Cap fucked the shit out of her right?

Cap fucked the shit out of her right?

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yes, and the other blonde too

And at least five of them right?

desu cap seems more like the recieving kind of guy

>implying Cap isn't still a virgin

Yea right, he's dominated by Fucky ever since he still stuck newspapers in his shoes.

That's how you get a StarLord
I like to think the three main USO girls traded nights, keeping the main attraction interested in the show

Nope. Cap came all over her chin and cleavage though. She sucked on him for 7 whole seconds before he tried to resist the urge, but began dribbling and his seed rushed forward, when Meredith tasted this, she withdrew it from her mouth where Steves enhanced cock began throbbing intensely, shooting powerful arcs of super soldier serum ricocheting off of her chin.

Also, yes, that's Star Lords mom.

>Cap's Starlord's grandaddy

Same actress, not the same character.

>>implying Cap isn't still a virgin

Which was pretty much confirmed in AoU. They should so do a side movie about Cap rejoining the dating scene called "the 95 year old virgin."

that's why he says Cap's Starlord's grandaddy, because that's Star Lord's grandmother, not mother.

user,he still is a virgin.

No you dingus. Cap is pure, and not for sexytime...until Agent 13 rapes the fuck out of him.

>They should so do a side movie
It really just needs to be a Marvel short.

Cap is a pious christian virgin

Cap is a 10/10
He can get better than a 3/10

>Cap fucked the shit out of her right?
Yes, and the weird faced secretary

damn son ww2 chicks are so pretty

Of course. What the history books don't tell you is that women were a lot sluttier back then. They just took care to hide it from others because it was considered sinful to fuck a lot.

You mean Natalie Dormer? Who wouldn't?

>not staying faithful to based Peggy's pegging

I would lose all respect for Cap

A cat is fine too.

Cap is 40 year old virgin

or 100 year old virgin

Cap is a good American Christian though. No premartial sex for him.

ikr

ugh never fuck a chorus girl

just don't

you'll get crabs if even one of them has crabs because nobody washes the costumes between shows

they work out constantly but they're super fussy about what they'll eat and are usually bad tempered from lack of carbs

they have messed up feet from dancing

kind of a lot of them will peg you without warning just to get a rise out of you, and I don't just mean in bed, like they'll do it in public because stage people have weird boundaries

they will break a date at the rumor of an audition even if they know it's bullshit because they're all trying to get that big break

This just makes Natasha, Wanda, Maria, and Sharon even wetter for him.

This just makes Natasha, Wanda, Maria, and Sharon even wetter for him.

This just makes Natasha, Wanda, Maria, and Sharon even wetter for him.

can confirm literally all of this

MCU Cap is gonna die a virgin...

Ironman was allowed to have a ex scene why not cap?

What do you mean by peg in public?

Marvel does shorts?

Maybe he will marry before infinity war.

Could the serum be passed down? That would've made Peter OP especially with the Ego genes.

But man if it had been like that then that would be shitty for Steve to know how Meredith died and what Ego did to her.

She didn't stay faithful, went for the cripple and had kids and married someone else.

He moved on.

>She didn't stay faithful, went for the cripple and had kids and married someone else.

Yeah. After she thought he was dead.

Tony is a slut while steve is religious.
I think tony technily is as well but he is not very devout.

That was pre-disney user.

The mouse wouldn't allow that kind of thing on any of their 300 million dollars toy commercials.

But he'll probably be having lots of ghost sex (woo woo) with Peggy in the afterlife.

Yet homecoming had a fuck marry kill scene.

Thats the same actress that played star lords mom

>Could the serum be passed down?

It could in the Ultimate universe. Cap was Red Skull's daddy in that universe.

And in 616, I think he knocked up Sharon Carter with a Super Soldier Serum baby, but Red Skull tried to possess it so Sharon forced a miscarriage. I might be wrong though.

Is it possible that cap is star lords dad?

Different characters much different time periods. just like the same kid played hawkeye and rhomann deys daughter in gotg

Is it possible cap is star lords grandfather?

Wouldn't all the steroids make him impotent?

his dick would be huge tho and now sex will be just for fun no worries

Realistically, she was just disappointed after she met him, and she might have let him fuck her just to brag at work, but he made no move.

WTF am I reading here, steroids don't make your dick grow and impotency means you can't get erection, ergo no sex

a finger up the butthole

stage people are not like you and me

Its not steroids though, its the super soldier treatment.

They don't need to lock you in a capsule and shoot magical rays at you for a dose of steroids, also steroids don't make you smarter.

user, are you wearing skirts in public?
I'm not judging, just curious.

I don't really follow the story. All I remember is some guy reading that you can get big muscles by injecting yourself with a steroids and that was the basis for a superhero.

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>inb4 the movie shows that captain america is star lord's real father

No, but he might be Star Lord's granddad.

Kiss, marry, kill scene, actually. Not really a good comparison.

They did for a bit. I thought they stopped. You remember the stuff with Peg before Agent Carter, or the one with the "Mandarin" showing him after the events of IM3 through him going to prison and bumping into Justin Hammer.

Why did they discontinue Agent Carter show?

>"f Thor..."

It was a fuck marry kill.

No, that's Ego.