TROLL
TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
TROLL
Owen Davis
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David Collins
>dat shitty CG
Literally a PS2 game
Grayson Morgan
la creatura...
Dominic White
el ogro de las britanicas....
Cooper Harris
Wasn't JK Rowling set on not using American actors in Harry Potter?
Xavier Phillips
Was Quirrell completely controlled by Deh like how Yerks control their hosts in Animorphs?
Christian Bennett
Whats fucked is that voldemont was living on the back of this dudes head. Imagine if quirrel went for taco tuesday and was absolutely reaming the toilet with a nasty turd and voldemort had to endure the whole thing. I wonder what it would smell like
Nathan Cox
"No!"
Tyler Smith
Though you ought to know
Jaxson Evans
kys faggots
Kevin Mitchell
"Deh!"
Andrew Green
Honestly doesn't look too bad there, you got a webm or something?
Jayden Reed
pretty standard for the early 2000's desu
Luke Fisher
"Deh!"
Mason Lopez
>less than a year before Gollum in Two Towers
Lincoln Taylor
yes, but WHAT’S THE PASSWORD?
Jose Russell
Deh!
Deh! In the dungeon!
Jayden Campbell
I would not care about la creatura if i was in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Matthew Rodriguez
No dullest franchise pastas today! No sir! Not one single bloody pasta! Not one!
Caleb Rodriguez
WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY
Jason Peterson
Shit intro today desu.
Grayson Williams
Nathan Walker
>passes out in the middle of the room
>turbine could have fallen off or could have been removed when someone tried to give him mouth to mouth
derp
Juan Howard
Board kino
Colton Peterson
blessed image
Jaxon Brooks
should "DEH" and "the Meme that can't be named" combine forces?
Nicholas Thompson
a fresh deh!post
oooooooooooooooooooo
Blake Gutierrez
Meme thread?
Benjamin Lopez
Don't worry it's just Dan Schneider. You're all too old for him anyway.
Liam Richardson
Based Deh! posters
>taking the lot
Greedy little shits will get nuffin
Logan Cox
oooooooooo
Liam Scott
based oc
Hunter Lopez
Luis Johnson
Based
Ryder Wood
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Alexander Cruz
>haha
Colton Kelly
underrated post
Easton Rivera
Jayden White
If the troll was in the dungeon, then what is the problem? he's locked up...
Jace Scott
“No!”
“Deh!”
“No!”
“Deh!”
“No!”
“Deh!”
“No!”
“Deh!”
Hunter Jenkins
Is there no such thing as an unlocked dungeon? Have you even minored to think of that?
Adam Stewart
Quirrel released it so it would kill Harry and co.
Jackson Thomas
well gollum literally looks like very slim serkis and troll's full cgi
Joshua Lewis
Locked or not, how could he get out? He'd be trapped by human sized doors.
That's leaving a lot to random chance now isn't it?
Thomas Young
There is absolutely NOTHING suggesting their dungeons only have human sized doors, and not only that, but their human-sized doors could very well be big enough for a troll with the likes of Hagrid being around.
Lincoln Hall
*off
Grayson Martin
"No!"
Blake Martinez
Perhaps not everywhere but a good portion of the wizard castle is obviously sized for human scale areas. Of course there are a few places with big doors like the entrance or the main hall.
Aiden Baker
autism
Zachary Taylor
deh-ubs
Ryan Davis
>Dry up Dursley you great coon
Isaiah Williams
HARRY POTTER... IS DEH!
Cameron Stewart
DEH HE HEH
Asher Diaz
EH HEH HEH
Adam Cruz
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anthony Reyes
You can always tell the great pasta posters based on whether or not they include Clifford for President
Angel Martin
>not Deh!ngeon
Wasted opportunity desu
Hudson Wood
ayyyy
Kayden Brown
>10/10 intro
fucking based!
But all memeing aside, how did this pasta become so popular? And who made the original ranking of those books?
Dylan Powell
I only come back to Sup Forums for two things; the Potter posters and pic related.
Carter Baker
Is Deh posting the greatest thing to happen to mankind since that Newton nigger discovered electricity?
Adrian Clark
electricity wasn't discovered, it was invented
Bentley Russell
"Deh!"
Carson Carter
The way it was regulated was an invention, electricity is a natural phenomena
Nolan Miller
Electricity wasn’t invented, it exists in nature. The word you’re both looking for is “harnessed”
Julian Rogers
I think the word you Anons are looking for is "harnessed".
Jason Rogers
>became rich
>first thing he do is to show off in front of the poor
Genes in work, right ?
John Walker
Also it was Ben Franklin, not Isaac Newton
Henry Ross
Holy hive-mind Batman!
Aaron Nelson
10/10
Luis Torres
holy dubs Bateman
Jaxson Anderson
literally walked out of the theater after that scene
Brody Diaz
top kek
Jackson Green
Why was hitler and rasputin in harry potter
Luis Peterson
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
Jayden Hall
Because hogwarts is actually hell
Logan Perez
Snape?
Dylan Phillips
Well, it is the final scene
Ayden Robinson
Christian Morgan
When did potter posting became this amazing?