Good Girl Sasha

>Gets good grades
>Never parties
>Holds down an honest steady job

Meanwhile, sister Malia is smoking weed, partying all night, twerking, and stripping at festivals

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Yes I would like fries with that

Does she really work at a restaurant? Does Secret Service have to hang out there during her shifts?

She's the one that wants a slice of life at the white house again.

Probably

>those 1/4 white genes somehow affected her

life finds a way

it was her summer job up near camp david. it was a fried fish joint. yea a ss had to be around. are you this new or do you just not read the news?

Yep, Barack and Michelle made her work there all summer. Secret Service was obviously around.

Good parenting desu. I guess they see Malia as a lost cause already and want to save Sasha.

Calling it now;
>Malia will end up a drug-addled trainwreck failed actress/model hanging out with scum like Lena Dunham
>Sasha will be a brilliant neurosurgeon

>you'll never have your own bodyguards to bully bad customers while you work as a waitress

Sasha is best girl, due to ugly duckling syndrome. She will end up successful ans beautiful.

>a negress neurosurgeon

hello there

Plot twist: Sasha as GOP frontrunner in 2036

oh, you two

Is she, dare I say, "our guy"?

she holds a token job oh wow she works hard. besides kek has already sown the obamas fates notice this shadow in the back ground of pic related, is that pepe with a rope?

>near camp david
They were in Martha's Vineyard. One of the richest and most liberal places in America.

How come that his face has mostly white features?

Not if Barron has anything to do with it

>Campaign slogan: I HATE MY PARENTS
Sweeps the primaries with 90+% of the votes

>How come that his face has mostly white features?
For one thing, his high prescription glasses makes his eyes look smaller than they are.
His nose is definitely more slender than the average middle-aged black man, I'll give you that.

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Malia is just being a dumb teen which is necessary part of life to grow up not socially retarded. Hence she will grow out of that faze and end up successful. Sasha on the other hand will end up spending her time on Sup Forums.

test post pajeet

oh god

Some dumb teens never grow out of it, unfortunately. I mean I was dumb, but not president's-daughter-twerking-in-public-and-smoking-weed dumb.

Can we just range ban irrelevant countries already?

>Implying the GOP will still exist in 2036
>Implying America will still exist in 2036

>post yfw you realize Barron will likely be lurking here in a few years

Malia will end up like Chelsea Clinton she'll be given the chair of some scam foundation and use it as a personal bank account.

Sasha will end up the next Condoleeza Rice after having to actually work and realizing the gibs culture of the DNC is cancer

Oh cmon now Sup Forums
This is low even for us, I am ok with bashing Obama but to go after his dumb ass teen daughters is just unacceptable.

It is no different than the shitty msm going after trump's kids.
Let them alone.

She'll rebel in one way or another. You can tell she's unhappy.

Either
>Seeing Washington and her parents' corruption first hand, she's redpilled, and will buckle down to become educated and successful so she can run as a Republican candidate for pres and tear down her parents' corrupt legacy
or
>Seeing Washington and her parents' corruption first hand, she becomes redpilled, but the cynicism and depression gets the better of her so she takes the black pill and drops out of life, hopelessly spending her days shitposting on Sup Forums

this thread is literally a celebration of the good hearted, moral life led by Sasha Obama.

They also made their children do their own laundry in the white house.

it is possible

Probably not, he looks like Donald incarnate. He'll be at a prep school bullying nerds.

I want to cuddle with her and kiss her on the lips.

Oh cmon now Sup Forums
This is low even for us, I am ok with bashing Obama but to go after his dumb ass teen daughters is just unacceptable.

It is no different than the shitty msm going after trump's kids.
Let them alone.

l-lewd

Even spoiled, rich, and powerful, you can't shake the nigger genes in some ppl

what the fuck is wrong with you
sick fuck

>President's daughter working a summer job
>news

Greatest punishment to Obama and other globalist would be for a shitposter waiting status her and have her join KEK.

>post your face when Sasha comes out as a conservative

*Waifu

Imagine her making you lick her feet after a long shift

I honestly think Obama is a good husband and dad

Obama isn't bad looking for a halfie nog. Why didn't he marry someone more attractive and have better looking children?

Agreed. Even with all the chaos and shitstorms of the past 8 years they look like a happy family.

This is a great question, I'm glad you asked.

>his whole family mocks him on social media
Gotta feel bad for the guy abit

Somebody doesn't know how genetics work...

She'll be president one day

I am guessing he enjoys Michelle's feminine penis.

>Even the dogs are niggers.

no idea but looking at Malia you can see how mannish she is and then realize that Michelle is actually a woman

oh the humanity

Clintons were the most beautiful family ever

Lol if you think about it she still has a better life.
She has friends, she partys, she has enough money to smoke weed and go to festivals.

Sounds alot more fun then you lol
I'm sure she is happy with memories of good times and having fun then "never partying" and basically being a basic bitch her whole life.

Stripping at festivals? Who is this dream girl?

Good lord Malia looks so fucking shit in comparison.

>gets good grades
>daughter of the President of the United States

WOW REALLY HOW IMPRESSIVE AND UNBIASED

That's a fair assumption and one I'll take under advisement.

To add, I'd like to say that he probably can't even take it all down his throat/up his ass due to its size and girth. That: she is a stout woman with a stout hog.

>or do you just not read the news
That tidbit is what you call news?
Wow. Big news, niglet has a job flipping burgers.

I'm not going to lie. I thought SHE was going to be the ghetto type. She just had that look about her. Her sister, on the other hand, LOOKED like a nice girl. Her skull shaped was more Caucasian than her sisters, which is more African.

Really makes you think.

sauce

Why does she and her sister look somalian when neither of their supposed parents are at all somalian?
Something ain't breading this basket here.

Is it just me, or does adult Chels look a little like Mistress T?

>Smoking weed
>Bad

Barron Trump / Sasha Obama 2036

Kek wills it.

False, although Jeb really did fuck this one up pretty good

They actually do, I remember reading an article with some coworker commenting on how weird it was to have them around.

>Malia will end up a drug-addled trainwreck failed actress/model hanging out with scum like Lena Dunham
>>Sasha will be a brilliant neurosurgeon

They will never have to work a day in the rest of their lives.

No way her pussy is that clean.

>He'll be at a prep school bullying nerds.
He shows signs that he is on the Autism Spectrum. He's going to be posting on Sup Forums sooner or later.

He's going to be the one bullied and then later in life he will wage war against the Chad Thundercocks of America.

GOD EMPEROR BARRON TRUMP 2036

MODS MODS MODS
This is why we have the death penalty.

Copy that.

There are a few women in there that are pretty good looking.

It kind of makes me sad to have such a small family.

Checked.

No, probably not.

>>Malia will end up a drug-addled trainwreck failed actress/model hanging out with scum like Lena Dunham

ya no. Her family is richer than god. She'll be fine no matter what she does.

for real though I want Malia to get naked and sit on my lap

Sup Forums who is that, front right, right side

The president isn't really a rich person.
I bet you didn't know, because you're Thai, that the Clintons actually left the White House broke.

lol.

Yeesh, I wouldn't kick that asshole off of my mouth if you know what I mean.

Jeb!'s guac wife?

This was Malia twerking at the festival, doesn't seem like a big deal, just a girl having fun. I think everyone is making a big deal out of it just because she's the president's daughter. If anything America should be proud that their leader's daughter has such a hot ass.

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Oi m8, get ready for the FBI to come knocking on your door

>never parties
Someone post that sheboon flashing her ass to some white chads on stage

I like some of the posters from your island though

Why does Sasha's?

To give me a high five maybe

how has nobody posted this yet?

This chick is obviously a Jew.

Be careful what you wish for.

>caring about the teenaged children of the president

Unless they get abducted or are put in charge of some major project/institution, then it's basically irrelevant and little better than celeb gossip

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Kek I'm sorry for being lewd but she seems like a real sweetheart.

Fast food work sucks, it's a good way to teach your kids about life outside of their bubble, especially if she had to work full shifts

>works fast food
>gets red pilled about blacks
Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

And Sup Forums told me two father households where degenerate.

This. The big lesson I learned from fast food work was that I never wanted to be a low wage coolie ever again. Started climbing the ladder like my ass was on fire

I don't think she will be a neurosurgeon however I do believe she will live a normal healthy life.

>having autism
>being bullied

Bullying only works on people with functioning emotions, can't silence the mute and all that