Brit/pol/ - Time Warp edition

>Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60

>What time do the clocks go back in the UK tonight – and why do we have Daylight Saving Time?
telegraph.co.uk/technology/0/when-do-the-clocks-go-back-in-the-uk---and-why-do-we-have-daylig/

>Speculation grows about Mark Carney's future at the Bank of England
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/29/speculation-grows-about-mark-carneys-future-at-the-bank-of-engla/

>Theresa May said in 2007 MPs should have veto on EU negotiations
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37812303

>Nigel Farage should get a peerage, Ukip leadership hopefuls say
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/29/nigel-farage-should-get-a-peerage-ukip-leadership-hopefuls-say/

>Furious parents slam 'damaging' BBC sex change show aimed at six-year-olds
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3885922/Parents-slam-damaging-BBC-sex-change-aimed-six-year-olds.html

>Theresa May SLAPS DOWN Tony Blair as he tries to rally Remain 'insurgency' against Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/726263/Brexit-News-Theresa-May-slaps-down-Tony-Blair-second-EU-referendum-bid-Remain

>Nissan talks were open and honest, says Downing Street
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37801857

>France says Britain must take in more than 1,000 refugee children
theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/28/calais-france-rebukes-britain-over-abandoned-refugee-children

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discord.gg/XGFkErX
express.co.uk/news/uk/541793/SNP-activist-killed-over-child-sex-files
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I watched it tick over from 1:59 to 1:00 earlier.


Used to love clocks going back in the 90s got an extra hour in the club

Posting at 2:21AM

Anything interesting to do in Leeds, lads? Got half a day there next Saturday I need to kill.

lets do the time warp agian

It hasn't gone back yet.

get mugged maybe?

nth for pixie cut nationalist MILFs

I live in London though so I could do that here.

Someone needs to blow up a fortnight

How do we stop the clocks going back?

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Why won't Theresa May disavow David Duke?

I know I'm really late but the new £5 is just lovely

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I just made my first twitter guys.
Now I'm armed to battle the communists.

youtube.com/watch?v=sCN6K60F64M

Gonna fry some Cumberland sausages and have a sarnie with a comfy cup of hot chocolate, lads.

>eating after time travelling
You're supposed to wait an hour, lad.

Remember to cut them down the middle and fry them to make em crispy. Fry an onion aswell

nth for original german nationalist

We can't. The daylight saving jew is the most insidious of all.

>It was in Algiers that the beginning of Powell's distrust of the United States began. After socially mixing with American military officials that he met and exploring their cultural views of the world, he became convinced that one of America's covert war aims was to destroy the British Empire.

>Writing home on 16 February 1943, Powell stated: "I see growing on the horizon the greater peril than Germany or Japan ever were... our terrible enemy, America...."

Hasn't it already been an hour?

>original german nationalist

>Gonna fry some Cumberland sausages and have a sarnie
Splendid idea, I'm feeling hungry now too.

All the juices will escape, I like my sausages juicy.

God damn what a qt goddess.

sort a peasant rebellion, though that'd be hard to do unless you want to get arrested by the freedom police.

No, the clock goes back at 2am. 29 minutes yet, lad.

>imperialists
>nationalist
pick one

> Who set up the Scottish economy in that way?

What are you talking about? The Government put a huge amount of our naval construction industry up there. How much is BAE pumping into their economy alone? The Scots just whine about it. They'd be packing up and leaving, to the SNP's delight, the day Scotland were to vote out too. I'm sure the post industrial wastelands in the north of England will appreciate that work moving to them though.

What happens to the people that don't go back?

they get rounded up and shot

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nice

good luck. just search things like "white men", "brexit" etc. full of unbearably smug and cliquey cunts. most of them need to be gassed

how was Hitler not an imperialist? Strasser was smarter than him

yougov.co.uk/news/2016/10/28/walkers-crisp-packet-colours-are-wrong-way-round-s/

Well lads?

So Uncle Adolf is an Imperialist and not a Nationalist?

The universe automatically corrects itself by transporting those people into the timeline in which we voted to stay in the EU by a 30-point margin.

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Cheese and Onion are Blue
Green is for Salt and Vinegar.

Blue tbqhwy according to the Walkers Doctrine of Crisp Identification

>rope
>lampposts

Green. Blue is salt and vinegar.

>ovens

discord.gg/XGFkErX

brit/pol/ discord

Just read the comments. So much Gary Linekar hate.

Blue is the defacto salt and vinegar as for cheese and onion they can have that shitty dull green which compliments the shitty flavour itself.

>flaying knives

Cheese and onion should be green, salt and vinegar should be blue.

Anything else is wrong

Oldfag weird brand eaters get out

15 MINUTES

nah fuck off. the green is for the green of the onion. blue is for the sea.

>not liking Chipsticks
Burn, heathen.

I can't wait till Scotland goes independent. Fuck you English cunts.

They are really early for their appointments

This. It's logical.

Blue for onions is an EU thing.

Nicola, please leave

But onions are white.

Thank g-d we banned guns so some southern nutter can't create a paradox.

Do i just set my clock back to 1am?
excuse my autism

nope. light green, being a plant...

Yeah in 10 minutes it needs to be 1am

I can't wait for you Scots to fuck off either.

>tfw you're old enough to remember the magnificence of Tudor Crisps

>tfw you're old enough to remember a time when cheese and onion were ONLY green, regardless of who made them and the time before Walkers became really popular and started fucking with the standard colours to be different, the cunts

Fuck Walkers. Cheese and onion are green.

My clock is one hour forward already wtf
i just realised this, ive been getting the wrong time for ages now

British Empire finished.
UK finished.

HAHHAHAH. The decline is amazing. Fuck you. Enjoy Sadiq Khan ;)

>Engand no longer have to subsidise the grease slurping haggis munchers.

What a tragic day that will be for us.

Can't wait til Scotland gets stirred (read: filled with Brown people) either tbqh.

> Scotland goes independent
> Russia invades Scotland to point missiles at UK/Europe

Enjoy your Russian rape babies.

Me neither. Scotland is a kid that cries to Mummy England that it's leaving and never coming back. Mummy England wishes it would leave, but knows that it lacks the skills to survive on its own.

>le Russia wants to attack the UK meme
Shameful desu

Russia's interests lie in reclaiming her Soviet vassals, no more.

Not even brown people want to move to that shithole, though.

One of the reasons they get to delude themselves into thinking they are true socialist class warriors. Because they don't have to fucking do anything, like always.

>Jockland leaves the UK
>UK mortality rate decreases
>Obesity rate decreases
>Cancer rate decreases
>IQ increases
>Less government expenditure

hurry pls

Enjoy Humza Yousaf
He even gave his oath to the Scottish Parliament in Urdu?????

I agree, but I also have no doubt that our government will follow the yanks like puppies into needless aggression against them. Scotland could turn into our cuban missile crisis one day.

How do you feel having half your land mass reduced? kek.

Only if we let the Russians invade, which we'd never do.

Iceland has a military of like 100 people because NATO handles all their defence (indeed so desperate were we to bring Iceland into NATO that we let them cuck us out of fishing waters three times.), there's no way we'd surrender the other side of the strategic waterway (GIUK gap) just to spite Scotland.

And if Scotland can move the burden to the USAF, then so be it. Good to have America actually contribute something for once.

Like removing a really big tumour

IT'S HAPPENING

It's actually true. Look at the costume he's wearing too. Might actually celebrate Halloween and wear that ridiculous shit-show of a suit.

You had better hope that Trump doesn't become President.

He is already pissy with countries that don't pay their share within NATO.

Scotland couldn't afford it.

When did the BBC become so unimaginative? For a channel that doesn't have to worry about viewing figures they sure do put out some generic slop. What happened to the BBC that produced stuff like threads and the day of the triffids miniseries? Such a waste tbqh.

What if Putin invites Sturgeon over for some haggis stirring and convinces her to buddy up with him? Russian money easing that economic impact of the split. Honestly it'd be a genius move on his part.

I got blown out in the last thread, but if you fellow nonce hunters can help, it would be grand.

Even I think that's far-fetched. Scotland will just become another puppy to follow the yanks.

Beat me to it.

Well if a war were to occur, occupying the UK would be in Russias mind since its strategic value is invaluable in a war against Europe desu.

They wouldn't be able to achieve it though, so there's no point in trying.

They purged anyone who doesn't follow the narrative. Now they have no one to tell them when their bullshit is derivative trash and no one to offer opposing ideas.

We don't really care about your SJW crusade to be honest.

A number of SNP mps are quite pro Russia though, as in appearing on Sputnik and RT. Wouldn't be surprised if there was some kremlin influence there.

If we're taking Trump at face value, he'd stop pushing for war with Russia making a hypothetical crisis in Scotland unlikely anyway.
This isn't "A very British Coup" and it'd be of quite limited utility for all parties involved, particularly as there are subtle moves towards the 'right' of the SNP (Pro-NATO, more centrist) regaining influence in terms of how the party paints itself. They'd be more likely to appeal to Europe or America (who could of course finance things without explicit intra-national loans, if they wished.) instead.

It's kind of an interesting hypothetical no doubt, but you'd need a few handwaves to actually get into those circumstances. (Might I suggest Jim Sillars returns as leader and tries to get the Russians to execute his archnemesis, Salmond?)

>ctrl+f
>UK/United Kingdom/Great Britain
>26 results
>mfw

Fuck EU fuck UK fuck all governments live free and let's see how MPs can stop you kicking there balls in and fucking there hamsters

Comparing nonces with SJW's. Would have suspected it from Somerset.

What did he mean by this? And was it autism?

You have a caliph of londonistan. Dont think you can talk about immigration.

Fuck Bingerland.

discord.gg/XGFkErX

brit/pol/ discord

There's a thing called police.

Whatever you do, don't hunt nonces around London SW1A 0AA unless you want to mysteriously shoot yourself and throw the gun a mile away.
express.co.uk/news/uk/541793/SNP-activist-killed-over-child-sex-files