Reading comics on the toilet. Yay or nay?

Reading comics on the toilet. Yay or nay?

A good way to pass the time, just don't be an idiot and bring an omnibus.

Gay

Sure I mean, who doesn't?

Yes. And if it is a bad comic, wipe with it.

Bringing an omnibus is a terrible idea. Should be a single issue floppy at most, and even then, nothing too sentimental or expensive. It would seem insane to bring an omnibus worth hundreds of dollars only to accidentally get poop on then pages.

These days, even bringing a floppy is questionable if you have to throw it out after a few reads. Back in the day when comics were cheap maybe, but these days it can get pretty pricey to spoil a book after only a few reads.

I keep a copy of America in my bathroom.

I don't have enough time to read a comic on the toliet
I just go in push, wipe, flush, and leave

You've just confessed to everyone here that you don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom.

I don't

Menace.

Like this user, I also am not on the john long enough to benefit from reading material. Unlike them, however, I actually wash my hands like a civilized human.

if you want to let your shit dry around your asshole and get a dirty infection then sure...

I keep a few Archie digests in there.

Nothing quite like reading some Tom King Batman while making a bowel movement.

A bathroom just isn't a bathroom if it doesn't have a couple back issues of MAD near the toilet.

This is one abstract master shake.

As long as you keep them away from the sink.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Look closlier.

Of course

Well I mean
You could just
Not have poop on your hands.
Like put it down when you're done and don't pick it up till you've hit the sink.

I usually wipe and then wait like another 5 min for any other movements.

Huh...

I read old Wizard magazines. It's a fucking trip. Everything was so quaint and genuine, yet surly and non-PC. That 90's post-Marvel bankruptcy period was something else, glad I have a shit ton of Wizards that I can peruse and relive those days.

I might be getting older, but I haven't got old enough that I need ten minutes to take a shit.

Hey do you think you could scan Wizard 2000 if you have it? I wanna reread the article about unmade stories like The Last Galactus Story but I can't find scans of that issue.

You are a great example of what is wrong in this world. Not washing your hands is literally anti-civilized. You are a savage sir.

Bizarrely enough this exact Archie nee Jughead Digest is somewhere in my magazine stand in my bathroom. Weird.