Please do not bully gwen, she tries her best

Please do not bully gwen, she tries her best

and ofc the two kids have retarded hair

God what an insufferable protagonist

When she figured out she actually was a Cartoon Character living in a Fictional World just like Deadpool why didn't she I dunno disregard basically all the traumas she's felt throughout her life because she has found permanent easy mode.

She's also cancelled lmao

All she needs is single motherhood and she will be complete ;)

She's so relatable! Best waifu!

Gwen would panic if any guy made moves on her, she's a western tomoko

>All she needs is single motherhood and she will be complete ;)

Well, Bendis is at DC, so I doubt Luke Cage or Miles Morales will get the chance to knock her up now.

i know you are a 30 yo neet living in his parents basement but those hairstyles are pretty common

she did? more of less until her brother forced her to remember

>tried

...

Have you met a girl like Gwen in real life?

3D girls that are like gwen are extremly clingy to the point they can be dangerous

They are typically fat or socially awkward hipster-wannabes or closet weebs. Usually all three

Just because a bunch of people are doing something, doesn’t mean it is suddenly not retarded anymore.

>well off and loving family
>attractive
>father that is stern just because he wants to see her succeed

She'd have to be Thanos tier in terms of ruining herself in order for this to be an issue. And here she is, not sleeping with strangers or addicted to crack, crying about how hard her life is.

literally me

I feel bad because Gwenpool was always in the top selling trades on Amazon

>no story with gwen becoming a cam girl for easy neet bucks

She comparing herself to her peers, who aren't fuckup NEETs. All her friends went off to college and she feels lonely.

She lacks a future, which can be pretty crushing.

A weak herald, they always do the best as long as they are not unstable.wich she is

Based on those panels Her mind looks weak, may be propense to basic manipulation, may be nice to meet someone like her.

So she's me but younger and crying about it.

Yes. The only ones who were both attractive and seemed to be emotionally stable human beings were always gay.

*tried her best

People like her are very easy to manipulate

Sergei, go back to bed.

That's why you turn them straight with your penis

>everyone must only ever have these mandated haircuts

Give me a few days to draw something up.

>And here she is, not sleeping with strangers or addicted to crack

Are you... holding that against her? I don't see that as a point of criticism. She's essentially a good girl who needs to get her shit together. If she were addicted to crack she would be human trash who should be killed. That would make her less sympathetic, not more.

You're missing the point that her life isn't really bad and anything that's bad is self inflicted or just in her mind. Why should anyone feel bad for someone playing the victim when they have a comfortable life and a supportive family? Not to mention they have youth therefore time to turn things around.

I still love you gwen

Doesn't make it any less retarded + it's capeshit

Gwen's brother demands boipucci porn.
Drawfags, now.

rip in peace

>she's not a complete piece of shit, therefore I don't like her
>if she were a complete piece of shit I would like her

This is you. This is what you sound like.

This is what happens when autistic writers focus too much on making characters relatable to their own embarrassing lives and first world problems instead of using their brains to come with something creative and trying to make an interesting character out of it

>please feel pity for this poor girl she's crying!

Waifufags really are cancer.

mandatory response

You mean a girl with a crippling depression disorder?

In twenty years this will be the classics of English literature.

Her life is going downhill and nobody can tell her how to turn it around, because nobody really knows what they did right to not get like her, they can either offer her pity or shame, but no actual actionable encouragement or advice.

>The girl with escapism-based powers is a loser
That's unexpected. A complete surprise.
If you want to read about a relatable underdog that is often a winner, complete with a redhead model wife, read Spiderman.
Gwen is for suffering and demoralization.

Dude, you're fucking stupid.

What he was getting at is that she's acting like her life is abyssal when it's not, and comparing it to what an abyssal life WOULD be like. The issue isn't that she's a nice person with a good life, it's that she's fucking whining and crying even though she's a nice person with a good life.

Christ.

what part of "mandatory response" did you not get?

>It's not about the writing! It's about imaging a world better than this one!

And that's why she's a dumb tumblr self-insert. Cushy fucking life, but they're bored with not being the super duper important main character. Gwen is Cancer Incarnate.

I love the comic, but youre going a tad too far.
At best, it'll be recommended/required reading at Kubert.

Maybe I just don't have high opinion on English literature

What? Her entire motivation is that she doesn't want to be a loser nobody who ends up forgotten and sucked into a life of hollow mediocrity like she had been in the real world. It's just that she's not particularly bright and very shortsighted.

Gwen is escapism

I would make a snide comment on your grammar, but it's early and I just don't have it in me to be an asshole right now.

I met a girl like that, she was really clingy for awhile because I was nice to her. I kept my distance because I didn't want to be some jackass that took advantage of a girl when she was emotionally vulnerable, and I was in relationship with someone else at the time (Not a very serious one, just something where we fucked around once a month or so. I still don't like screwing around with more than one woman at a time.).

Anyway, I gave her support and guidance for over a year, and once she got on her feet and started being able to take care of herself, she stopped giving a shit about me and cut contact.

Some other guys are saying they're clingy, but they're misunderstanding the reason. They're clingy because they want you to solve all their problems, and they think if they're with you their problems disappear. But if their problems ever DO disappear, as in, you actually help them solve their core issues? You disappear as well, because you're essentially a tool. Obviously I feel kind of bitter about it.

Reliable women who can function with you as a teammate in life, that's what you want.

I'd rather be a tool than be useless to be honest.

She's somebody who still thinks she has something ahead of her at a base level. She knows what she is but hasn't accepted it yet.

>i know you are a 30 yo neet living in his parents basement but those hairstyles are pretty common

If I see a boy with that hairstyle I can safely assume he is gay or a cuck. A girl with that hair sets off alarmbells regarding insecurity and probably being mentally unstable.

Well then you're in luck, because Gwen is definitely mentally unstable.

Congratulations, you found out the current trends for young people. Cucks and insecurity.

kinoaa

>Not even graduating hs
To be fair, If i was a father of a kid who couldn't even do that then i would be cranky and pissed off too

My sister never finished high school, although she got a GED some years later.

Now she's a production assistant with a company that worked for Roger Waters and I'm stuck in a deadend internship with a virtually worthless master's degree.

I fell for the college meme.

Yeah but it's fashionable normie insecurity... Where they're so insecure, but secure enough to take twelve thousand pictures of themselves and upload them for everyone to see. We're they're just insecure to get even more compliments and attention from other normies because they have no fucking clue what having an actual real health or mental problem is actually like.

That shit fucked up Jubilee, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That would be fucking hilarious if they made Miles a dead beat.

where the fuck do i go to torrent comics?

i am not a cop by the way

>hot
>can’t get a job at a restaurant

I can’t habeeb it

Depression makes you sluggish and inattentive.

Working in a restaurant is no easy task, someone like gwen honestly isn't cut out for it.

Yes, last I checked she became a meth addicted stripper.

There are plenty of hot girls in the world and any decent manager could tell from an interview that Gwen is shy and nervous and would, at best, take a lot of training to become decent at the job.

Maybe, but I never had a chance to know her better.

>Implying that's a bad thing

Since when does being able to do a job have anything to do with an even semi attractive girl working at a restaurant?
Literally she just has to have a pulse and be there.

Marche was right. Too much fantasy and denial is bad for the mind and soul.

Yes there was two. One is a single mom with drug issues and the other killed herself some many many years ago. I avoided them for good reason.

it is literally impossible for me to feel bad for a blonde haired blue eyed white american girl. Especially one that claims she "Couldn't finish high school". Only niggers and whores drop out

I used to work in a bar... as a cook
Except my job's actual duties included cooking,cleaning the whole store,plumber,stocker,dishwasher and bartending because the actual bartenders which were all girls spent their entire day smoking outside.
Maybe I'm biased but I left that job with the impression that if you have a vagina you can get paid to occupy space.

This. You're right. Those other anons probably have no food service experience to notice it, but they will always hire the hot girl, give her the best shifts and even manager positions no matter what a clueless, useless fuck she is. Thirsty restaurant owners/managers just want any excuse to have a hot girl around them.

Customers and managers get angry even at pretty girls if they don’t move their ass quick enough and fudge up orders. Gwen is not the type of person who would succeed under pressure.

So why haven't Gwen killed herself, even if she came here many anons would just point this out and tell her to do so? If her life in a first world nation is so bad, then just end it.

>Customers and managers get angry even at pretty girls if they don’t move their ass quick enough and fudge up orders.
Lies
An attractive girl will never be fired from a restaurant job for anything short of murder.

Sounds like they were paid so that the owners could occupy their space, if you know what I mean.

A competently run restaurant or bar won't pay for a girl that can't do her job, no matter how pretty she is.

Yeah I worked at an Irish pub restaurant bar where we had a literal different hot girl bartender for every night of the week. And I'd have to do everything for them, with the exception of making the drinks and ringing the orders up which I was magically not qualified for, for some reason. Only hot girls were. And if something fucked up it was always my fault, the manager could watch the hot girl fuck on video and still blame me for it.

It's funny because we complain about this and we're probably going to get called sexist, even though the man complaint here is with the enabling done by the thirsty fuckers in charge. That's how protected hot girls are.

So I can't believe a story with Gwen, with them drawing her traditionally good looking having any of the problems she has. It's literally just tumblr inserting it's ugly ass as a hot girl instead.

Gwen lives in NYC where she has to compete with potentially hundreds of other hot girls who are far less obviously spergy than she is.

>Implying her being a sperg isn't in her favor
Do you have any idea how much easier it would be to fuck a sperg than a functioning adult that might have standards?

I think it's pretty obvious she's the kind of sperg doesn't put out.

Also, in person, she would probably seem uglier due to her attitude.

Do you know how many hot blonde girls with blue eyes there are in New York? This used to like a meme back in the 00s about any blonde southerner girl could get married in a minute in New York because they were so rare up there.

It doesn't matter if she's spergy or not, The Thirst and Halo Effect will just ignore it.

>Oops I just dropped and broke hundreds of dollars of merchandise for being spergy! Tehehe

>It's okay sweety, that's gravity's fault not yours. I'm going to bill Isaac Newton for it, since he brought this stupid gravity thing into the world!

Just go get your GED, gosh so many people do that

>i know you are a 30 yo neet living in his parents basement but those hairstyles are pretty common

You are talking to a superior master race who refuse to be attractive to girls because that's not manly, that's for soyboys
They stay pure for their waifus

>Do you have any idea how much easier it would be to fuck a sperg than a functioning adult that might have standards?
Chatting up a borderline-low functioning autist is like pulling teeth, it's incredibly difficult to get them to do anything out of their comfort zone (see how her father had to go out of his way to get applications for her to fill out).

Why did they have to cancel Gwen alongside America? It's sending out the wrong signal.
Were the sales poor?

Yes and they act that way because they're just as fake as gwen is.

W H A T

It's more like she's a complete piece of shit for not being even remotely satisfied with what she has and that all her gripes are about things that she herself makes out to be bigger then they are.

Think of it this way: Gwen got 25 issues (plus one zero issue collecting all the Howard the Duck backups) while America only got 12.

>for not being even remotely satisfied with what she has

She's a neet, she shouldn't be satisfied with what she has. The only problem with her is that her self-esteem is too low to job-hunt properly.

You can look like a retard if you want, but it will make people say "look, a retard". Like trampstamps or any other retard trend.

She got cancelled