Time for the fourth annual K-A storytime. Can you believe it has been that much time? Let's go all the way back to the first adventure. When a young idiot put on a wet suit to fight crime.
This is- Kick-Ass Book One: The Origin of Kick-Ass
Gavin Barnes
And here we go...
I usually subject this as a storytime of pain, but I figure y'all know that
Luke Wright
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Jacob Scott
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Nolan Moore
Goddamn
John Richardson
Enter Kick-Ass, in his natural element.
Benjamin Cox
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Jaxson Reyes
So does Mark Millar actually loathe people who enjoy superheroes? It feels like this whole book is one big "fuck you" to everyone who's ever wanted to be Spider-Man or whoever.
Gabriel Nguyen
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Elijah Richardson
>So does Mark Millar actually loathe people who enjoy superheroes? It feels like this whole book is one big "fuck you" to everyone who's ever wanted to be Spider-Man or whoever.
Nah, Millar himself enjoys superheroes. This is Millar sorta going that "everyone who would take it to this extreme needs to grow up"
Carter Torres
Seriously, Kick-Ass and everyone in this book is some form of psycho.
Which I think some people miss.
Logan Wood
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Xavier Cooper
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Brandon Hall
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Hudson Hughes
can't believe I ever liked this at one point in time.
Something about Millar's comics from this point on do nothing for me. They're glorified movie storyboards
Brayden Evans
You look like a dick, dude.
Gabriel Ortiz
I used to like it as some sort of really kinda wry heroic thing.
Now I enjoy it because it's clearly about really flawed messed up people using violence as their outlet.
Angel Roberts
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Brayden Cook
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Asher Nguyen
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Luis Turner
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Gavin King
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Bentley Cook
Not the best first outing...
Adam Bennett
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Jeremiah Watson
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Jack Howard
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Ayden Cook
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Michael Sanders
I still call bullshit on what he says next.
Wyatt Cox
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Tyler Green
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Christian Taylor
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Jonathan Sanchez
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Jackson Morales
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Isaiah Cooper
Even his own subconscious hates him
Leo Green
Millar loves superheroes arguably more than anyone not named Liefeld
Joshua Diaz
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Asher Bell
Aye, Kick-Ass...while not good, isn't railing on superheroes - or even comic fans.
Not at all.
Hunter Stewart
Kick-Ass isn't meant to be an average comic reader, or the reader of this...
Isaac Ross
He's meant to be a goddamn moronic psycho.
Ayden Harris
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Matthew Reed
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Ayden Sanchez
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Jaxson Martinez
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Justin Johnson
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Noah Harris
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Jeremiah Bailey
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Robert Myers
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Ian Bell
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Connor White
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Eli Bell
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Elijah Bennett
Luckily YouTube is still around to not horribly date this.
Ian Jackson
I guess they kinda did, but they'd been starting it for years before Kick-Ass arrived.
Nathan Walker
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Cooper Murphy
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Liam Green
You totally stole that name from the guy who recorded that vid, dude.
Landon Edwards
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Gavin Sullivan
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Hunter Wilson
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Angel Lee
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Owen James
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Jackson Myers
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Colton Ross
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Levi Nguyen
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Elijah Baker
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Wyatt Powell
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Austin Peterson
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Landon Gray
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Julian Lewis
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Aiden Hughes
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Leo Carter
Oh, hey, Hit-Girl.
Brody Jenkins
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Nicholas Fisher
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Adam Peterson
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Ian Richardson
Time for these two weirdos.
Nathaniel Butler
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Oliver Young
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Ethan Johnson
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David Butler
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Andrew Long
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Xavier White
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Liam Parker
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Josiah Young
While the film is arguably more entertaining, the comic always seemed more interesting and honest. The movie only comes across as superficially better. I think the perfect adaptation is somewhere in between the comic and the actual film.
Eli Torres
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Mason Reed
I will always say the movie was a better movie for general audiences...but yeah it's pretty superficial and makes everything too wacky in lieu of that.
I think if they had cut the Hit-Girl subplot from the second movie, they'd be closer to the mark.
Adam Barnes
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Brayden Bailey
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Christopher Gutierrez
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Thomas Hernandez
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Ian Wood
Oh Kick-Ass...you shmuck.
Justin Watson
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Jayden Butler
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Justin Cruz
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Mason Garcia
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Brody Bailey
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Alexander Moore
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Christopher Phillips
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Liam Cook
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Adrian Howard
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Brayden Rogers
Enter: Red Mist
Nicholas Butler
What I hated about the movie was how they went completely 180 on the whole pretend gay thing.
That minigun mounted pseudo jetpack out of fucking nowhere didn't help either.