Are Superman`s/Shazam`s/Black Adam`s balls their natural relative weak spot or as tough and impenetrable as other parts of their bodies?
Does the sheer fortitude of their ballsacks provide enough protection from powerful strikes?
Same question goes for their eyes.
It must have been adressed at least a few times over the decades.
I expect a well-researched and civil discussion with the foremost minds of Sup Forums to find a solution to this troubling conondrum.
I believe it requires true uber superhuman force to damage the eyes/balls of someone like Superman or Adam.
In Superman Returns, he stops a bullet with his eye and sustains no damage whatsoever. However, in Injustice, Wonder Woman shoves her fingers into his eyes, causing them to bleed. They remain intact, nonetheless.
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Well, since this is brought up. Is Superman circumcised? Americans usually are. If he is, how was it done?
But can Injustice powerlevels be extrapolated on DC as a whole? Are there examples of such moments from Superman or Action Comics runs? Genuinely curious.
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His powers didn't develop until later in his life. Aside from coming out of a rocket he was a regular baby.
When he was younger, his body didn`t yet absorb enough amounts of solar radiation, so his penis was quite vulnerable. More important question here if he was already circumcised on (((Krypton))).
If anything Injustice Superman is a half-scale dud compared to main continuity. On the other hand, they do have a way to bring any street level hero/thug up to that level, so universe power level probably works out against main universe.
wait, I always thought he was already strong etc but never had the chance to show it. I mean when does a child try to focus on jumping really high or try to lift a tractor?
Okay. Both Supes and Shazam get a kick in the balls from Wonder Woman. Who feels it worst? What if we replace Wondy's kick with Hawkgirl's magic mace? What if Batman with enough prep-time kicks them in the balls?
What makes you think they would even practice such a thing?
Kryptonite laced boots.
Captain Marvel (had) has true Invulnerability. His durability always came out on top.
The whole patriarchy has had thousands of years of preptime, shitlord
>Superman sitting under a redsunlight lamp
>"So you depowered yet?"
>Supes: "hmm I'm not sure."
>Flick Superman in the balls
>Supes: "nope."
>Flick him in the balls again
>Supes: "nothin' yet."
>Flick him in the balls yet again
>Supes: "OOF. Yep, I'm depowered."
Men had thousands of years worth of knowledge of an alien race that would become all-powerful under the yellow sunlight, and prepare to kick him in the balls?
Why not? Creators were jewish and were free to insert some elements of their culture into the fictional setting, it's only natural. Also muh Moses allegories and all that. Not even being anti-semitic here, or criticizing it. Zod is probably circumcised too.
This is probably only way he could have sex with Lois without ripping her to shreds with his super-boner.
I'm sure Superman's ballsack is invulnerable enough to be bulletproof but still as sensitive in comparison to say his chest as it would be for a human.
Yes, Batgod is that good. He was preparing to kick Supes in the balls before he was even born thanks to BARBATOS
>Lois Lane will never casually flick you in the balls
So if Mongul goes all out on Supes ballsack he has a chance of finally winning?
His powers developed gradually. He could lift a truck when he was in pre-school, but not necessarily fly at Mach 10.
We don’t even know if Kryptonians have dicks like ours. It could just be a tentacle for all we know.
Would Lois be okay with being TENTACLED?
Clearly, since she has a kid with him
Did John inherit his father's below-belt biology?
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I'd say both would be comparable with Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl's mace would hurt Shazzy more, on account of him being magic. Batman with enough preptime = anything you want.
Not as long as Clark's wearing his Supercup.
Wouldn't magic mace exploit Superman's vulnerability and crush his nuts into dust?
Post nebezial
Too late.
Too late
Do you think all superheroes wear cups? Because like this has to be a common villain move right?
What mook wouldn't try to kick a super in the balls?
I chortled.
I dunno about superheroes but Slade wears one
niggawatt?
he's extraterrestrial, not a mutant
Well, probably a few normies tried this, broke their legs and eventually everyone just assumed that superballs are not his weak spot. DC-Youtube must be full of videos of some shmucks getting hurt while attempting to pull this off.
Based Slade knows what's up.
That's a common misconception about Superman's "weakness" to magic. It's not that he's any more vulnerable to magic than the next guy, in fact he's arguably less vulnerable depending on what we're talking about (Superman would take a magical fireball to the chest better than Batman.) It's just that magic is one of the best ways around Superman's massive strength and insane durability, because while he can take massive amounts of damage, even magical damage, he's no more resistant to magic itself than any other mortal. In short, it's not "Super Effective!" It's just an extra challenge for Supes.
This is literally what I meant, relative wekness. Do I have to spell out such a basic shit on Sup Forums of all places?
Why is it so difficult to make reaction images out of Injustice?
You used the exact term "Superman's vulnerability to magic". user was in the right to correct you, and did so in a respectful and informative fashion. Shut the fuck up, cunt.
Also: How exactly is the mace magic? Is it made out of magic, to inflict equal damage no matter the target's resistance? If so, then yeah, it hurts supes.
But if it's a physical mace that's enchanted to shift in mass, bypass magic shields, etc. Then it hurts supes as much as a normal mace would.
If wikipedia is to be trusted here:
>Hawkgirl carries a mace made of Nth metal, which can generate electric currents and repel magical energies, her mace is highly effective against magic, as shown when Hawkgirl defeated Doctor Fate, a powerful magician of the DC Universe. Hawkgirl is skilled at wielding and throwing the mace accurately. She has creatively used the mace as a shield to deflect incoming projectiles as well as a makeshift defibrillator unit.
So, no, it does not inflict pure-magic damage, it's just a mace with magic powers. It would harm Superman as much as a steel mace plugged into a wall socket.
The pages are formatted in landscape, so a lot of panels are shaped weird.
>difficult
You just aren't that good.
They're obviously talking about modern sunlight battery Superman, not "came from a planet with higher gravity" Golden Age/E2 Superman.
Even so he would start being powerful as soon as he was under a yellow sun, no?
Holy shit, don't get so worked up over this.
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He would start to grow in power, not become instant god.
right, but it wouldnt wait till puberty like a marvel mutie or something
Sure, but circumcision would happen long before puberty.
Not really. Injustice Superman doesn't know how to fight other than throwing punches like a dumb brick, doesn't know pressure points and have issues handling a single planet without a lantern ring.
Superman from the main continuity can do everything he does without any external aid and can even break the walls of reality and multiple dimensions. Hell, he once broke an entire timeline (which might mean a whole different universe) with a single punch and that is still canon.
you are oddly fixated on his dick
and I dunno, unless they grabbed little baby Kal-El from the spaceship and clipped him, he would likely have been absorbing solar radiation and becoming invulnerable
Krypton was relatively civilized, so they didn't.
>confusing pre-Crisis Supes, Rebirth Supes, and Superboy-Prime
Superman once starred in a porno and no one reacted, so he probably has a boring regular looking penis.
Nope. I am afraid your knowledge is extremely limited by Vs Forums instead of actual books.
nah his parents where good people cant imagine the Kents doing something so horrible
I said wouldn't wait
as in it would start as soon as he was under the yellow sun
But would a mere days/weeks be enough for his dick to become unclippable?
Yes, but it is not instant. Even as adult, he sometimes has to spend some time to power up after expending his energy. And since baby-Clark didn't have any solar energy in him to begin with (unless Jor-El neglected to shield his capsule) he was very much vulnerable. So I'd say it really depends on how fast he can charge as a child.
>superman starred in a porno
What?
Yup. Super had some crazy adventures over the years.
The number of reaction images in Injustice versus the page count is too damn high!
Why are they best boys?
You realize he subconsciously controls his strength, right?
Worth it.
Even during Super-Orgasm? That's... Awfully convenient. Can he control the speed of his Super-Ejaculation too?
Didn't Lex do this or am I thinking of something else?
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Wow, Lobo doesn't mess around.
I like the idea of kryptonians being the same as humans except they have HR Giger monstrosities for sexual organs.
>lookit dere! a boy from space!
>lets cut his dick!
I don't think Ma and Pa Kent are that stupid
They were stupid enough to approach a space capsule. It coud have been irradiated and shit. So I wouldn't put it past them.
>good american people
Circumcision rate in Kansas is 73%
Whew.
that's stupid, he had normal human parents, so he would know if his penis is non-normal .
Now I imagine the Dark Lord of Apoklips going to on a torture tour around his hellish realm.
Only to find out someone stole the tires if his Seidmobile.
Call the cops! We have a stupid joke here!
Imagine having a cup so powerful that a hard kick from POWERGIRL wouldn't phase you.
I think that supposed to be Canary.
I think in some continuities it has. That's honestly how I prefer it.
Oh. Y'know, I really do love Conner's art, but sometimes it can get kinda hard to tell people apart.
Yeah, I only recognized her because of arrow-team nearby and fishnets.
If this image was a male warrior shouting "Now stomp on her tits!", there would be so much outrage.
Does superman even have balls.
I bet it's a human like penis with internal testicles.
Plenty of good people circumcise. It's a wierd sort of brainwashing people have recived.
Because the cereal man told them to. I'm not making this up.
Hm... what you're posting there isn't what you claimed at all. Post-Crisis Superman and E2 Superman started punching each other and having visions of living each other's lives, but that didn't actually seem to have any real physical effects at all considering how the changes that happened in those modified timelines clearly didn't stick afterwards.
>Brutal warrior culture promotes seizing the opportunity to attack a weak spot.
I fail to see the issue here, regardless of gender.
Isn't that EXTREMELY misandrist and also inciting to real-life violence against men by trivializing it?
Should something like that really be allowed to be printed in the current year?
>false equivalences
I'm sure if the character was in the kkk and said kill niggers people would be upset too, what's your point?
I like the idea Kryptonian penis is similar to a humans only with internal testicles while the Kryptonian vagina is some sort of messed up monstrosity.
That violence against men is trivialized and made into a joke, by the very same people who get offended and upset if that happens to fictional female characters. Even if it is unintentional.
It just seems like we live in an age of unparalleled hypocrisy, is all.
the character you're talking about would be a villan, no?
The chick in the pic is also a villein.
WW is a villain in Injustice. She is largely responsible for a lot of bad shit that happened there.