Why does thor need a scooter?
Why does thor need a scooter?
Jack Ross
Daniel Garcia
Why does spider-man need a buggy?
It's fuckin' rad that's why.
Jaxson Murphy
To get around town easily and run errands
Jack Nelson
Why does Flash need a motorcycle?
Gabriel Ramirez
because his feet are thor
Nicholas Martin
is this a sense of right alliance thread?
Owen Mitchell
why does Kermit, a cold-blooded animal, need a jacket?
Matthew Thompson
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Jason Martinez
CARLOOOOOOOS
Ian Lewis
To scoot around, obviously.
Mason Foster
Every superhero should have some kind of signature vehicle.
Robert Nguyen
Isnt this the same company that made those cheap daleks in the 60s?
Julian Powell
To stay warm, duh.
Dominic Young
Why did toy companies jump around the idea if making figurines of characters for years before GI joe? Like theyd include sculpted representations of super heroes as water guns or ridng scooters, but theyd never make an actual posable toy of it.
Carson Hall
unironically I would watch this show
Levi Howard
because they thought that boys playing with dolls are gay
Nicholas Gomez
>By MARX
Clearly, this is the work of communism
Noah Thompson
He doesn't need it; he's just stuck to it. Look at how his legs have fused with its chassis!
Ryan Nelson
His goats were in the shop.
Tyler Reyes
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Jack Price
Who's the leader?
Jeremiah Sanders
They were right.
John Cruz
Well he did drive a car so.. eh
Nathan Wilson
Same reason anyone needs a scooter, I guess.
Samuel Russell
I don't mind the scooter, I can dig that, but why it has to be pink?
William Cruz
Good one Carlos.
Eli Murphy
>Superman = Leader
>Batman = Brains
>Spider-Man = Funny guy
>Shrek = Muscle
>Car = Speedster
>Power Ranger = Strategist
Charles Moore
They were pretty stupid then, considering how much more popular and profitable toys became with boys because of action figure lines, while almost no one buys shit like this anymore
Nicholas Peterson
The chicks dig it.
Brandon Adams
I don't NEED a motorcycle ether.