You just got your ass kicked

>You just got your ass kicked...

Time for the fourth annual K-A storytime.
Can you believe it has been that much time?
Let's go all the way back to the first adventure.
When a young idiot put on a wet suit to fight crime.

This is-
Kick-Ass Book One: The Origin of Kick-Ass

And here we go...

I usually subject this as a storytime of pain, but I figure y'all know that

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Goddamn

Enter Kick-Ass, in his natural element.

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So does Mark Millar actually loathe people who enjoy superheroes? It feels like this whole book is one big "fuck you" to everyone who's ever wanted to be Spider-Man or whoever.

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>So does Mark Millar actually loathe people who enjoy superheroes? It feels like this whole book is one big "fuck you" to everyone who's ever wanted to be Spider-Man or whoever.

Nah, Millar himself enjoys superheroes.
This is Millar sorta going that "everyone who would take it to this extreme needs to grow up"

Seriously, Kick-Ass and everyone in this book is some form of psycho.

Which I think some people miss.

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can't believe I ever liked this at one point in time.

Something about Millar's comics from this point on do nothing for me. They're glorified movie storyboards

You look like a dick, dude.

I used to like it as some sort of really kinda wry heroic thing.

Now I enjoy it because it's clearly about really flawed messed up people using violence as their outlet.

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Not the best first outing...

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I still call bullshit on what he says next.

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Even his own subconscious hates him

Millar loves superheroes arguably more than anyone not named Liefeld

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Aye, Kick-Ass...while not good, isn't railing on superheroes - or even comic fans.

Not at all.

Kick-Ass isn't meant to be an average comic reader, or the reader of this...

He's meant to be a goddamn moronic psycho.

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Luckily YouTube is still around to not horribly date this.

I guess they kinda did, but they'd been starting it for years before Kick-Ass arrived.

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You totally stole that name from the guy who recorded that vid, dude.

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Oh, hey, Hit-Girl.

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Time for these two weirdos.

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While the film is arguably more entertaining, the comic always seemed more interesting and honest. The movie only comes across as superficially better. I think the perfect adaptation is somewhere in between the comic and the actual film.

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I will always say the movie was a better movie for general audiences...but yeah it's pretty superficial and makes everything too wacky in lieu of that.

I think if they had cut the Hit-Girl subplot from the second movie, they'd be closer to the mark.

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Oh Kick-Ass...you shmuck.

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Enter: Red Mist

What I hated about the movie was how they went completely 180 on the whole pretend gay thing.

That minigun mounted pseudo jetpack out of fucking nowhere didn't help either.