Australia in charge of Tourism

>Australia in charge of Tourism
>Just CUNT our shit up mate

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I'd like to visit one day. What areas would you recommend? I hear Alice Springs is nice.

no fucking way

What's an NT?

a cunt of a place

but superior to everywhere except wa and qld

Well it is a big red hot hole of a place thats dry as fuck half the year and gushing soaking yet the other half.

Basically mad max the state full of abbos

Make sure to visit Wolf Creek.

Northern Territories I guess

That's fucking awesome.
I wanna go based on that ad.

>No red center joke
common mate you had one period and you blew it

Is the show good? I know the movie was pretty cool.

Probably never got over to Tasmania because you are scared of water because you cant swim because your half abo and there's no poofter nightclubs here to attract you and your hipster homo friends

You're an embarrassment and probably a women's hairdressor

considering its marketed towards conservative boomers make its even more funny than youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ZLr9ePuj8

This guy has obviously been there...

God dammit you're fucking right. Well back to High School for me.

ok inbred

A group called NT Official — which has no connection to the government’s actual tourism arm, Tourism NT — is selling shirts and souvenirs emblazoned with the words “CU in the NT”.

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The Queen Of Denmark came from Tasmania.

The mainland only produced that queen Peter Allen and he probably came from children

Come by boat. Americans don't need passports.

>entire state revolves around a big rock

Go on, name one other thing in NT other than abos.

you allow american felons in?

>entire state revolves around a big rock

Change one letter in that sentence and you have Melbourne

Weirdass creepy stories from NTanons and american army shenanigans?

does having 12 fingers speed up typing?

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hahaha

t. nsw

Never change Straya

Kek. I'll pay that one.

kek

Why would you cunts need nightclubs when you're just gonna go home and fuck your sister anyway?

>a big rack

You've obviously never seen my sister.
I feel like sending her to Cairns, getting her a tan, giving her a kiwi passport and sending her to NZ as a Maori.

Unfortunately all the Air-forces Hercules aircraft have a heavy cargo limit.

are you allowed to go on top of uluru or is it frowned upon

who the fuck tours that wasteland

Modified petrol and child abuse

This is obviously bullshit, but for some reason I still believe it

It took me several minutes to finally understand that. Nobody knows the names and abbreviations of the irrelevant territories in that irrelevant country.

Victorian here.

Oh look a funny drunken Tasmanian at 3pm in the afternoon.

I'll give it a few hours and litres before you're beating and raping your sister.

pisses off a bunch of boongs but apart from that most aussie want to climb it or dont give a shit.

strayan landscape is so flat and fucking boring out there you might as well just go on google earth mate

see pic

Everyone in the thread is having a good time and a laugh, then you come along with whatever that retardation was. Great way to kill the fun. Classic Melbourne.