How you holding up lads?

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

How you holding up lads?

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Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spot spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested.

David Barnes
David Barnes

Mods keep banning me for making eceleb threads and motor/sp/ort is on Easter break.

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Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

Not well. I'm constantly tired, turning 30 this year, and am observing a rapid, marked decline in my cognitive abilities. Things I used to be able to do with relative ease have become quite difficult and it only seems to be getting worse. I'm afraid I have some sort of disorder but I havent been to the doctor in a decade or so.

Easton White
Easton White

Start exercising immediately

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

You drink alcohol a lot? Eat healthy, exercise, etc?

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

The mods have become real fucking annoying lately.

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

I have been, though it just leaves me even more exhausted than usual. The hardest thing for me is diet since food is pretty much the only thing that makes me happy.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

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Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

What kind of exercise? You lifting?

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

I can't follow through with my suicide plans

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

I got strep throat, so I took the day off work and watched an entire series of Skins.

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

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Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

I think all this loneliness lately has been starting to fuck with my head. I ought to stop smoking, maybe make myself a bit more outgoing

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

I think about killing myself every day, I'm failing my classes in college and will most likely have to withdraw, I don't have any friends anymore, I got charged with a felony, I'm on probation for said felony, I don't enjoy anything anymore.... I want to die but I don't have the balls to kill myself.

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Pretty good. I finally got a job in an area I enjoy. The pay is shit for now but with time and experience, I'll be able to move up.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

drugs?

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

I know you're in a tough spot user but I recommend finishing college if you can. It'd make the next few years more bearable financially at least. What's the felony for out of curiosity?

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

about done with all this shit and would like to leave it behind

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Asher Harris
Asher Harris

What year are you stuck on, Sup Forums? For me it's 2006. That was the last year that felt real.

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Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

I'm an opiate addict on suboxone right now. I don't have the money to take oxy anymore though, that was the last thing I really truly enjoyed.

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

I hate my job. I still live at home. No GF. I have an ego. Im 21, what should I do to turn myself around?

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David Brooks
David Brooks

2011

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

I'm almost out of DMT and if I don't see the Machine Elves for awhile I wonder what I will miss

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

Is there a single person on here that isn't a miserable fuck?

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

I get real nostalgic about the late 2000s. I miss watching Friday night Smackdown with the lads and playing yu gi oh. Shit seemed a lot simpler back then

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Get a car or motorcycle and fix it up

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

2007.

I was young enough to not care, and still enjoy the small things.

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

I got in a car accident going 7 mph and the person who ran into me was going probably 12-15mph. I had a panic attack and just drove back to my apartment. Once I calmed down I called the police to tell them I was the one in the crash, but that didn't save me. The woman who I got into the wreck with sprained her wrist so technically she was hurt so it made it a felony hit and run.

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

Get a cyber security certification

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

I drive a working truck. I don't know how to drive a motorcycle. I guess that's a good start.

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

Remember, you're here forever

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Adam Adams
Adam Adams

Not bad desu thanks for asking

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Parker Wood
Parker Wood

It's about time this placed got cleaned up. Ecelebs are cancer anyway.

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

there's nothing wrong with the occasional dubs thread

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

chicks love motorcycles
it's also a great ice breaker with normies
nerd out about it and learn how to work on it
I'm sure there's lots of help on /o/ tho i never go there myself

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

i think there are alot of underage normies on here nowadays because of how widespread memes are right now

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

That and an influx of incels

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

Most miserable people are over the age of 18... And normies unironically love life

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

This might sound like awful advice but my opiate addiction was very much a solution to my shitty life beforehand it made it much much worse but... you could sell your subs and cop oxy/dope. Around here at least one sub can sell for 8-10 bucks and that’s gets u a bag of H. Better to be alive and on the nod than dead. Hope you can one day find happiness without it but I understand needing a crutch.

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

murder her

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

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Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

24 year old neet here

things are great but they've been worse.

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

Im going to see my PCP for the first time next week. How do I go about getting prozac or xanax? Thanks

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Parker Miller
Parker Miller

It's too late. That bitch got 3-4k for spraining her wrist and minimal damage to her vehicle that 100$ would have fixed.... Its too late though I don't want to go to prison for 20 years either

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