This puny board has been conquered by Darkseid, Master of Apokalips and Lord of Despair.
Posters will submit themselves to Darkseid's rule, or be destroyed.
This puny board has been conquered by Darkseid, Master of Apokalips and Lord of Despair
Ethan James
Nicholas Sanders
NO
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TORTURE ME
Connor White
>CRAAAAAWWWLINNG IN MY SKIIIIIINN
How did it feel becoming a jobber to the Bat?
Brody Sanchez
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Jason Carter
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Xavier Adams
Oops! My hand slipped!
Jeremiah Flores
I think we just met today's special friend!
Austin Myers
One of these threads was enough.
Sebastian White
I like to lewd darkseid
Lucas James
>Lord of Despair.
We got a fella called Boco who could give you a run for your money.
Landon King
Yeah, we see your type here a lot. Don't look like you're the sort to come along to the tubes quietly.
Fine by me.
Jack Ortiz
>beta beams
Connor Johnson
I, your most loyal servant Glorious Godfrey, have destabilised the world most powerful nations, I have plunged western culture to a pit from there is no return and thus I have weakened this world's defences. Heroes of this world are too busy fighting themselves than to muster any resistence.
Our - I mean Your victory is complete. All Hail Darkseid!
Nathan Jenkins
>beta beams
Jacob Ramirez
Hmmmm.... my evil detecting ray is going haywire
Aiden Miller
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Alexander Gutierrez
AN ALIEN! IN MY PURE EARTH!
Josiah Robinson
ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY SHITPOSTING!
Josiah Torres
Beaten by space Zeus's stick
Jack Hernandez
Darkseid has really lowered his standards.
Grayson Anderson
GET OUT OF HERE STARDUST.
WE'RE SAFER WITH DARKSEID.
Juan Davis
The most important thing you've done outside of Kirby's Fourth World is slowly dying while sitting on a chair.
You are a fat faggot, Darkseid.
Asher Turner
Sit down skirt boi
Bentley Torres
Did they draw him having a boner?
Liam Foster
Are you surprised? Look what he wears, you know Robin is down for some freaky deaky shit
Luke Wood
BOULDERDASH, YOU STONE FACED SIMPLETON!!
Ryan Garcia
Eat my dick space Muslim. Mecca is on Mars.
Carter Price
Father if *I* had been permitted to conquer this board I would have done it in far less time. I should be permitted to rule!
Jonathan Jones
That thread was glorious, does anyone have a screencap?
Christian Richardson
You will rule nothing!
Adam Long
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Angel Clark
...Okay. Do we still get weekends and holidays off?
Owen Cook
Zod is your master now
Brandon Hernandez
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Christopher Moore
No
Darkseid will permit you to have one hour of unpaid leave per year to reflect on the glory of Darkseid
Brayden Kelly
someone post the beta beams pic.
Nolan Ortiz
Looks like I'm gonna have to get tough with you
Kevin Jackson
>tubes
>not cubes
Jimping is ten years minimum, creep.
William Johnson
Okay...and how many minutes are in an Apokalyptian hour?