What if he just thought she was pretty hot?

What if he just thought she was pretty hot?

>babum

thats what i think when i see attractive human females. "babum!"

CLAIMED

>Badabim

Are you Mime?

But user, she's married.

He's looking at the attractive red buttons, right?
There was a button in the Watchman!

I like Mime, he can join in too

I hated how there was an entire page dedicated to how a mean white man abused his employee

Durrr, white men cant be portrayed as mean

>A MAN IN THE 70's WAS MEAN TO A WOMAN
>ITS AN ATTACK ON THE WHITE MAN
Fuck off you snowflake

Who would win Mime or Punch?

We've only seem Mime been kind of a pussy so far

>Bop

How? He btfo'd 5 or 6 prisoners, that's basically all they've done

She's pregnant you dumbfucks, he's hearing the heartbeat, it's why she took offense to the manager talking about the kid

>She-Bop

>I'M A SCATMAN

we've seen him been helpless twice. one was pretense, in #1, and now for reals. both times his wife was about to save him

>we need yet another page in 2017 comics of a white man acting overly horrible to a woman, only to receive physical punishment by a woman right after
Really? The first 348787 weren't enough?

no you idiots, it's wasting a page and happening while there's a bank robbery. Who the fucks starts to do that in that situation?

yeah but it could be his dick's heartbeat

>I'm such a snowflake I can't look past an example of a man in the 70's being mad at a woman
Again, it might be annoying but just get over it

>WAAAAAAAAAAAH THE COMIC HURT MY FEEFEES

So... he didn't vaporize her because he was having a flashback to Vietnam and the comedian killing that one chick he knocked up?

>Man already hates woman
>Is looking for an excuse to get angry
>Woman fucks up and reveals that he can open the vault
>Gets mad and uses any excuse to insult her
It's actually not that much a leap in logic than you think it is, he's just freaking out and venting

It wasnt a man in the 70's.

It was a man doing that during a robbery. the isnt isnt sjw stuff, the issue is knowing this kinds of shit are on a checklist of shit WB asked Johns to include, like the black Rors.

"you are a bore to watch".

>story is uninteresting
>haven't read Watchmen, only reading to see where the Rebirth shit is going
>bored out of my fucking skull
>Marionette and Mime do something
>suddenly entertained
I'm not alone, right? These two are quite delightful. Marionette especially is like if Harley Quinn wasn't horrifically obnoxious.

It was as it was when Manhattan was active as a crime fighter so it would have been the late 70's
It was an asshole overeating because a she ratted him out, have you ever got in an argument when someone grassed you? Imagine if you already hated the person? It's annoying but it's nowhere as bad as you think it is

shes what harley could have been if DC didnt try to make her into their girl deadpool

She's sorta better than current Harley, true. But if current Harley was like her all the time, I wouldn't like that either. Only original harley is good.

You're the male equivalent to SJWs

>implying a great portion of sjws isn't white knights
well, true, they're not exactly male though

I wonder what would happen if Marionette were to meet Harley. Would the two get along or hate each other? Would Harley think Marionette is ripping her off or the other way around?

Sup Forumsfags are basically the otherside to the coin to SJWs

One thing is for certain, it'd be absolutely shit.
Oh god, they'll have her meet her, won't they? Fuck.

she is a fine lady im sure of it

Even Sup Forumsmblr has to admit that scene went a bit far.

They won't. They didnt even admit rors being black is a sjw even after Johns openly admited it and called watchmen "too white".

>bazinga

Jon not killing a pregnant woman after the Comedian pregnant woman killing was too far? How so?

What a fucking sentence.

B-b-but a w-white man screamed at a woman he didn't like while he was s-scared. It's w-way too m-much

Horseshoe theory in action

I didn't think about her being pregnant. I thought maybe he recognized her for some reason. Pregnancy makes since.

Yeah I too was distracted by boobs.

Mime and Marianette are the best OCs to happen to comics in a long time.

I love Mimes gimmick

>invisible gun and lock picks

Mime got them out of the handcuffs though

I meant the whole Bank Manager going off on the Teller, leading up to "AND YOU'RE UGLY"
Don't even buy the "It's because he's a Straight White Male" meme it, like a ton of other shit in this issue, was just idiotic.
I mean like really dude, there's calling her an idiot but Johns just had to try way too hard to make the guy unlikable because these are his anti-hero characters and he needed to hamfistedly build up an acceptable target.

It's cliche but nothing tumblr tier.

Mannequin Rule34 when?

no, hamfistingly building up a white guy to be beaten up by a woman anti hero as her acceptable target is tumblr

I never said that, it's just Sup Forumsmblr pushing back on any criticism because someone else said it had SJW undertones so any other criticism gets lumped with it.

>bank manager in NYC
He was most likely a Jew.

Your use of Sup Forumsmblr is confusing. But that happens. When lots of really stupid criticisms of a work get made they get grouped with normal criticisms. And there are a lot of stupid criticisms from the scene being sjw propaganda to the Mime being a rip off of Inuyashiki.

>this comic is demonizing white men
>when it establishes DC's two smartest people on earth are both white men

Y'know, at this point, breathing is SJW shit. Y'all better stop suckin in that Tumblr air!

I liked the chubby teller woman with glasses

>>this comic is demonizing white men

It's not and no one said that the critics are:

>It's retarded to waste time just to make the criminals look like anti-heroes and make you hate the manager

>It's more corporate mandated stuff from a checklist

after those two panels there was a picture of a young kid
Johns isn't even subtle about this shit, I honestly can't believe you didn't pick the clues up
smdh

I hope she didn't die for being a poor mime

soooo... any chance the Comedian appearing is a red herring?
like, he is a hallucination created by Scarecrow gas, a psychic villain, whatever?

Spotted the assmad minoritard, lol

the comedian isn't veidt's greatest fear

How is it a waste of time to develop two new characters that are playing a major role in the story?

How do you know it's corporate mandated?

I feel bad for these people. Imagine being so sensitive that you take a scene where a man yells at a woman as a personal insult onto you and your gender.

Definitely. There's no way around Comedian being dead. I don't think it's fear gas or anything though, because we see his bullet hit Luthor.

Did they finally put Watchmen into DC?

Where have you been?

Kinda stopped reading comics a while back cuz nothing really piqued my interests
I knew there was shit going on with "THE BUTTON" but I didn't care enough to really get into it.

>soooo... any chance the Comedian appearing is a red herring?

Veidt has brain cancer.So yeah, it's just that, but then you have the issue of Lex being shot... It's funny that johns is doing the same shit he did in the second issue of Darkseid war. It will be just the cancer and the Lex thing will be nothing more than Bad writing.

Someone in the thread said that Manhattan impregnated her right there.

it was obvious

Shows how dumb 4chantards are

that is some useless armor

>Minoritard
Sure man, believe what you think atleast I'm not only 56% of my country

It's only rated against guys who can lift planets punching you.

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not politics, you weirdos