How would you "fix" prisons

How would you "fix" prisons

Criteria:
>Eliminate gang affiliation
>Eliminate animalistic territorialism
>Eliminate drug usage
>Elimjnate contraband smuggling
>Eliminate rape and violence
>Lower costs

It baffles me that prisons are such a shit show. I can't comprehend ever acting the way inmates do in prison.

Copy the russians Black Dolphin prison.
Problems are now solved

British incentive system works well in reducing violence and rape is almost unheard of (but I think thats a nigger thing)

>700 inmate
>900 officers

Jesus fucking Christ.

I'm confused as to why I should care how inmates behave in prison.

If you really want to fix prisons, bring back prison colonies.

Put the prisoners to work doing agricultural work for 10 hours a day. If my taxes are going to feed and house them, they should be producing something.

deprivatize them

>thinks "fixing" prisons is to remove all of the shit which makes the inmates not chimp out and riot
>minus the rape (barely happens in modernized US prisons unless you fucked up bad)

Execution for all murderers, drug smuggling and unlawful weapon possession.

Hard labour for gang affiliation and theft.

That'll drop numbers fast.

death sentence can fix all of this

It's a fucking embarrassment.

And 90+% of them will be released eventually.

Force feed prisoners fast food and marijuana, prohibit any sort of physical fitness, give them all gaming consoles.

Easiest prison in the world to run. Fat, stoned, lazy, and utterly incapable of causing any problems.

Anybody being violent gets tossed into solitary where insulin withdrawal will slowly torment them.

> I can't comprehend ever acting the way inmates do in prison.

That's because your IQ is at least 100.

Many prisoners have IQs below 70.

For comparison, great apes trained by researchers have been tested to have IQs in the 75-80 range.

>And 90+% of them will be released eventually.

Sounds like THAT is the problem.

I would replace all prisons with mental health institutions and all gaurds with mental health professonals. Criminals arent evil they are simply mentally ill. Also mental health institutions are much better at stopping suicides which is the biggest prison problem

You use them for forced labor.

That would only encourage drug smuggling, unlawful weapon possesion and murders

legalize drugs, suddenly 85% less prisoners to deal with, but then (((they))) would turn less of a profit

Everyone in Solitary, becomes an actual punishment instead of criminal college.

Thats anti semitism

B-b-but Dass slavery and rayciss!

>>Eliminate gang affiliation
>>Eliminate animalistic territorialism
How would this "fix" prisons, exactly?

Do you not realize that it's in the prison's best interest to keep inmates divided as possible?
Keeping inmates segregated by race/gang affiliation/etc. is intentional and desired. The divide and conquer strategy is literally the only thing that keeps the prison system running smoothly. It's far better to have the inmates fight each other than to unite against the correction officers running the place. If it was just inmates vs guards then there would be absolute chaos.

>Eliminate gang affiliation
Constantly rotate prisoners into different cells. Doesn't allow them to make strong social bonds with other prisoners. If they were already gang members before, force them to accept a new identity in a new place (((South Dakota)))
>Eliminate animalistic territorialism
See above. You can't be territorial if you are constantly being moved from cell to cell every week.
>Eliminate drug usage
Unban cigarettes and marijuana. Allow prisoners to smoke in designated areas at certain times of the day. Everyone using hard drugs will be isolated in detox and forced to complete a 12 step program or spend their sentence locked in a dark closet.
>Eliminate contraband smuggling
Everyone entering and exiting the prison must subject to a strip search.
>Eliminate rape and violence
People are always going to fight in prison and prison rape is a meme. No one gets raped in jail, there's niggas in there giving it away.
>Lower costs
Trustees can work civilian jobs for half of that employer's starting pay. Half goes to the prison, half goes to their commissary. This would also help to keep them in line because they want to keep their jobs so they can afford soda and cigarettes and phone calls. Some prisons do this and call it work release.

t. almost did a year in jail for getting in a fight with my brother, ended up getting the case thrown out as self defense. Spent about a month in the county.

Don't believe in imprisonment. If they pose such a risk to the community that it warrants being locked up, just kill them. Anything else, just beat the shit out of them and let them go.

It's not that hard to design a structure that is nearly impossible to escape regardless of prisoner cooperation.

That's a ridiculous excuse for encouraging massive violence and creating prisoners who will be no better than snarling beasts when they are released

A job created for every inmate in jail sounds like a good deal

You've torrented media. That is an imprisonable offense.

Should you be executed?

Make them non-profit. In fact, make them anti-profit. If no one makes money off of putting people in prison, then we'd be more likely to come up with a better, more creative way of dealing with the dregs of society.

it would mean more money from tax payers and last time I checked, you burgers hate taxes

Inmates should be used to perform any manual or low skilled labor paid for by taxpayer money

Call it a slippery slope if you want but there's no reason to pay fat union slobs and beaners to stand around an open pothole waiting for the proper humidity to pick up a hammer

Punishment > Reformation

It has less to do with escape and more to do with guard safety.
It's far easier to manage smaller groups of self-segregated inmates.

One lash outside the local police station is acceptable. No mark on your record, but a mark YOU will remember

>Eliminate private prisons
>Make all drugs legal, establish centers where drug addicts can take administer drugs safely and present them with rehabilitation and therapy options

99% of problems fixed.

Capital Punishment.

I think the most humane thing to do is maroon felons in a walled off island. Located in the tropic or subtropic so they can live outside and eat the plentiful root vegetables year round. Give them freedom and let them sort things out on this island since they can't handle living a law abiding life here. What can go wrong?

that looks pretty comfy senpai

And they only give you Christian/educational programming on the TV
(They still don't need a license though)

make it so awful that people REALLY don't want to stay

>What can go wrong?
Australia

If the prison population is too high reformation based becomes too expensive.

Knowing niggers (the majority prison population) they would have the bright idea to season all of their food at one time and salt the earth for flavor

23 hours solitary confinement, exercise for one hour either on the crank or treadmill, the Victorians had it right

Solitary confinement is heaven. You arebt constntly mocked like outside

t. Guy who went to jail

Yet you provide a pic of heaven

Suuure

Japan has the best prison system in the world. We should just do that.

For typical "thug" kind of crimes:
>Put education in prisons
>They have to pass classes as a condition for getting out
For white collar crimes:
>Throw them in PMITA prison so Jamal can stretch their asshole a few sizes

So heaven?

I hope u have cancer my uncle went to prison for white collar crimes

Are you Somali?

Not if you pay them $.50 an hour.

I dunno if it's been said or not but I'd do it by putting Hilary in one