Morty!

>Morty!

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>Morty!!

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>Rick?

>Hey, Moooooorrrtyyyyyy

>Rick? Are you far away, or are you inside something?

oh no don't fucking do this

>Is this a camera? Is everything a camera?

you better not fart on me old man, i'll fucking kill you if you even dare to try.

>Morty! The garage, Morty! Come to the garage!

>Morty!!!

>I'm Pickle Riick XDD god isn't real boy fuck dan harmon and fuck this show only retards like le reddit and memey hurr durr wubba lubba dub dub
There, thread's over.

>Rick? Where are you?

You have to wait 60 seconds between each post. Is this really worth your time.

>On my workbench, Morty!

>Are you invisible, and you’re gonna, like, fart on me?

>Flip the pickle over.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A NIGGER MORTY!

>What? I’m gonna touch it, and you’re gonna tell me it’s an alien dick or something.

>Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You’re not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge!

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Payoff better be HUGE

>WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE!?

That better not be it, OP.

Nigga what

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Thank you for wasting 18 minutes of my time delivering presents. I'll be sure to make an extra special stop to tell you an important message.

Man that Brazilian needs to get his teeth checked out