Leia should have hyperspace nuked the fleet instead of Holdo. Rian should have had someone yell out about how it's normally impossible or ineffective to do so because [reasons] Why did they feel the need to give the space cows giant human tiddies and have them orgasmically moan when Luke milked them? Was Rian trying to capture the elusive-yet-powerful femdom grannie demographic?
William Price
>Reminder that DisneyWars Kyle got skewered by Kylo.
Hunter Torres
The sequel trilogy has the same problem as the new Star Trek. Creators have become obsessed with taking noblebright/optimistic works and forcing heavy-handed "realism" (i.e. edgy, bland nihilism) onto them. Which is ironic, considering that we're in the middle of a sociopolitical fuckstorm that would normally generate a wave of escapist media.
Even the Prequels, which are literally about the collapse of democracy and the triumph of evil, manages to be slightly more uplifting than the Sequels.
>Listen to your superiors, even when they belittle and talk down to you. You don't need to know what they're planning, just trust them. >People will always settle for tyranny if it means making themselves comfortable/wealthy. >Give up on trying to be some kind of hero. Nothing you do really has any impact, and if it does, it'll probably just make things worse.
Brody Foster
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Robert Campbell
Do not bring old baggage into the new threads.
Charles Howard
>You miss one damn thread..
Why has Aphra become Chelli?
Liam Green
>implying he's not hanging out with Lando in the Outer Rim while he fucks ALL your waifus
William Murphy
except that's wrong in JJ's Star Trek, that's only applicable for Discovery. Say what you will about the Kelvin Timeline, but it's more in-line with what TOS was.
also
>The Federation held back an invading force for years with only a fraction of the firepower of the New Republic >New Republic folds in two days against invading force barely a fraction of the whole Dominion Fleet + Allies.
Alexander Howard
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Jack Carter
Where is Lando, anyway? We need more Lando. I would rather watch a Lando spinoff movie than a Han Solo spinoff movie.
Colton Roberts
Canon is just a creator tool, nothing more. Anything can happen if you want it to, in my post-rotj world Luke becomes a porn star.
Andrew Scott
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Brandon Moore
E-even the dead ones?
Jordan Smith
>only have 1.1k+some in your army >approve a mission that involves sending 90% of your fighters straight into the enemy
why resistance dumb
Kayden Lewis
>Give up on trying to be some kind of hero. Nothing you do really has any impact, and if it does, it'll probably just make things worse. >Luke literally saves the day at the end by stopping his moping and going out and being a hero
Asher Cooper
If there is any message that hope hipsters got from Admiral Liberal Arts Degree it's that you should always commit suicide for the greater good. ALWAYS.
Logan Parker
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Aiden Peterson
Nah, Kanans not going to survive season 4
Luis Cruz
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Jacob James
>Paige Tico, ball gunner >She will never gun your balls
Aaron Stewart
>Why did they feel the need to give the space cows giant human tiddies and have them orgasmically moan when Luke milked them? Why is this a complaint? Do people get sensitive over seeing tits because they never get any or what? I don't understand.
Ian Gonzalez
So, I'm in the mood for more SW, and BFII is on sale.
I really loved the Space Battle mode back in the beta. I don't care for muh lootboxes, it's either that or buy the DLCs (which you need to buy anyway if you want to keep playing), so I'd rather take the free DLCs. At least I know I'll spend my $30 and that's it.
But how is it on the cheating side, on the PC version? Is it already ruined like the first one was?
Jaxon Sanchez
Yes. He found the respawn point of the galaxy.
Asher Cox
but he IS my waifu
Isaac Martin
>Let me give a bunch of seemingly nonsensical and vague orders to my subordinates that only make sense in the context of the secret master plan that I'm not going to tell anybody >Act surprised when soldiers don't want to follow seemingly-suicidal orders It didn't work for Robb Stark and it didn't work here so why is everyone saying that Holdo did nothing wrong even though Robb got shit on for making the exact same mistake with Edmure Tully?
Noah Cox
Luke goes out to fight the FO in order to buy time for the Resistance to escape. >Doesn't actually tell them this >They stand there and watch to see what happens
Who wrote this fucking movie?
Ethan Young
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Camden Cox
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Xavier Carter
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Parker Reyes
The Vigil is literally just the lovechild of a GR75 and a Nebbie B and I love it.
Dylan Perry
;_;
Luke Hall
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Daniel Nelson
I find it worrying that it almost looks like a medical frigate or civilian transport.
Wyatt Ramirez
Apologize, fools.
Samuel Gomez
She was too good for this world. Goodnight sweet princess
Jaxon Roberts
>How do you want your TIE Interceptor? >Just WIDE my shit up, senpai
Blake Gutierrez
>Get upset at Poe for attacking the dreadnaught >If he hadn't, your fleet would have been fucking destroyed as soon as they tracked you through hyperspace >never acknowledge this and instead just keep being a cunt
Leo Roberts
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Bentley Taylor
A wide TIE for a wide boi.
Jose Davis
So I've been looking into a lot of the Legends lore and the amount of waste on the part of the Empire is astonishing, particularly of human resources. The Royal Guard in particular seems utterly retarded.
They are the best of the best, not just for prowess but also for loyalty. They train themselves half to death, then you decimate them via Darth Vader executions and killing their training mates upon completion of the program. That is utterly retarded.
Just shuffle the washouts into Spec Ops programs or other elite troops! I know the Empire is suppose to be vast, but the hand-picked soldiers still only numbered in the tens.
Oliver Turner
That shit is fucking cash
Logan Myers
Is there a size chart that shows the FO flagship with the executor?
Easton Johnson
How did Finn and Rose get back behind Resistance lines after being shot down in front of the FO walkers?
Christian Campbell
We're on a first name basis now.
Jaxson Allen
a wide boy needs a wide fighter.
Jacob Jones
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Jason Young
So, do we have a MEGA of everything? I missed the threads those past few days
Aiden Sanchez
They walked back. I assumed the FO was too busy focusing on opening the door and then trying to kill Luke to even notice them escaping.
James Adams
Look in the OP.
Easton Thompson
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Camden Jenkins
but they would have had to have walked through the door the FO just blew open
Lucas Scott
Holdo is the sequel version of Krell except for some goddamned reason Rian thinks somehow Krell was right.
Oliver Walker
They apparently walked through the utter destruction that the FO walkers were raining down on Luke unscathed.
Ryder Scott
Because she has attachment issues and wants everybody to call her by her last name because it's less personal, so it's C U T E to call her by her first name and see her get uncomfortable!
Jonathan Wright
who /matt/ here?
Blake Edwards
They walked in through the plothole, obviously.
Robert Baker
>entire movie goes without a substantial 1v1 fight >finale comes >near-perfect setup to having Luke Skywalker and his former apprentice face off in a Obi-Wan/Vader parallel >Luke ends up doing some Force projection bullshit that ultimately accomplished nothing that he wouldn't have accomplished if he came himself, robbing the fans of a satisfying ending
This was by far the movie's biggest fuckup desu
Blake Garcia
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Sebastian Gonzalez
There's also a door in the trench that presumably leads back to the main bay. You see Poe and a bunch of troops running into it when they retreat.
Matthew Evans
>what if we took Darth Maul, Grievous, and Dexter Jettster AND PUT THEM TOGETHER
Jose James
Damn now I feel dumb. Thanks
Dylan Peterson
He's ashamed he got aroused instead of disregarding it. He's gonna develop a disorder.
Ayden Smith
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Brayden Turner
fuck off you kylo ren wannabe
Jayden Nguyen
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Colton Garcia
>toys aren't selling well Gee, I wonder why. What kids wants a toy that he already owns?
Daniel Green
>let go of the past, but let us keep using these OT-era designs and storylines so that we can get our 4 billion dollars back.
Jackson Baker
>Implying Hotldo didn't have contingencies for that
Oliver Morales
>Where is Lando, anyway? Unknown. Sequels propably don't want to get use him because even a brief cameo could overshadow rest of the cast now that Luke and Han are dead. > I would rather watch a Lando spinoff movie than a Han Solo spinoff movie This, they could do much weirder plot with him being the main character. With Han, it's bound to be very generic movie. I actually thought about a quick bare-bones outliner for a Lando movie.
Connor Collins
Please stop taking up image space. All of these are readily available for everyone.
Cameron Sanders
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Jackson Murphy
As it should be.
Nolan Young
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how amazing George was at delivering exposition? I think that one of the biggest problems that the ST has is that the writers have no idea how to effectively convey exposition to the audience, so they rely wholesale on the EU material to explain critical film info or just ignore it entirely.
Michael Taylor
Who knew JJ and Rian Johnson would be a worse teamup than Denning/Traviss? I certainly didn't.
Cooper Jackson
>keep pushing Rey into collector's throats >they vote to get pic related instead.
Daniel Watson
>why didn't Alderaan just lightspeed ram the Death Star?
Hunter Russell
>Can we all take a moment to appreciate how amazing George was at delivering exposition?
I feel like GL is the opposite side of that coin. ALL of his dialogue was exposition.
Nicholas Flores
>why didn't the death star just lightspeed ram everything
Liam Wood
There are other entrances to the base.
Cameron Reyes
Never go slow in an A-Wing
Gabriel Nelson
right?
Sebastian Reed
What book is this from and where can I find it, please?
Jaxon Peterson
>literal unstoppable killing machine >sits back and lets the clones fight his battles for him The republic would've won quickly had he actually fought
Dylan Cooper
Yeah, but they quite literally walk through the front door seconds after the FO was firing at Luke who was standing outside the front door.
Caleb Stewart
Too bad we didnt' se much of the strandbeast parts of them. I didn't even notice they had legs until now.
Andrew Clark
I cant believe some people consider that cannon
Nicholas Jenkins
God the finalizer is sexy I hope that they ditch the pizza ship and use it as their flagship
Easton Collins
Wouldn't that make sense? They could've walked all the way back by then when the FO was focused on Luke.
Henry Clark
>Matt is the real hero of this Trilogy. tfw
Jeremiah Green
>Doesn't actually tell them this It's funny how much of the story depends on people not talking to each other.
Caleb Myers
Without anyone noticing? Blacks only blend in with the dark, user. They kind of stand out n broad daylight.
Joshua Brown
Johnson doesn't into writing.
Jose Gray
Well, he's like Tomino.
Easton Davis
Post Asajj
Dominic Bell
He wasn't kidding when he said that Kylo Ren had an eight pack.
