Is he right, Sup Forums?

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Is he right, Sup Forums?

Anthony Rivera

March 6, 2018 - 15:15

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Adrian Long

Yes. It varies wildly from scene to scene.

March 6, 2018 - 15:18

Jayden Price

That's right, Jay.

March 6, 2018 - 15:18

Kayden Rodriguez

Well, I liked it a lot.

March 6, 2018 - 15:20

Hudson Cruz

even a broken clock is right twice a day

March 6, 2018 - 15:20

Henry Edwards

Oh I liked it too Mike!

March 6, 2018 - 15:21

Jack Anderson

>well it wasn't teeeeerrrible

March 6, 2018 - 15:22

Mason Cruz

Well, you know on second thought this movie does have some great parts to it.

March 6, 2018 - 15:22

Caleb Sanchez

It was still fucking good.
Dixon is a cop Id trust to my town.

March 6, 2018 - 15:23

Jonathan Baker

>Well I didn't HATE it...

March 6, 2018 - 15:25

Gavin Powell

Idk if it's tonal but it fails to connect.
I watched like 10 minutes of it, got really bored, hid the window with it, and I only remember it now because of this thread.
I also laughed at this awkward fucking scene with Woody when he goes "We got war on our hands"

March 6, 2018 - 15:26

Logan Morris

You were supposed to laugh at almost every scene. The movie was fucking hilarious. It really is kino.

March 6, 2018 - 15:28

Grayson Long

It was made that way on purpose to exaggerate the emotional roller coaster she was going through and how it affected the whole town. Muh vagioli.

March 6, 2018 - 15:28

Owen Moore

it wasn't funny at all, it was an embarrassing mess

March 6, 2018 - 15:29

Nolan James

jay bauman, failed film-maker.

March 6, 2018 - 15:30

Joshua Ross

Now you get it user. Now laugh at the characters expense and funny one liners.

March 6, 2018 - 15:30

William Murphy

Eh. I wouldn't say its nightmarish, but it struggled with that definitely. If the script sucked it would be unforgivable, but nah.

March 6, 2018 - 15:30

Cooper Ward

>I liked the parts where they mentioned black lives matter a strong woman was being strong, but once you were supposed to feel sad for some white guys, I just tuned out

March 6, 2018 - 15:30

Brandon Collins

Red Sparrow is a far better film.

March 6, 2018 - 15:36

Owen Johnson

Ebbing :DDD

March 6, 2018 - 15:38

Jonathan Sullivan

No.

I honestly can't see how people think there was a problem with the tone in the film. It hits the humor moments, and it hits the dark moments. It would be a problem if it wasn't either.

Why do people need only one tone in a film nowadays? Its either humorous or dark. Real life has some really fucking dark shit, and some funny moments too.

March 6, 2018 - 15:45

Noah Adams

the one liners weren't funny, they were obnoxious.

March 6, 2018 - 15:46

Sebastian Walker

Is Bauman a Jewish name? Asking for a friend

March 6, 2018 - 15:48

Bentley Robinson

Nothing new, Jay is still a faggot.

March 6, 2018 - 15:49

Brayden Thomas

>You guys are gonna hate me for this, butttt

March 6, 2018 - 15:49

Ethan Perez

never

March 6, 2018 - 15:50

Ayden Williams

Explain this.

March 6, 2018 - 15:52

William Gutierrez

german

March 6, 2018 - 15:53

Grayson Williams

he is an uncloseted raging SJW faggot
it explains itself

March 6, 2018 - 15:55

Jack Gomez

>pop culture reference combo shirts
I can't think of any clearer yet more socially acceptable way to communicate that you should be avoided.

March 6, 2018 - 15:57

Aiden Nelson

IM DYING LINDSEY

March 6, 2018 - 16:00

Andrew Rodriguez

March 6, 2018 - 16:02

Grayson Smith

March 6, 2018 - 16:03

Liam Morris

thanks

March 6, 2018 - 16:28

Wyatt James

He's not wrong, the tone was all over the place especially with Sam Rockwell's character.

March 6, 2018 - 16:40

Owen Moore

People pay money to watch this shit?

March 6, 2018 - 18:01

Chase Scott

Jay is only 5'6"

March 6, 2018 - 18:23

Jaxson Murphy

>5'6
that nigga is legit 5'2

March 6, 2018 - 18:45

John Anderson

I don't believe it. He doesn't look *that* short

March 6, 2018 - 19:17

Thomas Ross

Jay Bauman? Is that you?

Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.

Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

March 6, 2018 - 19:23

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