How about a hillbilly/rednecks girls thread?

How about a hillbilly/rednecks girls thread?

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Racism is wrong and against the rules

As someone who grew up in a small town in the middle of Nebraska with a population of 2500, why in the fuck would you ever want to date redneck, small town trash? They are bland and practically impossible to hold a conversation with outside of football, Jesus, and "Duh LIBTARDS!" Not to mention they fit the stereotype of "ChadxStacey" to a T

Get outta here ya fucking yankee.

I'm brown so I can't into hillbilly/redneck girls
even if i want to

>nebraska
There's your problem.
Everyone knows southern girls are the keepers
t. yankee

What kind of brown?

Filipino so I can only get the weeb ones with yellow fever

I've lived in southern Louisiana all my life, and I really don't get this idea that southern girls won't date brown guys. Like, I once knew a girl who was as white trash as you can get (her grandfather was a klansman, ffs), but she got happily married to and had a kid with a Mexican who spoke little english. It's really not all that uncommon.

Meh, I know a Filipino dude who is married to a white chick. But, then again, she's fat and taller than him. Sooo...

Applejack got me into redneck girls/

Sadie Mae gave me some weird feels when I was a kid...

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Every time we get a thread like these, these are the only two examples posted

Sup Forums really needs more hillbilly girls

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Big City Greens is giving us another one so get hyped

This. Shitty garbage town of 10,000 here. The thing about rural towns is that the people of worth tend to... fucking move away as quickly as possible to literally anywhere else. That's why these little red state shitholes are such scumpools of low IQ nothing-people. I'm sorry but it's true.

And those pretty little country gals? They're high school boyfriends get them knocked up by the time they're 17 because hey, Jesus says condoms are evil, and the entire cycle of poverty, ignorance and white trash decay begins all over again. Seen it with my own eyes numerous times.

How about the original THOT?

Possum lady from How I Spent My Summer Vacation

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Is it so wrong to wanna get frisky with an ignorant hick girl who finds your city boy style fascinating?

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I lived in an extremely left leaning, blue state for many years, in a town of 2k people.

It wasn't any different.

>tfw no hillbilly girls to shoot guns with and yell about liberals

The best one's already posted in the OP

Here's your order sir. Be sure to remind your grandparents that the pilgrims killed the indians at your next Thanksgiving dinner.

I was pretty sure it was the blacks dragging down the average

Aww, did I hurt your butt that much? Just because rural communities all across the country have been failing for decades and dragging down the rest of the nation because every single fucking word I've said is true?

I'm sorry Cletus. Don't chew your common-law wife's face off in a meth rage just because of me.

>3D

kek ->

You just know she was going to eat Shaggy's ass like an almond joy if it weren't for her brother's persistent cock blocking.

There's a difference between rednecks, coon-asses and trailer trash
Source: family is a bunch of coon-asses

White trash is just what rednecks become when they lose their jobs and get hooked on pills.

Incorrect. White trash cuts across all three lines and is a combination of economic status and attitude.

really small-ass towns with nothing goin on tend to be the same everywhere u go

jesus christ that head is gi-fucking-normous

The combination of your jackass educational system, your willingness to eat rocks for Jesus, and your national soya allergy is giving the Chinese a ton more reasons for thinking you're all idiots - and they're perfectly justified in those regards. I'd be behind them a hundred percent of the way there - especially with the tofu thing, because do i EVER have a bone to pick about THAT

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This new insult of yours gaining popularity, "soyboy", it's like watching a bunch of Ethiopian motherfuckers shit-talking sour cream coz they think it's supposed to work like coffee creamer

What is up with this American obsession of correlating manliness with what kind of protein you put in your mouth?

It's like getting a mouthful of hot jizz is nowhere near as degrading to your "manliness" as getting a mouthful of tofu

"Real men don't eat quiche", oh, fuck yeah! Why don't ya show off how real your manliness is by flippin the bird to the modern capitalist food distribution system by going out into the woods and hunting for your dinner yourself! You don't need that damn supermarket!

And fuck guns - no, fuck WEAPONS! Fuck all concept of lethal projectile devices, and just strangle them bitch deer with your bare fucking hands

And only little pussies actually want their meat cooked, and warm and tender - no, you need your meat warm from the freshness of the kill! Just fucking tear into that sucker with your teeth and eat out that raccoon's ass and guts and bloody intestines with the shit still in them

And why stop with deer, possum, and all them other pussy animals - why don't you just show how manly you fucking are and just take a bite out of a fucking grizzly?

it's a cartoon thing - katie rice's designs are all like that

seventeen, in particular, is distinctive because she looks like (and quite likely has) fetal alcohol syndrome

>that feel when want to post Applejack, but can't

It's a damn shame about GR15, because Applejack is fucking TOP TIER.

There are rich white trash as well as poor ones. For example, half of Hollywood are white trash who got lucky or slept with the right people to get a career.

She's also probably at least a little inbred

fuck off, nigger

Oklahoma here, exactly the same except its trucks instead of football.

Dayum. I guess I gotta watch Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers now.

fyi i just checked and there's rule34 of her

>Seen it with my own eyes numerous times.
And if you'd lived anywhere else in the US you'd see the exact same shit, only living in the south gives you 'muh Jesus" and "muh low IQ" boogeymen to blame your unhappiness on.

Forbidden fruit my guy, at least for one night stands. Like you know how dangerous it could be with them having subaru stis, not using protection and other trashy shit but something about the danger is kinda hot and also some just have that cute but ugly look to them.

Also the kankers were hot so there that

>your willingness to eat rocks for Jesus
What?

No, wait, don't even try to explain, because I don't think you yourself even know what the fuck you're talking about. This board apparently can't ever discuss southern Sup Forums characters without you and this fuck shitting it up with your cliches about guns and Jesus and blaming all of society's woes on the Bible belt. Every goddamn time. Just tell me which cities/states you two neckbeards live in so I can know which shitholes to stay clear from.

Jesus, butthurt much? Here you go Jennifer, for your raw throat after that REEEEE!

Oh no, did I do it wrong? Does almond milk not mean you're a cucked pussy or whatever? Sorry I don't go to Sup Forums, I'm not up on the latest shitposting techniques.

So this is what soy milk and a worthless liberal arts degree does to a person. Here have a red pill it’ll help you out and itll help you control your high estrogen levels

Can you both kys?

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