Who should voice them

Who should voice them

Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche.

patton oswalt as calvin
seth rogen as hobbes

unironically

Hobbes: Bill Murray
Calvin: some chick, I dunno

Considering how awful he was in Jungle Book...how about no.

Calvin should be voiced by a smartass little kid who can pronounce all those enormous words like he means them. Sort of like Macaulay Culkin in the mid-90s, but not eminently detestable.

Hobbes: Killer Mike, no foolin'. Barry White or Isaac Hayes would have been amazing, but most of the black dudes with amazing voices I can think up right now are dead.

Calvin would be Child Pormstar Timmy Turner, and Hobbes Master Shake

>seth rogen as hobbes

That.
I was gonna post that.
I fucking hate Seth Rogen. I don't want to see him in movies anymore, but I'll be damned if I didn't admit he'd be a perfect Hobbes.

glad someone else sees it

>Child Pormstar Timmy Turner
I am unaware of wither Tara Strong or Drake Bell doing child porn.
Regular porn, I wouldn't put it past either of them.
Drake is desperate and needs money, and Tara's a perverted bimbo. She'd probably find some way to drag Grey DeLisle into it too.

...I would welcome this if only to hear them banter together but I don't think either of them could nail a young enough sounding voice suitable for Calvin.

LaMarche could do a great Calvin's dad and Paulsen could maybe carry Hobbes, so we still get them in the show again.

I admit my memory may be running on nostalgia fumes but with a decent voice coach/director, Alison Viktorin could maybe do the Calvin job right. She voiced Detective Conan in the anime's dub and had to swap between sounding smart/talking like an adult and also pretend to be childish.

Wait a second. Is someone trying to make a movie or animated series about Calvin and Hobbes?

Ron Perlman and /james Franco

Hobbes: Mark Hamill
Calvin: An actual kid

Nobody.

go to sleep bill

it will all be over soon

An actual kid, thank you! Hobbes is largely subjective; it is agreed only that he should have an interesting voice.

This is absolutely unauthorized. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

No, because Watterson would never let that happen and he has all the rights, besides that whole sticker thing.

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Gee willikers! Is that a vintage Cracked! photoshop contest, complete with actual viewer entry!?

I made this thing back in, like, 2010 or 2011 when rumors started that they were going to make a live-action Calvin and Hobbes series. I just threw it together in Photoshop, posted it, and called it a day. I even left in JPG artifacting to make it seem that much more real, mostly because I didn't want to figure out how to make the logo blend better.

According to Google, this is actually still getting some use. Apparently it was post to Sup Forums in March last year. That's recent enough for me.

No one; they were conceived strictly as a comic strip, and that's how they should stay.

/thread

that's it! make it a dad reading calvin and hobbes strips to his son as bedtime stories. cut to the strips as the reading starts and just show the strips with the father doing all the voices.

No one.

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>Hobbes Master Shake
I think I burst a capillary holding back that laugh.

This. C&H is pure leave it alone.

No one, because an animated version of C&H just would work.

>Triple dubs and a god damn typo.
Fuck me with a wire brush.

I fucking hate the man and C&H is my childhood.

But god fucking damn it if that doesn't work well.

Just his voice though. None of his fucking acting. I just want him to read off the fucking paper into a mic.

Actual kids suck at voice acting. They don't really sound like kids they just speak like poorly educated people. Thats why the actual kids in voice acting are such big deals.

Danny DeVito as Hobbes
Cathy Weseluck as Calvin