Good Girl Sasha

>Gets good grades
>Never parties
>Holds down an honest steady job

Meanwhile, sister Malia is smoking weed, partying all night, twerking, and stripping at festivals

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Yes I would like fries with that

Does she really work at a restaurant? Does Secret Service have to hang out there during her shifts?

She's the one that wants a slice of life at the white house again.

Probably

>those 1/4 white genes somehow affected her

life finds a way

it was her summer job up near camp david. it was a fried fish joint. yea a ss had to be around. are you this new or do you just not read the news?

Yep, Barack and Michelle made her work there all summer. Secret Service was obviously around.

Good parenting desu. I guess they see Malia as a lost cause already and want to save Sasha.

Calling it now;
>Malia will end up a drug-addled trainwreck failed actress/model hanging out with scum like Lena Dunham
>Sasha will be a brilliant neurosurgeon

>you'll never have your own bodyguards to bully bad customers while you work as a waitress

Sasha is best girl, due to ugly duckling syndrome. She will end up successful ans beautiful.