Gonna fry some Cumberland sausages and have a sarnie with a comfy cup of hot chocolate, lads.
Daniel Hernandez
>eating after time travelling You're supposed to wait an hour, lad.
Eli Adams
Remember to cut them down the middle and fry them to make em crispy. Fry an onion aswell
Ryan Davis
nth for original german nationalist
Kayden White
We can't. The daylight saving jew is the most insidious of all.
Zachary Robinson
>It was in Algiers that the beginning of Powell's distrust of the United States began. After socially mixing with American military officials that he met and exploring their cultural views of the world, he became convinced that one of America's covert war aims was to destroy the British Empire.
>Writing home on 16 February 1943, Powell stated: "I see growing on the horizon the greater peril than Germany or Japan ever were... our terrible enemy, America...."
Tyler Long
Hasn't it already been an hour?
Ryder Allen
>original german nationalist
Colton Hall
>Gonna fry some Cumberland sausages and have a sarnie Splendid idea, I'm feeling hungry now too.
Jayden Mitchell
All the juices will escape, I like my sausages juicy.
Lucas Hill
God damn what a qt goddess.
Easton Wilson
sort a peasant rebellion, though that'd be hard to do unless you want to get arrested by the freedom police.
Kayden Thomas
No, the clock goes back at 2am. 29 minutes yet, lad.
Oliver Brown
>imperialists >nationalist pick one
Leo Cook
> Who set up the Scottish economy in that way?
What are you talking about? The Government put a huge amount of our naval construction industry up there. How much is BAE pumping into their economy alone? The Scots just whine about it. They'd be packing up and leaving, to the SNP's delight, the day Scotland were to vote out too. I'm sure the post industrial wastelands in the north of England will appreciate that work moving to them though.
Asher Allen
What happens to the people that don't go back?
Jackson Miller
they get rounded up and shot
Ethan Moore
...
Asher Parker
nice
good luck. just search things like "white men", "brexit" etc. full of unbearably smug and cliquey cunts. most of them need to be gassed
how was Hitler not an imperialist? Strasser was smarter than him
Just read the comments. So much Gary Linekar hate.
Henry Adams
Blue is the defacto salt and vinegar as for cheese and onion they can have that shitty dull green which compliments the shitty flavour itself.
Leo Stewart
>flaying knives
Hudson Turner
Cheese and onion should be green, salt and vinegar should be blue.
Anything else is wrong
Jonathan Clark
Oldfag weird brand eaters get out
James Ross
15 MINUTES
Evan Cooper
nah fuck off. the green is for the green of the onion. blue is for the sea.
Jason Peterson
>not liking Chipsticks Burn, heathen.
Gavin Gonzalez
I can't wait till Scotland goes independent. Fuck you English cunts.
Jonathan Gomez
They are really early for their appointments
Justin Edwards
This. It's logical.
Blue for onions is an EU thing.
Dylan Roberts
Nicola, please leave
Matthew Brown
But onions are white.
Brandon Lewis
Thank g-d we banned guns so some southern nutter can't create a paradox.
Benjamin Kelly
Do i just set my clock back to 1am? excuse my autism
Evan Butler
nope. light green, being a plant...
Hunter Bennett
Yeah in 10 minutes it needs to be 1am
Jaxon Cruz
I can't wait for you Scots to fuck off either.
Cooper Williams
>tfw you're old enough to remember the magnificence of Tudor Crisps
>tfw you're old enough to remember a time when cheese and onion were ONLY green, regardless of who made them and the time before Walkers became really popular and started fucking with the standard colours to be different, the cunts
Fuck Walkers. Cheese and onion are green.
John Edwards
My clock is one hour forward already wtf i just realised this, ive been getting the wrong time for ages now
Lincoln Hall
British Empire finished. UK finished.
HAHHAHAH. The decline is amazing. Fuck you. Enjoy Sadiq Khan ;)
Leo Perez
>Engand no longer have to subsidise the grease slurping haggis munchers.
What a tragic day that will be for us.
Connor Thompson
Can't wait til Scotland gets stirred (read: filled with Brown people) either tbqh.
Asher Smith
> Scotland goes independent > Russia invades Scotland to point missiles at UK/Europe
Enjoy your Russian rape babies.
Hudson Martin
Me neither. Scotland is a kid that cries to Mummy England that it's leaving and never coming back. Mummy England wishes it would leave, but knows that it lacks the skills to survive on its own.
Jace Nelson
>le Russia wants to attack the UK meme Shameful desu
Russia's interests lie in reclaiming her Soviet vassals, no more.
Aiden Baker
Not even brown people want to move to that shithole, though.
One of the reasons they get to delude themselves into thinking they are true socialist class warriors. Because they don't have to fucking do anything, like always.
Nicholas Morgan
>Jockland leaves the UK >UK mortality rate decreases >Obesity rate decreases >Cancer rate decreases >IQ increases >Less government expenditure
hurry pls
Cameron Flores
Enjoy Humza Yousaf He even gave his oath to the Scottish Parliament in Urdu?????
Adrian Nelson
I agree, but I also have no doubt that our government will follow the yanks like puppies into needless aggression against them. Scotland could turn into our cuban missile crisis one day.
Leo Lopez
How do you feel having half your land mass reduced? kek.
Joshua Flores
Only if we let the Russians invade, which we'd never do.
Iceland has a military of like 100 people because NATO handles all their defence (indeed so desperate were we to bring Iceland into NATO that we let them cuck us out of fishing waters three times.), there's no way we'd surrender the other side of the strategic waterway (GIUK gap) just to spite Scotland.
And if Scotland can move the burden to the USAF, then so be it. Good to have America actually contribute something for once.
Leo Gomez
Like removing a really big tumour
Jonathan Edwards
IT'S HAPPENING
Connor Carter
It's actually true. Look at the costume he's wearing too. Might actually celebrate Halloween and wear that ridiculous shit-show of a suit.
Alexander Cruz
You had better hope that Trump doesn't become President.
He is already pissy with countries that don't pay their share within NATO.
Scotland couldn't afford it.
Landon Brooks
When did the BBC become so unimaginative? For a channel that doesn't have to worry about viewing figures they sure do put out some generic slop. What happened to the BBC that produced stuff like threads and the day of the triffids miniseries? Such a waste tbqh.
Jack Richardson
What if Putin invites Sturgeon over for some haggis stirring and convinces her to buddy up with him? Russian money easing that economic impact of the split. Honestly it'd be a genius move on his part.
Chase Thomas
I got blown out in the last thread, but if you fellow nonce hunters can help, it would be grand.
Logan Nguyen
Even I think that's far-fetched. Scotland will just become another puppy to follow the yanks.
Jonathan Adams
Beat me to it.
Gabriel Cook
Well if a war were to occur, occupying the UK would be in Russias mind since its strategic value is invaluable in a war against Europe desu.
They wouldn't be able to achieve it though, so there's no point in trying.
Colton Ramirez
They purged anyone who doesn't follow the narrative. Now they have no one to tell them when their bullshit is derivative trash and no one to offer opposing ideas.
Easton Cooper
We don't really care about your SJW crusade to be honest.
Blake Wright
A number of SNP mps are quite pro Russia though, as in appearing on Sputnik and RT. Wouldn't be surprised if there was some kremlin influence there.
Aaron Ward
If we're taking Trump at face value, he'd stop pushing for war with Russia making a hypothetical crisis in Scotland unlikely anyway. This isn't "A very British Coup" and it'd be of quite limited utility for all parties involved, particularly as there are subtle moves towards the 'right' of the SNP (Pro-NATO, more centrist) regaining influence in terms of how the party paints itself. They'd be more likely to appeal to Europe or America (who could of course finance things without explicit intra-national loans, if they wished.) instead.
It's kind of an interesting hypothetical no doubt, but you'd need a few handwaves to actually get into those circumstances. (Might I suggest Jim Sillars returns as leader and tries to get the Russians to execute his archnemesis, Salmond?)