How would the average marvel citizen react, they're so used to cosplayers swinging through their streets

How would the average marvel citizen react, they're so used to cosplayers swinging through their streets

who fucking cares dude

do something with your time

Fuck off you faggot.

Nah he's right.

>Venom fought the Hulk in my living room last week, I ain't afraid of you!

Batman realistically shouldn't even be that big of a deal in his own universe. He works best in a "Batman is literally the only hero besides his sidekicks" scenario.

HE'S A MENACE

But this never happens.

Fuck shared universes.

Imagine Batman and Spider-Man swapping cities, will they defeat each other villains?

>Fuck shared universes
Why do people say this? It doesn't damage the story at all unless you're an autistic continuityfag.

I seriously think that most people in marvel would just fucking slap him.

Nah, he works best in a "Nobody's seen Batman except as a blurry shadow before they got knocked out and 'miraculously' survived despite having every bone in their body broken in a 'frenzied attack', and every time a criminal disappears the superstitious criminals think it's the bat-creature having killed them while the non-superstitious ones claim there's no creature at all, blaming it all on rival gangs or the cops." scenario.

As soon as criminals know for a fact that there's a dude dressed like a bat swinging around it kills it. As long as he's just a nightmare creature lurking the shadows that few criminals have seen or believe in it works.

Probably imagined to death in all the threads taking specifically about it.

It entirely removes all stakes
>Joker has the entire city at ransom, threatening to level it
>Batman tries to stop him, fails
>No problem, Super Man or any of the other countless heroes swoop in and fix the problem
>there's barely even a struggle because all Batman's rogues are either gangsters in outfits or have really rubbish super powers
They essentially created two fictional universes with Detective Comics and Action Comics. Putting them together was a mistake. Even Super Man would work with all the other heroes, just not Batman
Sure, that works for the goons but you can't have Batman stealth killing Bane or spooking Poison Ivy. I think both versions are equally valuable

As if Joker can't be a legit threat to Superman.

They probably would. They're villains are both pretty tame for comic standards. Batman would probably have a little trouble with all the dumbass science fiction shenanigans though. Imagine a Bruce Wayne clone arc...

This is what I mean about autism. They aren't part of the story, so why would they ever show up?

Most MCU heroes would make fun of him, and beat him because they have a higher power level.

Making fun of him would be specialy easy because its funnier when the person "act like he has dignity and is a stoic badass". Even more if his face looks fat in costume and he uses a voice modulator.

This is why Hellboy is better than Big 2. You doesn't have to pretend that things don't exist to enjoy.

You don't have to pretend things don't exist unless you're autistic.

Joker being a stupidly omnipotent le troll is a symptom of him sharing a universe with gods. It's just a cop-out to keep their most marketable villain relevant among anyone who isn't Batman

Spider-Man doesn't fuck around if people are killed user. When he thought a baby was killed he went ballistic on every last villain in New York; hunting everyone and capturing them.

Also I bet Poison Ivy would want that Spider dick since they protect gardens from pests (+ Spidey has a thing for red heads). Spider Man meets Cat Woman would be interesting.,Harley loving Spidey's quips. Sounds fun.

I disagree. I love the Nolan's Balebats, but it sort of shows how ridiculous the whole "dressing up as a bat to scare people is." The Christian Bale Batman could have just as easily been The Adventures of Ninja Man and it wouldn't have changed much. The reason Batman works is his own universe is BECAUSE you've got Superman and Wonder Woman tossing tanks around and all other kind of insane shit going on. Now, imagine you're a criminal in our world, and some dude shows up LARPing in a costume. Are you going to take him at all seriously? Probably not. But say you live in a world where Superman regularly pulls off miraculous fats of strength, the Flash runs faster than the eye can see and all kinds of other superhuman crap. And you're confronted with a guy dressed up like a giant bat. Shit. What are this guys powers? What fucked up way is he going to kick my ass? In the larger DC universe, it makes sense for Bruce to Bat Brand everything. He sticks the Bat symbol on every piece of equipment he owns. All the vehicles get fins. He playing off the expectations of the people he fights that the costume means he has some kind of special abilities. And it works, even against people that by all rights should wipe the floor with him. Because the rep he's built using the Batsuit and all of his bat branded equipment is as much a weapon in his arsenal as his insane training, intelligence and high tech gear. Balebats doesn't build his batmobile with fins or make his flying doohickey look like a giant bat because It's pretty much just him in his universe.Even wearing the Batsuit is a bit of the stretch.

Sorry but spider villains are pretty powerful.

Do you believe that Superman can be anywhere where he is needed to fight street level criminals, do you?

It's not autism. It's one of the fundamentals of story telling, to have appropriately proportioned stakes. Batman fighting some drug dealers in an alley looks silly when he's later seen battling Darkseid alongside the Justice League. It's not like Gotham comics don't mention this stuff.

>hellboy LITERALLY punches a nazi
Fucking nu-comics are the cancer of the industry. SJWs cannot keep their callignous fucking agenda to themselves

Superman lives right next to Gothan. Like 30 minutes away by boat.

Bad shitposting or a triggered idiot? In either case, you should be ashamed of this post.

Nolan's Batman came off as ridiculous sometimes because it was too serious and set in reality, not because Batman was the only hero. Normal Batman comics aren't anything like Chris Nolan's films.
You mean like "rich man in an elf costume" and "guy in rhino armour"? Hell, Sandman and Clayface are near enough the same idea.

Not everything is bait or sincere, user. Jokes still exist.

The mastermind who controls all organized crime on the planet in rhino armor.

Heroes have been punching Nazis in comics since 1938. It makes perfect sense for a character raised in the aftermath of WWII during the Cold War with "Nazis are Evil" to go around punching people identifying as Nazis.

Yes it is, comic newfags always display this kind of autism. The only characters that are part of the story are the ones that show up. If you have trouble reading comics because you actually think Superman is going to save the day every time in every book, there is something wrong with you.

>comic newfags
Do you mean oeople who eat Big 2 shit right? Because most creator owned comcis don't have to care about this because they have more concistency.

If you're only argument is seriously "autism and newfags" then why the fuck do you even bother.

I don't know how that distinction would affect Batman when he's beating his shit in.

Marvel's New York citizens would tell him to fuck off and demand he play grabass with the supervillain of the day somewhere else.

So... Why DC citizens such a cucks?

Just like Marvel, it probably depends on the area, your average Hub City denizen would probably snort and call him a pajama-wearing fag or something to that effect.

DC citizens were shaped by living Gods like Superman entering into play out of nowhere during WWII, springing up out of nowhere like a mythical hero sent to save us. Marvel on the other hand had slightly-better-than-humans heroes such as Captain America, a PR stunt created by the government, and artificial humans such as The Human Torch, created by a scientist. And so the societal psyche were shaped differently. Where DC civilians have almost taken up a worshipper-role towards their heroes(or Superman, at least) just like man of old did of their mythical heroes, the Marvel citizens instead grew to dislike and distrust the people who were just a step better than regular humans, or were actually created to replicate humans. This was then reinforced over the years with scary mutants showing up and talking about being "homo superior" and shit like that. With the sliding timescale Superman no longer appeared during WWII but the psyche of the populace always had to remain the same because the setting hinged on it, they've just been inspired by him at a later and later stage, while Cap has always remained one of the first major heroes and so always influenced the view of heroes being regular guys given pills.

DC humans are a touch too subservient while Marvel civilians are scared, hateful idiots who'll turn on any hero at a moment's notice.

You know, I've always wanted to see DC and Marvel pull off a surprise crossover. Like one day you open an issue of Captain America and he's suddenly missing, and then in the middle of the issue Batman appears and turns out certain DC and Marvel characters have swapped places for some reason.

>And you're confronted with a guy dressed up like a giant bat. Shit. What are this guys powers? What fucked up way is he going to kick my ass?
That shit works even when you do have powers.