Mormons

Nothing just beta cringe thread.
I am out.
>Here is my token to you
>@#&2- Poo

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I have been inside that temple. In some of the underground tunnels.
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When I was a Missionary and a believer I meet with several young men whos families are deep into this.
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I have posted befpre. but im ntoe sure how much will eb believffed. can only hope someone will screencap this.

in essence Mormonism is an offshoot of the Masonic sect. BY entering that temple and making your pact with God you use several well known Masonic handshakes but with their own meaning interpreted by Joseph Smith. who was a freemason.
Prior to 1991 you promised to kill yourself if you were to revel the secrets of the temple. the same stuff you can find about ti online and their is video of. But to look less culty (they fear looking offcolor by any means for several reasons) they got rid of the verbage. now you just make hand motions referring to the Penalty Oath that they used to articulate. But if you ask a Temple President or anyone who took out their Endowment before 1991 they might tell you but only if you are in the temple. I know this first hand because my own father told me. but could only say it while in that very Temple.

look up Adam-ondi-Ahman. It is a patch of land in Missouri that Joseph Smith claimed was the actual garden of Eden once.
This is something that only a few of the upper families know. But basically there is a clearing somewhere there that has been pre-ordained as the place Jesus will appear to the Prophet and the Apostles a few years before the Second Coming. He will be floating. His feet will not touch the ground or he would be him returning to the earth. What many of the workers are looking for is when every one of the apostles will take a plane and congregate at that location at once. They wait for this and news will trickle down without the brethren having to tell anyone.

I have yet to have bothered with looking at any satellite imagery. But if anyone can find something like that with google maps I would be interested to know.

Honestly, you could tag most things that the catholic, orthodox, and protestant churches teach as #thingsjesusneversaid. For example, you have the teaching that premarital sex is bad. Nowhere in the bible is this ever said or even implied, but it's continually taught as if Jesus said it himself.

I'm 54, so nobody else here probably remembers all the car bombings and assassinations that were occurring between the Mormon leadership back in the late 70s. Salt lake City was like Dublin Ireland then. They were knocking each other off for power and leadership.

>What goes on in here?

Nothing upsetting

youtube.com/watch?v=I1BblTB5iAw

>Gotta love that religious propaganda.
All I'm saying is that it goes both ways.
Everytime Mormons get brought up on Sup Forums people start posting the most ridiculous stuff, all made up by people who hate Mormons. Not a good source...

The baptizing basin has oxen statues. This comes strait from the Hebrew bible but it wasn't for baptizing but rather washing hands after sacrifices. Call it a Christian retcon. Maybe this is why people think it's animal sacrifice in there.

They also anoint people with oil ritualistically prior to the genesis show. It's because you're anointed as a king over the goyim or whatever ya know?

The anointing involves dab in oil over body parts like head for intelligence, arms to be strong, stomach to be healthy. And "loins" to have many children. They always always touched your thigh for the loins part, and you used to be naked except for a sheet that was open at the sides. As a result, rare random pervy gay temple priests would sometimes touch the dicks of 18 year olds who had never been there before. Not lying. But they now have you wear underwear under the sheet and they only touch your head. Mormons hate gays and didn't realize how many perks were touching dicks lol. But no explicit child molestation rituals as far as I know. Kids aren't allowed in

Like most religions, they think they are the one true religion, so they are actually saving your relatives. They believe they are reuniting families.

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

my mormon cousins have like half a year's worth of non-perishable food stocked up. apparently all mormons are supposed to.