Now I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Dissolve your borders, lower your arms and surrender your countries. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated. We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.
We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.
Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.
We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.
You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant. We only wish to raise quality of life for all species. Why do you resist?
We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts. Prepare to be COLONISED.
Juan Perez
well rip ukip, thought we had a glimmer of hope, but really it was dead when nigel left
Adam Nguyen
BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES
Gabriel Cruz
Did anything come of the rumors about Moggy becoming the new head of Bank of England?
Good news, he would only change as soon as he got elected and reveal himself to be a quizling for economic migrants and assylem seacars. If he was made PM he would probably give a pardon to the Rotherham rape gangs because they are black like him.
Julian Ross
'''rumours''' kek It was a short lived twitter meme with no basis in reality whatsoever
>backing Nuttall >wants to capitulate to Evans, Carswell and Hamilton in the name of 'party unity' N O
Adrian Ortiz
My only regret is not having UKIP 2 Electric Boogaloo as an option
James Jones
The leaf's staying apparently.
Caleb Walker
Are you Scottish? Apparently many Jocks have a little bit of Finngolian from a long time ago
Kayden Gray
Yes UKIP needs a few more people to get punched out and quit the party after a few days. That is the surefire way to electoral success.
Nicholas Cruz
Where did you get this, m8?
Colton Price
>assylem seacars
Liam Walker
(B)ritish (E)xtremist (A)ssociation of (D)over & (Y)ork
Logan Ortiz
Not if May has anything to do with it and he keeps being a big meme.
Sebastian Lee
I'm actually quite proud of the autism that went into this post.
Robert Martinez
>tfw your father is a Guardian reader, Blairite who wants a second EU ref. >tfw your mother knows nothing about politics so she just votes for who ever my father does >tfw they want to help more (((child migrants))) >tfw they keep calling me a racist bigot every time I visit because I voted for UKIP last GE and for Brexit in the ref.
Ryan Cox
Londoner of Kent/South Yorkshire stock
23andme
Aiden Johnson
Literally no worse than becoming purple libdems
Jason Flores
Lads, I'm forming a new political party called the United Kingdom Imperial Party aka UKIP
What do you think?
Henry Hernandez
>people still read the Guardian
The death of print can't come soon enough.
Brayden Butler
Hey bongs.
How would Trump and Clinton be received as political candidates in the UK?
Thomas Johnson
CIF fucking hilarious m8
Thomas Hernandez
>extremist >not esoteric Apply yourself lad
Jordan Harris
>Logo is pound Anglos truly are worse than kikes.
Isaiah Stewart
my family is pretty apolitical but I did get to get my mum to vote leave
Caleb Lee
They wouldn't get selected as MPs, let alone leaders of their parties.
Samuel Phillips
They'd be ridiculed. I doubt they'd ever manage to even be elected as MPs so there'd be no way of them becoming PM.
Benjamin Kelly
Trump - Hitler Nazi Clinton - Warmonger
Robert Long
The British public is too bluepilled to even understand why Trump is popular.
Chase Lee
>How would Trump and Clinton be received as political candidates in the UK? They wouldn't.
They wouldn't even make it as an MP
Jackson Butler
clinton would already be in jail because our media loves taking down politicians trump would never get anywhere because he's too ineloquent
Ethan Rogers
I think only 120,000 Guardian papers are in circulation, which is among the lowest of all our newspapers.
The Sun and Daily Mail are at the top with around 2,500,000 in circulation. I think The Guardian makes most of its money from online articles and shit.
Gabriel Collins
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Nicholas Williams
The process of selecting MPs and electing a government and appointing a PM is very different here to your presidential elections
Clinton may well climb the slippery pole that is the Tory party and end up on the front bench but she'd never make party leader, our major parties are corrupt as fuck but they're not THAT corrupt
Trump wouldn't be accepted as a candidate by any major party and independent candidates very rarely win their seats. Even if they do there's no way for them to gain any real power
Jaxson Bailey
Depends what part of the UK. >Scotland: like Hillary hate Trump >Wales: Probably prefers Trump over Hillary >NI: Probably likes Hillary more then Trump >North of England: would suck Trumps cock >South of England: would lick Hillary's clit .
John Morgan
Can you stop spreading your autism in every thread please slav?
>NI: Probably likes Hillary more then Trump Doubt it, she backs gay marriage now.
Jeremiah Martinez
I don't know what you mean.
Liam Baker
imagine having a commie for a brother
Eli Myers
British actually rate among the top in the world for dental health.
Also pls stop shitposting in brit/pol/ or we'll use our meme energy for Clinton.
Jack Adams
What do they say to you?
>Hello son, you racist bigot >I'd give user a second helping of apple crumble, but he's a racist fucking bigot
Oliver Stewart
Is he autistic?
Liam Murphy
Seats in the brit/pol/ parliament
Hudson Nguyen
When you're already ugly there's not much point worrying about teeth
Ryder Ramirez
People see Trump as an obnoxious loud arrogant American, while they see Clinton as a crank.
Kevin Sanchez
Kek, Jezza looks so uncomfortable
Samuel Sanchez
We don't, as a rule, it's a meme
However we do have wonky teeth because braces are generally seen as a medical procedure rather than a cosmetic one, most people are dependent on muh ehh eych ess for things like that and therefore only get braces if their teeth are so misaligned that they're likely to cause damage to the soft tissue in the mouth or to be impractically difficult to clean
Also bleaching/whitening your teeth is pretty uncommon here and is usually considered to make you look like a bellend
Luis Thompson
It's quite natural for siblings to be political opposed
Jonathan Turner
Sound like you might want to cut down on the racist bigotry.
Hudson Ross
>Slav Pretty sure you replied to the wrong poster mate.
Asher Lee
>le FOLLOW THE MONEY man
Easton Long
Oh here we go, 4 more years of "interest rates are going to go up soon, really this time! Honest!".
Wyatt Long
It's really surprising how fucking retarded some MPs are user.
Parker Jenkins
would you rather have a gay son or a socialist son?
Levi Peterson
I used to love watching this on BBC2 on a Saturday evening.
Henry Nguyen
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Austin Phillips
>no enquiry into orgreave by Home Sec Ayy lmao.
Noah James
>tfw Cat Smith is my MP
Julian Stewart
What's the difference WAHEY!
Tyler Parker
how many marbles can huma abedin fit in her mouth
Dylan Rogers
Whats the status on triggering article 50???
Ethan Robinson
Socialist obviously, you can't beat the gay out of him, but you beat the gommunism out of him
Mason Robinson
there is literally nothing wrong with being a gay socialist
Andrew Evans
Midlands reporting in, I have money on Trump. But I don't think a British version of him would do well at all. And Hillary might have some support because muh vagina, muh experience.
But then again meme magic is a thing.
>inb4 there is no Midlands pick a side
John Campbell
begins in March
Nicholas Cruz
>b-but if the police try to arrest us that means it's okay to have a big fight
Fucking pikeys. Bet they haven't even worked since the 80s
Anthony Peterson
Is there any way to turn this dancing skeleton off?
Jackson Carter
>Cool it with the racist, bigoted remarks
Leo Anderson
I submit, Locutus of Beady.
I am ready to be assimilated.
Joseph Myers
open MPC-HC turn on "view -> on top -> while playing video" put on a film (one without skellingtons) place it over mr skellington
Caleb Rodriguez
Lads, why do Germans and Scandi's love Slavic immigrants so much? I don't get it, they are completely fine with ethnic replacement as long as it is "white"? Have they no pride in their own people?
Dylan Parker
Yeah lad. Because that's what happened.
Blake Jenkins
>tfw CETA gets blocked again next year.
Elijah Gomez
pretty sure 'poles are based because they are white' is an american meme
Ryan Clark
Good,gooood
Carson Phillips
>Lads, why do Germans and Scandi's love Slavic immigrants so much? Who says they do?
I've seen them both complain about Slavs too.
Ian Bell
I hate when Sup Forums changes in the slightest, it really ticks off my autism. Can't wait till Halloween ends.
>>Wales: Probably prefers Trump over Hillary Nah I hate them both
I want Jill Stein to win
Cooper Young
>Getting /fit/ >Learning a Language All i need now is a better job or to win the lottery and i'd be pretty good right about now
Anthony King
They always shit on us when we complain about them, and always cite the "poles are based" meme or "I have lots of polish friends" meme. They just seem to be under the delusion that you can't hate more than one group of people.
Christopher Edwards
soory fur being such a sloow cunt with my october review videoo
I've been busy meeking videoo responses to random yootube comments to tell them how shet everything is
Jace Adams
Dutch election is next March and Wilders' PVV is currently polling in the lead. If his party don't win it'll be the kingmaker of any coalition government, and this is the same month our PM said we'd enact Artile 50 by.
Plus in December Hofer may win in Austria and the Italian referendum may cause a collapse of their government and market.