Would you date a supervillainess?

would you date a supervillainess?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=oq3cUGDc70o
youtube.com/watch?v=GK-6Td9INxM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

sure,why not

Is this a "pathologically evil because of some kind of fucked up origin story" supervillainess or the "superficially evil because it's fun/they're petty" kind?

Not like my dick will make this distinction anyways, but I don't know if I could gf the latter for long. Because that's wife material, right there.

>Dr Horrible reference

Nice

Because they could kill you?

Not if i kill her first

Supervillains are the only girls I would date.

>Because that's wife material, right there.
My nigga.

No, because the arguments will drive me to suicide faster than a tray full of free samples for cyanide pills.

So could everybody. But why would they?

>Not like my dick will make this distinction anyways, but I don't know if I could gf the latter for long.
You fucking Edgy little twa-
>Because that's wife material, right there.
I misjudged you my brother!

something something lord dominator

Enjoy getting cucked every second, you retards actually think evil women have any hint of loyalty in them at all.

They can be loyal. You just have to make them a mommy.

I want to date Wuya.

Is a shit girl

Probably not. That's a fun image but in reality I'd have a hard time forming an attachment with someone willing to hurt/kill/subjugate innocents for their own whims.

I agree, I couldn't stand myself if I hurt innocent people. You could always let people escape and SAY you killed them, but sooner or later they'd find out.

>ywn be the main hero of a story and cuck your female love interest with the batshit crazy sadist supervillainess

>Why would you argue when you can just be their perfect, immaculate trophy husband?

Just smile and look pretty while she fires up the laser.

Supposedly "good" or "neutral" characters would cheat just as often. Loyalty and evilness can coexist in the name of mutual benefit and attachment.

This.

Help guys. I'm usually not a fan of bald dudes but I think I wanna marry Lex Luthor.

...

How would supervillain waifu respond to you being kidnapped?

killing the people who kidnapped you and their entire families in terrible ways?
supervillains don't like it when their toys are taken away...

>not based chthonic entity gf

shit taste tbqh fampai

The only lady I'm attracted to is Justice.

The only complaint I have is that I'd rather not even be remotely associated with Australia.
Sure the Great Barrier Reef is great, but then theres the, well, everything else.

Would your supervillain waifu abandon you mid-battle so the heroes could take you as their prisoner and you could do some reconnaissance?

I like these threads
Gonna cook up a green or something, bumping with a previous green

>Despite being a super-genius, is actually kind of dumb and easy to fool
>Still manages to be scarily competent when she sets her mind to it, she just doesn’t usually go for anything outside of small time work like heists and robbery despite having the money and the means

>Regularly produces evil gadgets like ray-guns and hypno-rings for the sake of a single crime
>There is an extremely dangerous pile of insane sci-fi wizardry gadgets that she probably just won’t use ever again save for a few she really likes
>There are duplicates of some with slightly different designs because she forgot she made them

>Has cheesy monologues for a disturbing amount of scenarios
>You’ve yet to discover if she practices them or creates them on the fly
>One time, when your broke ass took her to a Wendy’s or something, they got her order wrong and she delivered a 30 second speech about how their service was detestable

>Does cheesy monologues before sex about how she’s going to “rock your puny world” or something like that
>Gets exhausted after about 4 minutes

What if one of the things she likes about you is your sheer rage when you two argue?

So you're gay, then.

>they transition immediately out of "joke villain" mode into "malice personified"
youtube.com/watch?v=oq3cUGDc70o
>this entire post
>pic related

"Oh, user, I didn't give you Australia simply because you were my husband. I gave you Australia because the first time the inevitable revolutionaries piss you off, you wouldnt hesitate to burn city blocks to purge them. You're sexy like that."

Today I will remind user of his reckoning.

I'd make a cartoon about a guy dating a supervillaness.

god tier villain
shit tier waifu

It's funny you mention that, because i'm going to give a player of mine that exact option in a game im running. Villain girls are best.

never change Sup Forums

Speaking of GFs, have a Kirby GF

>Mom villainess

I imagine she’d become more overbearing than overtly evil. Maybe she’d ditch some of her more lofty ambitions for the sake of raising her child right, but still have that drive to do stuff.
And I guess she’d try to raise the child “right”, but her version of right involves her totally broken moral compass

>Makes son his own lunch until he’s 16
>Partially because she’s a very doting mother
>Mostly because both you and your son are too afraid to even suggest she do otherwise

>You barely ever leave her alone at home, because you need to be the one your kid comes to for life advice
>That time your son came home asking what to do if he was getting bullied almost ended with a kid getting mindbroken
>because your wife’s first suggestion was to give the child a device that would give his bully a pathological fear of the word, “Pineapple” in front of everyone so as to assert his dominance

>Aparently the whole “super-genius” thing is hereditary
>One day, you and your wife came home from a date only to learn that your son had disassembled your toaster and turned it into a high functioning heat-ray
>When you asked why, he said “I wanted toast, but I only wanted one side to be hot”
>Your wife was driven to tears
>She immediately got out a camera and filmed the whole thing
>Then she took the heat ray and kept it
>You had to buy a new toaster because she refused to use it to toast bread, because it was too precious to use in her eyes
>Goddamn it, that toaster wasn’t a wedding gift
>It was expensive

>Hears you complain about modern day education and how you worry for how it’s shaping your son
>She looks into it
>Does not like what she sees
>Overthrows the government solely to have a different, more efficient means of teaching children implemented in public schools
>But then she puts your son in the same private school she went to when she was growing up
>whatwasthepointofthis.jpg

The idea that my gf could kill me if she got angry is pretty hot and I'm into it

>give his bully a pathological fear of the word, “Pineapple”
I think i see what you did there.

These were cute, user! I really like them.

I didn't get it.

>tfw no super powers
>tfw no supervillain gf to help her redeem herself

I like to picture that the husband would be able to reel her in if she goes over board when doing family related things.

Thought you were referencing this. Carry on with your work good sir.

What would your supervillain waifu want for Christmas?

What would she get/make you for Christmas?

I don't want to risk going to prison for being complicit in her crimes.

What would be better:being the villainess' civilian boyfriend or being a more competent villain that bullies her?

>ywn openly sabotage your supervillain waifu's plans and get choked out by her thighs/smothered by her ass as 'punishment'

I’ve got a few more, only you’ve got a daughter now

>Whenever you and the wife can’t be there to take care of your daughter
>Like, maybe you want to go on a date, or need a vacation, or just have to accompany your wife on a “business trip”
>Supervillain waifu puts her best henchman, Biff Sockman on the job
>At first, you were pretty apprehensive about letting a man with two words for the sound a punch makes take care of your daughter for any length of time
>But one day, your daughter approaches you about when “Uncle Biffy” might be coming back, and your heart melts

>One day, you tell your daughter a dad joke
>It was nothing special, but she really liked it
>She giggles, and then bursts into full on laughter
>You smile, but as she begins to cackle, you realize she sounds exactly like her mother, but younger
>Oh no

>She really looks like her mother
>Down to the red hair and everything
>Wife has taken to calling her “My little Mini me”
>So you dressed her up as her, back when she was a super villain for Halloween
>She nearly fainted, it was great

>There are times you forget that you are not by any means a normal family
>One time your daughter approached you for advice with boys
>You couldn’t handle it, so you got your wife involved
>”Well, my little darling, I never had much of an interest in men before I met your father. But...what I have learned is that you can train them to love you just as you would them! Why, you should have seen the first time I kidnapped your father.”
>You double take
>”You would be hard pressed to find an angrier looking man than he, that day. He was even crying. And now, we have a wonderful daughter!”

>Your daughter is dressed to go out at the 9 pm
>You ask where she thinks she’s going
>She just says, “out”
>You forbid her from going out at this hour of the night, setting up a strict cerfew
>She gives you a 30 second monologue about how you’ll regret this and storms upstairs

>Implying she won't rescue you in a giant mecha that destroys the prison.

being a less competent villain that she bullies

being her more competent civilian boyfriend that helps her beat heroes.

Bro that was fucking golden

if youre being bullied then you're not competent in the slightest.

thanks for setting me straight pal

youtube.com/watch?v=GK-6Td9INxM
Thread theme.

Would you change for her? Would you become evil for your girlfriend?

Define 'Evil'

HOW evil are we talking about?

Yeah, ‘cause only a blind chick would ever date you.

Being a Hero that bullies her into becoming at least an anti-hero.

Chaotic Neutral. Don’t care, got laid.

Depends on the level of evil though. For some reason petty psycopathy (so long as it doesn’t pertain to me) seems better than genuinely broken emotional trauma.

Mass property damage and theft, but not going out of your way to kill people.

It really depends on the context, if it's "fun" theft then sure, if I'm stealing from puppy orphanages then probably not.

Yes, but only to betray and take her to the authorities.

Thanks

got any requests?

>Dating a genocide traitor warlord for a fallen empire & shares the same DNA as the protagonist.
My own created nemesis is too good for this shitty thread

...

I'd rather be sidekick to the heroine that is her arch-nemesis.

>villainess teases you all the time and never takes your fights seriously
>you've had enough of it
>go rogue and enact a plan to capture her without help of heroine
>tag her with a tracker and assume she'll lead your to her lair
>end up following her to an abandoned warehouse, where you spot the tracker lying on the floor
>suddenly hear someone say 'Hi there.' from up above
>'Looking for moi?' she says, smiling from her perch atop an air vent
>'Why didn't you ditch the tracker earlier?'
>'Well, why would I? You wanted to meet with me in private, yes? I don't see any harm in us getting together once in a while.'
>'What? This isn't some sort of date! I'm here to capt-'
>'"Date"? Fufufu. Quite the forward one, aren't you? Your words, not mine, darling. I'd happily settle for getting to know you. Why, I don't even know your real name yet!'
>'Enough! Look, *insert name of villainess here*, your days of villainy are over! Get ready, 'cause you're in for a long, hard ride to th-'
>she starts cackling
>'Don't interrupt me!'
>'I'm sorry, hero, it's just that you've an interesting way with words, and your strap is undone.'
>'Again? Stupid velcro. Which is it? I've got like a dozen.'
>'Left boot.'
>'Thanks.'
>as you kneel over to fix strap, she starts falling from the vent
>as you stand back up, she lands on you, sitting on your shoulders
>can barely keep self upright
>'Impressive! Any ordinary man would've collapsed from the weight of that alone!'
>Still atop your shoulders, she wraps her legs around your neck and allows herself to fall backwards
>her momentum takes you off your feet and throws you into some metal racks.
>'Fufufu. Poor baby. Well, I gotta go. Errands to run, plans to write and all that. I'm happy to do this again sometime, though. Just let me know when you're feeling better, alright?'
>fade to black

>fufufufu
Nobody laughs like this

Most of what's in this thread is unrealistic.

I think you're missing the point, user.

that turns me on

I wish a hot girl would take pleasure in killing me

Cyclops should've stayed with his supervillain wife

the real question is who would want Australia?

>Waltzing Matilda intensifies

I do
Imagine raising an army of australian cyborg crocodiles with gatling guns and eye lasers

>MC takes the villainess out on a date
that's my favorite trope. Which other cartoons do that besides pic related?

I honestly think the Villainess gf would be the best.

If you pick Superhero gf there’s a fair chance you’ll be killed for drama. You’d certainly be in the riskier relationship with her.

Sidekick gf will probably dump you for a member of her teen hero group, or you’d be in a love triangle. She’d probably be the worst.

Super villain gf would make you pretty much unkillable. At worst you’d be an obscure facet of her character that people aren’t aware of, and at best you’d be an element that normalizes her and makes her more relatable.

Australia is the single most naturally evil place on earth, it's the greatest gift she can offer you though it may not seem like much

Post your villainfu lads

...

...

>tfw no supervillain gf

Whats your game called user and where can I be updated on it? I like choices that actually affect the ending.

How does your supervillain waifu handle being defeated by her nemesis?

Lots of anons have some cool ideas in this thread.

Whats your story?

you hug her, tell her "there's always next time!" and "there'll always be superheroes to meddle with!" and you kiss her on the forehead.

>supervillain gf tells you to go undercover, seduce and then fug her arch-nemesis, and learn her secret identity
B-but, doesn't she want me all to herself?

Where do I watch this show? It's not on Netflix and I don't usually stream other stuff

Two fingers and zero pens later. I still don't know what I'm doing with my life.

God's work is what you're doing
Do daughter and son, next

Less competent villain that bullies her.


>Harsh aesthetic contrast.
>She has a body suit, high heels, armor, guns, an army, is over 7ft tall in heels with a visibly lean & muscular build, has an invention for every occasion, but that doesn't mean she won't opt out for a 9mm or a fucking whip if it's fun.
>I'm practically a Gnome at a 'petite' 5ft3 who needs a haircut in a dirty fucking robe, leather belt, slip-on shoes, and a wooden stick.

>She does a stealth operation to steal a valuable cultural artifact and sell it back for money. Quick cash grab for a project, super simple.
>It's gone. It's fucking gone.
>I literally spirited it away not 15 minutes ago and set off every alarm.
>Her soldiers fail capturing me outside of a Mcdonalds 4 blocks away after I fly off on a sweep-brush broom.

>She tries to kidnap a prominent government official to leverage some plan.
>Before she even enacts her plan, though, she finds out I've turned her target into a Labrador retriever after a poorly conceived plan to "legalize kinder egg surprises".

>All of this is even more infuriating because she's convinced I don't even 'know' magic.
>This is because I don't recite any weird or unusual magic words, simply shouting, "magic, magic, magic!" whenever I cast.

>I end up using a strand of her hair for some ritual under a full moon as I consider her a "powerful being".
>For a whole year she doesn't have her period and this bothers her in a deeply personal way she wasn't expecting.

>She's imprisoned in a high-security facility. Knows she'll be let out within a few weeks though for "good behavior".
>One night all the prison guards have been turned into dogs.
>It's fucking me, I've launched a risky and daring prison break to, "free my greatest rival."
>She's infuriated, but is endeared by the show of force and comradery.

> I'll give you Australia

what a fucking bitch

Civilian boyfriend that gets bullied by her of course

How would she bully you, user? I can’t imagine she’d be taking money from you or spraypainting naughty words on your car. It’d be more elaborate than that. More refined.

It's a mutants and masterminds game i play with some buddies over Discord. Sorry to let you down there, mate.

Japan already did it

Supervillainy is usually motivated by high levels of personal frustration. She might be self-aware enough about this to want you to cuck her so that she'll be inspired to up her game in some way. ...Or she might actually just want to find out her nemesis's secret identity. Not all villainous schemes need be overly complex master plans and "seduce do-gooder, acquire secrets" has relatively few steps that could go wrong. Either case is an upgrade from 'love interest' to 'fuckbuddy minion', so that's something to be aware of.