WOT IF SPIDER-MAN BUT HE IS BLACK

WOT IF SPIDER-MAN BUT HE IS BLACK

As funny as this meme is I fear it won't work as well with Bendis.

Bendis?

The comic book writer?

Bendis, the writer.

WOT IF IRAHN MAHN, BUT HE'S MUH WOFE'S BLAHK DAUGHTA

Just like Iron Man, Bendis knows it makes more sense if Spiderman (a genius scientist) is a child of color.

Writer? He writes?

He probably took inspiration off the smartest kid in England

he self-inserts

WOT IF IROHN MAN, BUT HE'S AH YUROPOOR?

WOT IF NO

Yeah, he writes comic books. With superheroes

I don't get it.

WOT IF ME MUM WAS A COPY MACHINE

It's a shitty TV meme about one of the creators of Black Mirror, the idea is to mock a concept of one of the episodes in a reductionist fashion while affecting an exaggerated British cockney accented verbage.

OP is quite possibly a genuine autist that understood the first part of the meme but didn't understand why the speech part worked so thought it would carry over.
It honestly made my fucking stomach hurt. Where is this kid's handler?

The idea of a legacy Spider-Man who is black isn't a bad idea, but the execution has been dogshit since Miles' first appearance.

This meme works remarkably well will current Marvel.

WOT IF THOR BUT A WOMAN WIV CANCER
WOT IF HULK BUT CHINESE
WOT IF CAP BUT BLACK

WOT IF 616 BUT EDGIER AND WITH SHALLOW SHOCK VALUE

>Ultimate Spider-Man has gotten really stale and overly convoluted, which were the things about 616 Spider-Man that caused us to create USM in the first place
>I know, let's do a legacy Spider-Man that goes back to what made USM great in the first place, dealing with a young, developing hero and his day to day problems
>Also, since it's a new character anyway, let's go ahead and make him black, that will give us things to explore that we couldn't with Peter
>Surely manchildren aren't going to fly into an impotent rage over this for the next decade, right?

>current Marvel

WOT IF THOR BUT A HORSE
WOT IF IRON MAN BUT BLACK
WOT IF CAP BUT A RIGHT WINGER

"but the execution..."
"I'm not racist but..."
"but the execution..."
"I'm not racist but..."
"but the execution..."
"I'm not racist but..."
"but the execution..."
"I'm not racist but..."
"but the execution..."
"I'm not racist but..."

>Miles has close to 100 issues
>Probably the most popular and relevant diverse character at Marvel right now
>Stars in a Marvel cartoon each week
>Getting his own big screen movie

Bendis knows exactly what he is doing.