Who was your first waifu?

Who was your first waifu?

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It's fucking Blue but Pink...
Shit son, this is a arcane Steven Universe plot i think.

Isn't that one a boy?

ever since I was 5

Magenta, actually. That's literally this dog's name.

Nah, both are girls. Perwinkle's a boy, maybe that's what you're thinking of? Magenta's glasses did it for me.

>having a normal human waifu
virgin
>having a cartoon doggo waifu
true patrician

I AM MAGENTA
MASTER OF MAGENT

My autistic 9-year-old self was completely in love with him

>My autistic 9-year-old self was completely in love with him

I was about to accuse you of being underage, but I looked up some dates and it turns out you might be old enough to drink.

Where did time go?

Ladydevimon from Digimon if I remember correctly.

People born in the year 2 fucking thousand are old enough to post here this year.

Morrigan.

I loved how awkward and scared she seemed all of the time, like she was always embarrassed.

definitely gave me my pants-wetting fetish

>definitely gave me my pants-wetting fetish
My nigga. Never played that game though, does she do it a lot or something?

No, but she speaks with the cadence of somebody who constantly has to piss.

Sexy

most innocent feline i ever saw, she was my first, and that lovely voice in the themesong. hnnng.

Why I feel like the 2010s kids will be even worse than the curent ones?

>UmJammer Lammy pissing herself as her eyes begin to water

Hm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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never had a crush on her but GadgetxDale was my first raging hot OTP

I was born in 99, i was already 10 by the time i started really watching a lot of you tube, and even then i still preferred reguilar tv. Now im not saying cartoon reruns are educational or stimulating in like a healthy way...but its sure a helluva lot better than the crazy shit on youtube. Seriously, its digital garbage and i can feel it worsening my adhd just thinkijg about it. These kids are gonna be raised on the id alone

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I always liked his design.

There was also a green dog, right?

>Sees her as a kid
>Can not stop looking at her throughout the whole show
Is this what it feels like to be in love?

THanks, doc.

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Oh yeah these

Over the years, I've become jaded as I watch her be defiled by normies and marketing people, but 2017 was actually a pretty decent year for her. Both the version from her animated movie and the one glimpsed in White Knight appear to be an indignant response to the modern Harley. It's been pretty cathartic for me to watch.

I literally realized as I'm posting this that she probably is why I really like the idea of a girl pinning me down.

Eddie pls

¿Que?

get out of my head eddie

>princess jasmine
... me too

Not Sup Forums, but my first animated waifu. I bought all of the Battle Network games for her.

OP, Magenta was a boy and Blue was a girl. Your waifu was a husbando.

I didn't even like Digimon that much.

bluesclues.wikia.com/wiki/Magenta
Nah dude, Magenta's a girl. Blue is also a girl. Sidetable Drawer, Pail, and Tickety Tock are all female. Shovel, Periwinkle, Mailbox, and Slippery Soap are the boys.

Green Puppy? Pretty sure that was a boy.

>first waifu thread
>no Penny

Fucking plebs

What a coincidence

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S A U C E
N I B B A

I have feminine robot fetish thanks to this clanker.

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Die CIS scum

Wrong again. Green was also a girl.

bump

so much suffering as a result.

I still haven't strayed.

Gave me a thing for pale chicks, monochrome clothing, and french accents that persists to this very day.

Mimi can be a spoiled brat, but she is top tier among Digimon waifus.

we come closer and closer to the hot spring episode ever sat

Can't remember which came first but it was one of these:
>Double D from EEnE
>Justin from The Secret of NIMH
>Grim from Billy and Mandy
>Timon from The Lion King

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To this day, I wonder how the hell she has this much allure. Yeah, she's beautiful and brilliant, but so is a lot of other waifus who didn't get a friggin' cult.

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I don't blame you though, I'd totally fuck her. Both FLCL and Gravity Falls are to blame for me slightly preferring older girls.

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You had good tastes my man

I came to post this. Someone could have been this thirsty over me and I never even noticed.

I dont even remember the show at all. All i remember is that it played on tv and that this bot made me feel weird

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It was either Ms.Bellum or Dexter's mom.

I'm not sure... Probably Peppermint Patty. I was like 6 or 8.

What was the name of this game I have been looking for this since a long time ago.

Yomiko Readman... I see that you are a culture man.

Extremely common but I guess there's a reason for that

Not Rika/Ruki? What was wrong with you back then user?