel is so incredibly inept. Does this motherfucker know anything about composition?
Chase Baker
So Vegas right before it as turned to rubble?
Cooper Martinez
I am just here for the comments.
I really enjoy to read this garbage with Sup Forums.
Nicholas King
Bioware levels of kissing
Camden Adams
I'm unfamiliar with Villalobos. Is he Frank Quietly's non-union Mexican equivalent?
Alexander Hall
Looks like little Cyke has his head on Loki's shoulder.
Jaxson Cooper
>issue 5 is today
God fucking damn. Well, it's time to read.
Ryan Ramirez
That fucking pierced abomination
Ryder Morris
This shit belongs on paintings of the apocalypse from th 16th century.
John Cox
>colorist couldn't be arsed to make a cover, left the pencils in.
Carter Richardson
>"I'm literally intriqued and in awe of both of them. If this what it's like to date other women, then I applaud all the women dating women right now because this is incredible."
We're supposed to believe someone actually spoke these words?
Evan Bailey
Gayes shit since gay came to gay-town.
Nathaniel Mitchell
You know, after just reading this comic I can't tell you a single thing it's about. All these walls of text and they don't convey anything
Jaxson Parker
Is this really how girls talk to each other?
Pretty annoying.
Ethan Moore
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Aiden Russell
>the patriarchy
I'm assuming this page is gonna get a lot of (you)'s
Lincoln Flores
I'm completely lost
could someone please storytime the first four issues?
Henry Powell
HOLD THE FUCKING WHEEL WHEN YOU DRIVE BITCH
Henry Mitchell
After I'm convinced that there is no god.
Ayden Ward
Okay, I tried, this book is just bad though. I will just read the Ultimates to get my Ms.America fix.
Camden Myers
Jesus Christ
The horrible breakup was just so she could hook up with someone who isn't white.
Rivera is a fucking scumbag.
Gavin Baker
its ok to be homosexual user. we accept you
Bentley Martin
Yes.
Landon Young
Nice song.
Carter Garcia
I'm so sorry, jamie
Dylan Murphy
Good. Kill that bitch.
Ayden Thompson
NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SAY THAT SHIT IN THESE THREADS!
Luke Collins
>we Dukes of Hazzard now
James Gray
>Chulk and Squirrel Girl contemplate their impending threesome with Kate as Viv tries to look casual as she flies away to find a better music scene
Lincoln Long
I will bet you a million dollars that the bad guy after Chavez will be an evil white business man.
Daniel Reyes
This comic is pain
Make it stop
Juan Fisher
You fucking monster.
Luke Butler
The fuck did all those other motorcycle guys come from? In this page back here we don't see anything else for a long ways back.
Adrian Ramirez
Mordecai Midas is an old, C-list Iron Man villain.
Kevin Brown
Jean made Scott gay
Isaiah Rivera
>I guess there was a joke there but got photoshopped out
I think that's exactly what happened. It looks like there used to be something there that was erased.
Levi Cox
Ok then, a fat old white dude.
Dominic Ross
I like how the audience isn't particularly wild, and they're not cheering. They're just smiling politely.
Asher Fisher
No, he is a rock monster like The Thing, but glowing.
Ethan Jones
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>Trying to stop his brother's activities, he became Midas, the Golden Man and tried to wipe out all African-Americans in Manhattan by drugging them and causing them to go berserk.
Anthony Miller
Why is the phrase "It's okay if the answer is ___" used so many times in these comics? that or "Fine, but what's wrong with that?"
Gabriel Smith
glowing white
checkmate patriarchy!
Lincoln Richardson
>Destroys two helicopters
>Then realizes they're empty
Jace Walker
Do any of them actually know Riri or Doreen? Sam, Miles, and Kamala have met Riri, but as far as I know SG has never interacted with any of them.
Chase Murphy
>Midas Fight Night
>Magdalena is on the sign
I mean, they attempted to be clever with the foreshadowing. It's not that good, but they tried. I can respect that.
Dominic Cruz
It's supposed to let all the lesbians out there pat themselves on the back for being lesbians, because being lesbian is so awesome.
Christopher Jackson
Kek Hawkeye's shades jumping up is funny as fuck for some reason.
Xavier Miller
It mostly just makes Kate sound like a political lesbian. The second half of her ramble doesn't even make sense in context since she's a superhero.