Come up with a plot for Hotel Transylvania 4, more idiotic than the previous three

Come up with a plot for Hotel Transylvania 4, more idiotic than the previous three.

The family tries to go demonsterization a la Adventure Time.

How about, Adam Sandler's brother comes to town. But it turns out his brother is Van Helsing or something.

and his brother is half alien which kicks off some inane plot where monsters vs. aliens get crossed over

Played by Adam Sandler

>Adam Sandlers long lost half brother
>Is a half vampire vampire Hunter
>voiced by Wesley Snipes

I will never understand how these awful movies became successful. And it seems the worse they are, like Despicable Me/Minions, the more profitable they are. Also spare me with the bullshit about "Mavis is the reason Hotel Transylvania is so mega successful" fuck you. That minor character isn't in any way the money maker that the Minions were for Despicable Me.

now i wanna watch it

monsters from outter space arrive on earth and the monsters don't like those immigrants so they build a wall but in the end Mavis suck one of their dicks and discover they like sex just like them, so they have song and mavis is happy to be the town bicycle again.

Seems obvious to me, they seem perfect for kids. Both franchises have lots of slapstick, a cute take on scary things (villains/monsters), no sad parts, and easily imitatable voices (kids love to do this).

Dracula get iPad

Dracula finds his lost sister, also played by adam sandler, and they both go on an adventure so Dracula could rediscover the good old days of blood sucking

Rob Schneider

Genndy retcons it like Samurai Jack

Dracula and Mavis take part in a huge universe-wide Vampire Sports competition in space, where they face off against great vampires such as Hellsing’s Alucard, Twilight’s Edward, Touhou’s Remilia Scarlet, Demitri, Count Chocula, The Count, various other Draculas and many more.

make it a crossover ,and have the plot revolve around a car race around the world, and a lost brother that is just Dracula but blond. An get a youtuber to voice a character commenting the whole event through not-youtube. Post credit has tans turning his computer off and smilling to the audience.
But he's not seen again until the 7th movie.

Vlad the Impaler is brought back to life and goes apeshit on Dracula for betraying him

Mavis and Johnny fall upon hard times and Mavis resorts to sleeping around with residents of the Hotel (and lucky local humans) to spice up her life.

Meanwhile Dracula is busy trying to find the cure for Death-By-Sunlight

>previous three.
>three.

>Crossover with The Open Season or another vampire/monster-related series
>Drac & Pals go on vacation to said crossover’s land
>YouTube guest stars PewDiePie and Kizuna AI reserving their roles as two evil blobs with broken English who befriend the main cast for no reason but make “comedic” comments on what the cast is doing wrong. Serve as comedy relief
Hotel Transylvania 4™. Coming to theatres in IMAX 3D on July 21st, 2021!

>he doesn’t know.

Make it a rap musical and put the story from the kid point of view, so we can have long borin bully/prom drama, and only 10 lines for the adults in the whole thing, and those lines are from a flashback involving a far joke.

The second movie is an underrated Gem

Third movie is definitely going downhill though

There were three movies?

the 3rd one come out july 13th

The 4th movie will be set in tne cartoon universe aka before the first movie

Adam Sandler as Dracula will fully interact with his sister from the show

A competing business open on a hill nearby, the Hotel Castlevania.

but he said idiotic, not awesome

>The second movie is an underrated Gem
The barely even had the Grandpa in the movie to establish his personality or Drac’s relationship too him, and the villain monster bats that were the actual Villians were incredibly lame. Seriously it’s like they were afraid children would not know abt they were the Villians, and had them ham it up as much as possible in their performance.

Third movie is the first movie where Genndy gets control of the story/script instead of Sandler. It was the only way they could get him to return. I'm hoping this means it will actually be the best of the trilogy.

the only good thing to expect is more porn.

Dracula's twin sister Draculil comes to stay for the holidays

Something involving time travel and vampire cavemen.

more idiotic not more awesome

You guys honestly sat down and watched these? How did you guys not get turned off by the marketing?

If they’re actually good and worth watching, let me know. I don’t want to miss any good animated films and lately it has been hard to want to go the movies.

What marketing? I was too busy watching her.

How about you develop a mind of your own and watch things without someone else's counsel?

How about vampire cavemen and human aliens?

I didn't see any commercials or trailers for one. I also didn't know that Dracula was played by Adam Sandler. I'm a sucker for the classic depictions of the Universal monsters so I caved.

I watched the 1st one, and I was turned off by how fast paced and "kiddy" it was. It was clearly aimed at young children with no attention spans who laugh at dumb humor. I don't know about the 2nd one but I never plan on watching it considering how I felt with the 1st.

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hee hoo

>more idiotic than the previous three
Christmas at HT
how did none of you think of this

That’s not how I live my life. I won’t let you influence me.

Mavis dies.

>Mavis dies.

AAAHH!
How 'bout No.
(That triggered me, here's your 'you').

Well the originalplot for the movie Jonathan was suppose to be a van helsing descendant that falls in love with Mavis

The movie takes place during a time skip several decades after the third film, the world has completely changed following public knowledge of monsters. Johnny is growing older and older and his turn to kick the bucket is coming closer. Mavis, naturally is worried about this revelation, as she has to deal with the fact that she will live forever and alone without Johnny. The movie then becomes a examination on the nature of the relationship between monsters and humans as tensions rise, a war is coming soon. And who knows who’ll persist in the end.

It starts with Dracula’s long lost brother showing up, everyone likes him much more than the original and Dracula gets jealous of him, then maybe after it’s one third over it just cuts to live action footage of Adam Sandler beating old ladies to death and shitting on thier corpses all the while reciting the rest of the script in the voice of whitey from 8 crazy nights. It ends up making 3.8 billion dollars opening weekend.

bump

Dracula's brother from another mother, Blacula spends some time at the hotel in order to hide from Van Helsing. And just in time for Kwanzaa!!

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The roof of the Hotel breaks and Dracula can't afford to fix it. However there is a monster competion with a grand prize of $1 million, can Dracula and friends beat monsters from around the world in tests of skilll and scaring?

I'd settle with Mavis and Johnny getting into a fight about him dying while she's basically immortal because she doesn't want him to become a vampire.
While they're broken up a hotshot monster that Dracula approves of tries to steal Mavis away from him.

I like the second movie too, even though it's not as good as the first.

rival human hotel appears

>Adam Sandler's character's real name is actually Sneed who sold his Feed & Seed back to Chuck but decides to work for him
>Hilarity ensues when he can't suck without blowing his cover

The future of the Hotel Transylvania series.

Hotel Transylvania 4: MOTEL Transylvania

Vlad passes away and having had a change in heart from the events of 2, leaves all of his wealth to various charities both monster and human.

This is nice. Not for his son though who built and has been maintaining the Hotel by borrowing on the credit of the massive fortune he was supposedly going to inherit. It is repo'd in short order.

Now he has to start from scratch with a "motel" version of his former business while still putting on upper class airs in a misguided attempt to keep his grandson impressed because we need one big liar moment in every one of these movies.

Hotel Transylvania 4: Vamp World!

Drac decides to open an amusement park near his hotel to increase business on a year-long basis. In order to build his park, he entrusts an architect (who will be a parody of Walt Disney) to make his vision come true. However, the architect quickly takes over the planning completely, and expands the park so much that it completely envelopes the Hotel from all sides. Before Drac can realize how bad the architect is, the architect tells Drac that the hotel will have to be leveled to make room for yet another addition to the park. Drac tries to stop him, but the architect has bought controlling interest in his company and is left powerless. It's up to Drac's family to scare off the architect and save the hotel