Disney's™ Animation Domination™ continues to serve you brand new episodes of your favorite shark-jumped animated sitcoms that seriously need to fucking get cancelled. Really FOX™ (a subsidiary of The Walt Disney Corporation™), come on, JUST DO IT ALREADY.
And: >stream lol
-Bob's Burgers returns this week. -No Ghosted this week.
The schedule is as follows: >8:00/7:00c - Disney's™ The Sneedsons™- Frink Gets Testy (NEW!): Fearing that the end of the world is near, Mr. Burns tasks Professor Frink with testing all of Springfield's residents to determine who is worth saving.
>8:30/7:30c - Walt Disney's™ Waffles™ - V for Valentine-detta (NEW!): After a rough breakup on Valentine's Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls' night out to make Tina feel better; Bob and Gene have a trapeze bonding experience.
>9:00/8:00c - Disney's™ Fummary Gumpf™ - Dog Bites Bear (NEW!): Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's toys; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot, Boo Berry.
>9:30/8:30c - The Last C.uck on Earth - Paint Misbehavin' (NEW!): Tandy and Todd introduce newcomer Karl to the rest of the gang; the group searches for Jasper, who has gone missing.
>your favorite shark-jumped animated sitcoms that seriously need to fucking get cancelled.
How about you shut the fuck up for once.
Ayden Price
there isn't much to say, the things haven't started yet
Josiah Watson
>valentine day episode this early let me guess, no new bobs burgers after today for a month?
Julian Morales
Simpsons is on Global right now.
Eli Ramirez
How appropriate, seeing as the number in the thread title never changes past one and it represents the amount of people who still give as shit about the block.
Ah, well I had no idea. I'm waiting for FG either way so...
Eli Ramirez
Simpsons are ending with Season 30 >nice solid number to end on, FOX can hype it up >show has been creatively bankrupt for long-time, even most hardcore fans abandoning it >the brief revival in some form of cultural relevancy and popularity among the kids around the movie and season 20 hype was totally exhausted by the turn of the decade: younger kids prefer family guy to modern simpsons by far (current family guy being in the same state that 2010 era simpsons that kids and young adults like/know it and can reference it, but most don't actively watch new episodes) >in 2015, was still able to make the 10+ million viewer mark; this past May, ratings reached an all time low when the season finale barely passed 2 million viewers >Harry Shearer publicly expressed desire to quit, probably won't be on board much longer >Hank Azaria has starring role in new comedy series already renewed for a new season in 2018 >majority of cast members in 60s and 70s, one major cast member recently died >FOX almost cancelled the show in 2011 over cast members' high salary demands of $500,000 each per episode >local syndication revenue drying up as fewer local stations renew their contracts to air episodes, opting for newer sitcoms instead >cable syndication revenue almost nonexistant as Simpsons's 300,000 viewer average on FXX on weeknights pales in comparison to the 1.5 - 2 million average shows like Family Guy, American Dad, and the Cleveland Show get in reruns on Adult Swim and TBS >streaming revenue non-existent as it's only able to stream on special "Simpsons-world" app which literally nobody will pay for, as opposed to Family Guy which is still one of the most streamed shows on Netflix >Family Guy still makes a significant amount of money from each new season's DVD and digital download releases; The Simpsons stopped at Season 17 in 2014 because it wasn't cost effective >essentially, when it ends, Family Guy will still be enough to keep the $$$ flowing
Liam Fisher
That's fair, but it's another Brian episode though.
Brody Jackson
It now hurts to listen to Marge's voice.
Colton White
>Simpsons DVD stopped >Almost cancelled in 2011 due to costs
I feel like because of FXX+Simpsons World, this may be no longer the case. Season 18 even came out on DVD
Mason Ross
>streaming revenue non-existent as it's only able to stream on special "Simpsons-world" app which literally nobody will pay for, as opposed to Family Guy which is still one of the most streamed shows on Netflix You can't actually pay for it by itself right? You have to have a cable subscription? Yeah, access to one show (albeit three decades worth) isn't worth the pain in the ass that is cable.
Jonathan Flores
>Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot, Boo Berry. Didn't Peter have an ex that did the same thing to him?
Samuel James
It's not, it's a stewie+brian episode, plus it's the 300th one so maybe they put some more effort into it. Yug Ylimaf was 200th and that one was nice, so who knows.
Julian Carter
When will fucking handegg season be over already?
Isaac Ross
>after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's toys Unless its Rupert, what could Brain possible do to Stewie's toys to shatter their friendship?
Justin Cox
it is rupert, why do you think it's called "dog bites bear"
Carter Cooper
Yup. The live action needs to take a new day other than Sunday. At this rate, Bob's Burgers might get cancelled before 2020.
Lincoln Thomas
>300th
You'd think they'd make a bigger fuss about it.
Elijah Moore
Oh yeah.
So is Rupert going to be killed off for good? He's basically the only good character left.
Camden Cox
>5 of the 8 bobs episodes this seasons were holiday themed Not that I mind holiday episodes, just a shame that the holidays are the only time we actually get Tina's High School Life
Matthew Gomez
So it's a Frink episode? Don't see those very often
Sebastian Nelson
...They have. From what I've seen so far, they couldn't stop tweeting about it, they had an entire fucking mural be made at Fox, they did a contest, they released a set of stickers for facebook, and that dress up game. More than I've seen them do in years...
Andrew Evans
>Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite I think this was a cutaway gag on a previous episode. >Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's toys This too.
Lincoln Campbell
Quints confirm.
Colton Mitchell
Anyone else still on handegg?
Gabriel Collins
After Brady's done making the entire league his personal bitch.
Elijah Wilson
It's still freaking football.
Levi Sanders
Mm hm. Fucking sports.
Nolan Fisher
But where? Every conservative and their mother has left the league for hockey after the Kneeling debacle.
Henry Lopez
The game was at 2 minutes left, about 20 minutes ago. Now it's 25 seconds left, and both teams still have a timeout. What the fuck, Fox, why can't you just schedule it properly?
Is there any game that can run longer over time so much without overtime than fucking handegg?
And I'm sure we'll get 5-10 minutes of postgame followed by 3-5 minutes of commercials. I just love having to babysit my DVR for this bullshit.
Oliver Carter
Football (UK)/Soccer>Basketball = Hockey> Football (US)/Handegg> Baseball Prove me wrong
Jayden Morales
...
Camden Martinez
>Basketball = Hockey Well, it *was* invented by a Canadian. In some ways it's basically hockey without ice.
Also, you forgot to put Cricket at the end of that list. baseball >> cricket.
Wyatt Rodriguez
Switch US football and baseball.
Nicholas Cook
>No Ghosted this week. Thank the Lord.
Jace Adams
Damn look at that monkey run
Asher Kelly
I was so happy that guy ran away with the ball, because it kept the clock running down to zero. Now it's time for more instant replays!
Angel Lopez
They’re still going to play that shitty OT show afterwords, aren’t they?
Anthony Bailey
>soccer above any sport but cricket oh ho ho ho noooooooooo
Blake Flores
Can we skip OT please?
James Green
They didn't last week.
Seriously, though, Fox knows better, why the fuck run a new episode in the first slot after a big handegg game? If it was a rerun they could JIP it and everyone would be happy.
John Nguyen
What even is the point of getting seats that high up the stadium, you wouldn’t be able to see shit, all you’d pay for in the end is an expensive place to drink beer
Dominic Rodriguez
I thought the kneeling was killing handegg.
Robert Lee
Fucking shit. I knew it was suspicious to see "4th :00" and not "FINAL". After that after ten minutes of fucking around they're seriously going to do another play? Oh, finally it says FINAL.
>I thought the kneeling was killing handegg. It was doing a good job on its own before the kneeling.
Isaac Morris
Americans are retards and a half.
Owen Rodriguez
Wow this sure is a whole lot of nothing
Hunter Hernandez
Still tons of dedicated fans. Everybody on Twitter flakes about protesting the NFL, the defectors will come back when they are bored.
Parker Cruz
what I don't get is why this is legal this kind of thing is literally what we have the FCC for. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. PUT ON WHAT IS ON
apparently the footballs strangled networks to say you have to let us go as long as we want because once they aired a shirley temple movie instead of airing the end of a footballs, but.. this is a bit different.
Ryder Brown
I guess thats an impressive win at the end. If you care.
Isaiah King
But baseball is awesome
Dominic Jones
what are they protesting? that people get concussions, or that all the athletes are criminals?
Lucas Walker
>apparently the footballs strangled networks to say you have to let us go as long as we want because once they aired a shirley temple movie instead of airing the end of a footballs, but.. this is a bit different. That was Heidi. There's a big difference between a game that runs late because overtime happens. But having it run over EVERY FUCKING WEEK is stupid.
Robert Smith
>a shirley temple movie instead of airing the end of a footballs
Sound of Music, actually. And something about a complete come-from-behind win after they stopped showing the game.
Jackson Wright
It’s mostly for attention. They say it’s for some bs cause but it’s mostly just attention
Xavier Lopez
>football finally over >let's put on bing bong theorem
Kayden Bennett
I should add that they have AN EXTRA FUCKING HALF HOUR scheduled for the post-game show, and this game has run over even that extra half hour.
Nicholas Gomez
Supposed police brutality. I REALLY wished it was about the concussions.
Kayden Taylor
Rashida Jones does voiceover work in commercials now?
Tyler Diaz
Yeah why don't they just give it a larger time slot?
Huh. I'm looking at my schedule now and it actually says postgame goes for another 40 minutes, meaning there was never any intention of showing simpsons or bob's tonight. but that's not what TVguide told me.
Luke Perez
Animation domination is CANCELLED
Caleb James
My cable guide shows Fox shows too.
Angel Nelson
10 seconds left... how long are they gonna talk about it now
Parker Brooks
What could that possibly have to do with football
Luke Russell
My schedule comes from the guide data in the transmission.
Anyhow, last week the postgame ran for about 5-10 minutes, then they ran another commercial block.
Xavier Roberts
Stefon Diggs does not seem like an articulate young man.
Xavier Murphy
so your cable guide says we're on simpsons now? mine says postgame
Connor Reyes
Wanna know what’s more boring than a handegg game? Literal whos giving their shitty opinions on the the prior handegg game
Ethan Ross
that's the biggest thing of all if you wanna let football shove you around, whatever, but they need to foot the bill so you can cut out some ads. no footbill, no football.
Grayson Powell
Mine says Simpsons, yeah.
Joshua Nguyen
Are you kidding, the networks pay the NFL for the privilege of running handegg. But they only negotiate the contract every few years, so the NFL isn't the one stuck with the bill to refund advertisers for low ratings.
Aaron Martinez
SWEET CAROLINE
Daniel Peterson
...
Dominic Peterson
>simpsons skipped
BAHAHAHAHA BOCO BTFOOO
Gabriel Lee
Seriously, is Rashida Jones on a Southwest Airlines commercial deal now?
Mason Stewart
no
Landon Lee
Lol nope
Ryan Hall
Spoke too soon.
Elijah Cruz
the absolute state of this user
Ethan Bell
Who had sex with the couch?
William Jenkins
ORSON WELLS
Andrew Lewis
Green pea-ness.
Hudson Russell
Sadly it's not
James James
On the plus side, this means the Last Cuck on Earth just got cucked out of tonight's lineup.
Jonathan Collins
Teen obesity is a serious issue.
Lucas Kelly
TOO SOON
Eli Ramirez
Or Fox runs until 10:30.
Gavin Rivera
>simpsons writers highly concerned about trump >springfield's smartest people not concerned at all
simpsons writers blew themselves the fuck out?
Lucas Rogers
>I'm professor John Frink and this is Frink Ruins Everything
Jordan Carter
Mortal level?
Grayson Green
Fox broadcast control goes to the local stations at 10:00 no matter what. fox HQ cannot pre-empt them
Eli Garcia
I thought gene was a preteen.
Jace Rivera
Jesus, not another singing episode
Oliver Barnes
Nope, the news runs late, because HANDEGG IS KING.
Christian Parker
Oh God this going to be a huge series of trump joked isn't it? How come these trump jokes seem less funny than that H.W Bush episode?