Charlotte

Why did she have to die Sup Forums?

the fatass rat lived but she died

Spiders that size don't have much of a lifespan, user.

>the fatass rat lived but she died

pretending that ole "crunchy" templton wasn't the best character in the whole thing.

>spider
>antennae

That's what happens in nature. It can't be helped. It's sad.

It could've been worse. She could like and the kids eat her.

obligatory fat fetish derailment

>charlotte doesn't have an exquisitely fat ass

Whyyyyy?

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The next generation.

I wish I didn't know this awful thing existed. But now I do, and now I'll have to make time to watch it.

Don't try to capture the magic, OP. You're only bringing shame upon yourself, chasing after something that happened naturally.

you fucker you copied my old post. lol

Yeah... I know you're right. :(

templeton thicc unlike charlotte tho

She was a slut who got knocked up.

Ironically, neither do rats.

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Well, he only has about two more years tops

And since this came out in 1973, he's long dead now.

How did such a lovely specimen produce such hideous offspring?

>literally listening to the Beatles' "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" right now

Spiders don't have a long lifespan. The longest they could live is an average 24 months as long as they don't get squashed or eaten or poisoned.

not for long if I and my wallet have anything to say about that.

her mate was ugly as shit but had a good heart which is what she prefers.

>the fatass rat lived but she died
I read the book. In the ending, Templeton gorges himself so much on Wilber's morning food (as they agreed that he gets first dibs in exchange for all his help to Charlotte) that he's almost as big as Wilbur himself. It's implied that he intends to overeat until he dies.

He really is a walking fat fetish trigger, in both the book and the cartoon. I know as a kid whenever I would watch the movie the scene of him fattening up at the fair always made me feel funny.

I got a cure what ails you: try drinking bleach straight from the jug through a straw. Goes down easier.

Temepleton sucks replace with anyone else....even fucking Fern.

Life sucks.

>you copied my old post
Not exactly. Look again.

Paul Lynde will do that to you.

I think I'm beginning to realize why I like spiders.

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DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY!

also beginning to understand why I don't like rats.

charlotte is pure

would ask for sauce but gonna regret it for askin

EVERYBODY MAMBO

we've been on Sup Forums long enough to know somoene has jacked it to this