"Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?!"

>"Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?!"

How much do you want to bet that they're cutting this line from the live-action remake?

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Exactly zero dollars.

How much do you want to bet OP's a whiny fag?

that line is literally the point of the movie

Weren't they cutting songs and Shang anyway?

Not even they're that stupid

but sjws ruin my life

That entire song was toxic and problematic

I heard that they were cutting all the songs from the movie.

Reminder Shan Yu and the Huns respected women.

Also he is kinda the only person that respected Mulan as a warrior.

It's a period piece you ash tray

>Hombres fuertes de acción, SERAN HOOOOY!

>i'm offended by tumblr be offended with me c'mon it's fun
be a faggot somewhere else

Horseriding hordes were usually composed of men and women, since their nomadic, raid-based culture meant they couldn't afford making a formal separation of military and civilians; everyone lived on horseback, everyone learned how to use a bow, everyone was taught that it was kill or be killed.

It's also a possible explanation behind the myth of the Amazons; Scythian raiders with long hair and wearing pants, which the Greeks deemed feminine, storming cities and towns as one would give the impression of a tribe composed of nothing but women.

I know feminists hate this movie because it suggests that women should be drafted for war, which is the one point of equality they all refuse to accept.

>tfw we have the mongol fucking hordes in a movie and they're the typical inept bumbling villains

Dude they conquered 3 empires in a few decades. They even conquered China twice, so I have to assume Mulan ends with everyone being conquered anyway.

Californian here
Even the most feminist women I know fucking love this song
It's that good

I guess that makes sense. If just one is confirmed female you would assume the rest are.

Where did he imply that he didn't want the line cut, dum-dum?

Mike Pence is the one who hates the movie because it suggests women should be drafted for war, not feminists.

It's not that good. It's alright. The Little Mermaid's OST has background music that's better.

Isn't the whole point of that movie that Chinese guys are pussies and their girls are worthy of the Trump tower?

Pretty much this. It's a defensible line.

Reminder in the original poem Mulan was from a nomadic society that it's even mentioned she was serving her Khan by going to war.

Damn, that guy looks br00tal.

Earlier today I had my friend tell me that Pocahontas was a better movie than Mulan.

Could somebody explain to me how such an opinion could exist?

Yeah, the ancient greeks were quite misogynistic or whatever you want to call it. They saw the spartans as fucking alien because after someone died, his WIFE inherited his wealth instead of his son.

brain damage

No. Neither movies are any good but Pocahontas unironically killed the Disney renaissance for like 15 years.

>Neither movies are any good

I thought mulan was something disney came up with themselves.

Compared to Aladdin? No. Compared to Chicken Little? Sure, I guess.

Kill yourself, retarded ESL

It's called dramatic irony.

DID THEY SEND MCNUGGETS
WHEN I ASKED
FOR SAAAAAAAUUCE!?

That was actually a bad move though for sparta. The inheritance laws lead to fragmentation of their landed estates and diminished the pool of potential spartiates that overtime they had to rely on non-spartiates including helots as potential reserves of military manpower.

Fuckin hell.

>source: my ass

A simple mistake, really!

I'll bet anything they turn him into a misogynist pig in the remake, though. Gotta make sure that virtue signalling gets across.

SJW touched my doodle :(

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>calling OP a faggot is tumblr now

Is it true the remake was going to give her a European trader as a love interest.

How much do you want to bet Mulan will be transgender?

the literal point of the movie is that he's proven wrong though.
only feminism would be offended by textbook feminism.

>huns
>respecting women
OH I AM LAFFIN

Weren't people bothered that they portrayed the Hunnish people as evil heartless killers? Maybe they will make the invaders European to avoid that?

No, you fucking idiot
Stop trying to bait and be an asshole about everything

The whole point of the movie is that women are just as good as men and Mulan is proving that by pretending to be a dude
It’s also ironic because they actually did send him a daughter when they asked for a son
Ugh, why?

Huns rape-cucked all of asia into mongoloid slit-eyed cucklets down to the genetic level, I don't think people were that upset they were being depicted as violent barbarians.

Aren't Huns from HUNgary? What're they doing all the way over in China?

>OP raises a genuine concern about stupid SJW thing Disney might do
>user calls him a whiner
Sounds like Sup Forumsmblr to me. No one ever said Sup Forumsmblr was perfectly PC, just that their gender and race politics are cancer.

That's literally what they fucking were.
I always thought they were meant to represent the Mongols, it is a Disney film so historical accuracy isn't exactly something you watch them for. Either way Huns were also in Central Asia.

are they still gonig to call the enemy invaders "Huns" when it is probably the Xiongnu, Manchu, or Mongolians?

>Ugh
you've got to be doing this on purpose.

Is the ironing here that both Shang AND the songs wont be in the live action adaptation?

>Not even they're that stupid
Seriously? youtu.be/kCqz1rhQiJ8

>a genuine concern

>It's not that good.

I don't think they will, as the movie itself was in a way, about sexism. But I don't know if the new movie will get it right considering the quality of recent ideological driven media. The original movie did an amazing job of not making a villain out of someone like Li, he had a few misconceptions but his focus was largely on preparing to do something of massive importance and wanting the best from his soldiers, Mulan was equally responsible for proving herself as he was to accepting a (now) capable individual. Hollywood can't do subtlety, which will be the biggest problem.

>The whole point of the movie is that women are just as good as men and Mulan is proving that by pretending to be a dude
This post proves better than anything else, SJWs have no concept of nuance.

How the fuck do you have mulan without shang?

>xiongnu
>shan yu
>chanyu?

Mind = blown

Supposedly they're going to replace him with some new asshole who's going to be rivals with Mulan but chills out once he finds out she's a chick.

DID THEY SEND ME FAGGOTS, WHEN I ASKED FOR MODS?!

That's dumb.

I thought NuMulan was about Mulan and her relationship with some western merchant.

>keep "gaston" arguably the most cartoonish song in a disney film
>remove songs from mulan
Man out of you is kind of cartoony as well but the other songs in the film aren't

I think that got backlash
Like really hard backlash from the entire political spectrum.

Mulan is real.
Look up Hua Mulan

"Gaston" can't really offend anyone.
That's probably why they kept it.

I think they like it not because pf the song, but because of shirtless, animated buff guy singing that song

The Huns were a nomadic tribe started their invasions in Mongolia, making them mongols. After they got done making most of Asia their bitch, they started invading Eastern Europe. The area where modern Hungary is an area where many Huns simply stopped raiding and raping and retired to domestic farm lives, breading with the Eastern European bitches.

>women are just as good as men at combat

Oh lord no, only a retard whose never served would think this.

Feminists love that line because the movie is about a woman struggling against views like that. That's like asking "How much you wanna bet Star Wars will remove the Empire's resemblances to Nazi Germany to avoid pissing off Jews?"

Do you cows even know what you're arguing about anymore?

I get it

>this entire thread

How much do you want to bet they're not going to make it have the same dialogue so your point is completely invalid? And how much do you want to bet that you're a moron who makes shitpost threads because you want people to validate your imaginary reasons to be mad at something that doesn't even exist yet?

That's dumb AND sexist.

>a genuine concern

This sounds wholly made-up by you.

>breading with the Eastern European bitches

...now I want a movie about a bunch of Hun bakers.

Why would you go online and tell such awful lies, user?

But what kind? Blow to the head, alcoholism, huffing paint, randomly shoving screwdrivers up his nose...?

Who's gonna complain? There are no Huns anymore. In fact, the debate is still open on who exactly where the Huns, where did they come from and what was their relationship with the Xiongnu.

Anything with "SJW MEDIA" in the title is not to be trusted.

She is a character in a poem that is part of a larger genre of such female warrior characters that spans to the modern day wuxia fiction popularized in the 20th century.

Of course not. Please think for yourself, OP.

I'd much rather bet on how much they're cutting down on crap like Mushu and Cricket.

>their nomadic, raid-based culture meant they couldn't afford making a formal separation of military and civilians
lol wrong, all the strong dudes were lancers, the kids, weakling and women were archers
>everyone lived on horseback, everyone learned how to use a bow, everyone was taught that it was kill or be killed.
women stayed with the wagons and did the housekeeping

even subotai couldn't ride a horse

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YOURE THE SADDEST BUCH IVE EVER MET

Wasn't everyone an archer in a horde? Like close combat soldiers were very rare as that had a higher mortality rate and hordes weren't very numerous.

It's guaranteed to be cut because there will be no songs.

>cutting the best part of the movie

>Wasn't everyone an archer in a horde?
no
>Six of every ten Mongol troopers were light cavalry horse archers; the remaining four were more heavily armored and armed lancers.
the lancers were the finishing blow in every battle and most commanders, genghis included, favoured them heavily
>Like close combat soldiers were very rare as that had a higher mortality rate and hordes weren't very numerous.
no idea what you're talking about, you should read more on this subject

>Assumes OP is an SJW which is false like an autistic Sherlock Holmes

>the kids, weakling and women were archers
Except that it takes a lot of strength to draw a bowstring, even more than it is necessary to carry a sword or polearm. Archers have always had great upper body strength.

>Except that it takes a lot of strength to draw a bowstring, even more than it is necessary to carry a sword or polearm. Archers have always had great upper body strength.
depends on the bow

different bows had different draw weights, women and kids used bows with lower draw weights

t. knows what he is talking about

>Except that it takes a lot of strength to draw a bowstring
They weren't exactly using English longbows, user. The fact that they were mounted archers allowed them to use lighter draw-weights effectively, whereas if they'd be standing still they'd need the heavier draw-weights that required bigger upper-body strength.

>They weren't exactly using English longbows, user. The fact that they were mounted archers allowed them to use lighter draw-weights effectively, whereas if they'd be standing still they'd need the heavier draw-weights that required bigger upper-body strength.
lol the mongols had high draw strength bows, idk what you're talking about

>archers
>weaklings
The skeletons of archers are literally denser than other you tard, have you ever even used a bow before?