X-Men Gold #30 Wedding Issue

Wedding of Kitty Pryde and Peter Rasputin
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>Dc characters are cucking each other
>Marvel characters are getting married

what the fuck

wasn't Kitty dating peter quill/star-lord?

Oh, oh, so NOW everyone's getting married and it's fine huh?
I guess Mephisto's on vacation.

She dumped him a long ass time ago.

Bendis touch is real!!!

That whore was sucking Memelord dick weeks ago and now is getting married again?

They broke up at the end of Bendis' run on Guardians

Oh dammit

Ghost Pussy on Metal Dick.
Good.

>it's official

Disappointing but so it goes

Based Proletarian

Two cishets getting bonded in a patriarchal system? Marvel is literally history's greatest monster.

>Big wedding isn't Carol and Jess
Trash.

Shotgun wedding.

Peter is to good for that hoe

>complaining about a non-lesbian marriage from Marvel
Jesus Bendis leaving really turned marvel cucks on their heads

Gonna buy those campbell covers ASAP

They've never been a really great pairing, but I approve of this. It'll lock down Kitty and keep her from jumping into bed with the self-inserts of every writer who waifus her for a while.

Kitty hit the wall and now needs to lock it down with poor Peter, who is pure as fuck and way too good for her.

Typical Jewess. Goes on a far-flung space adventure riding the cosmic cock carousel one last time before marriage.

Comic book marriages are about as permanent as comic book deaths. Also, these are mutants we’re talking about here, some of the shitiest and emotionally cruel people in comic book history. Also, this is Kitty Pryde we’re talking about here, one of the lowest of the low, who took Starlord’s identity away from him after they were a couple.

>for a while

LET ME AT HIM

We are a step closer to xmen the end.

Fuck off.

Carolfags are the worst kind of marvelfags

This is the best Marvel wedding

>>Dc characters are cucking each other
EXPLAIN

This guy is supposed to be engaged with catwoman

He is Poetr though.

Go find a rope and a chair.

Family is very important in Japan

>spend what they experience are 10 years with one of the most beautyfull women in the world (supposedly)
>kept himself in check that long
>WW makes the suggestion (she needs some D in her!)

You're almost as right as Cyclops himself.

Is there anything more boring then a wedding comic?

Diana cucks steve
Bruce cucks Selina
Selina cucks Bruce
Mera and Arthur breakup
Possible cucking by Dolphin in the future
DC is shit right now and it's only going to get wrose

Oh my gosh.
I've been waiting for this since 80's back when Kitty was underage.
I'm gonna cry now.

>DC is shit right now and it's only going to get worse
Tumblr pls

The marriage of Reed & Sue was fun

'Showing photos from wedding' comics.

It is
The only good DC comics is Deathstroke and Hal n GLC

How is it cucking if Arthur and Dolphin fuck after him and Mera break up?

Yeah, until they show a cucking. Tell me another.

I am not that user talking about cucking
The state of DC comics is bad

Literally roastie propaganda.

Don't forget

>Harley cucks Ivy

Welp, that's why she settled for _Colossus_.
Vagina circumfernce joke!

Superman is married
Batman is marrying Catwoman and resisting temptation from that whore Wonder Woman

*slaps your penis*

Idiot

True

Hi Brevoort.

>Harley cucks Ivy
?

...

Isn't it a given that a straight woman would not end up with a lesbian? Are shippers really this fucking retarded?

>Harley
>Straight

i am laffin

they're equally best

She's so cock crazy that she tries to fuck little boys. Sorry shipfag, she's straight.

She fucked Steve Trevor too. Ivy on suicide watch.

She's Bi

No, wait, I meant Rick Flagg. I think? Some blonde haired G.I.Joe.

You're confusing, Harley got with Flagg while Selina got with Trevor

Peter has fucked other women before and after Kitty. He's also a bigger slut and has a child out of wedlock you dumb fuck.

Only marriage that has yet to break up.

>literally zero sexual interaction
>SHE'S BI, GUYS!!!! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME????
Ivy possibly kissed her. ...So what? She kisses people for her own purposes. It's like saying she's into men more because she kisses them all the time.

Look at all these jackasses showing up to a wedding in full cowl, if they just wore dress clothes and kept the mask on it would be less ridiculous but still.

>wearing costumes to a fucking wedding
fucking hell

Scott and Jean never broke up

>implying

>Roger Federer is Spider-Man

>Bendis leaving
What? I've been out of the loop since Secret Empire started. Fester is gone?

will there be any black people at the wedding?

How could have missed the day Sup Forums lost their collective mind

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>*slaps your penis*
I can do that to

Aquaman and Mera are separated
Batman isn't resisting at all, look at the last page of the last issue, he was about to kiss wondy.
*fucks you in the ass*
Fuckhead

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY!

FUCK THAT SHIT

KITTY RASPUTIN FOREVER

Is Logan going to be able to attend? And I'm not talking about the old guy, I'm talking about the REAL Logan.

I want to be happy, but it's like trading a bowl of vomit for a bowl of shit. Both are inedible.

That was a realy fucked up story. I hate the brood plots so fucking much.

>but Broo is goddamn adorable

Did he fuck Kitty?

Logan? The Wolverine Logan?

Wait, with Marvel time, what is a long ass time ago? Six weeks?
How long did the Secret Empire takeover last for?

I think he's counting the whole 'she keeps dying' thing.

God I have such a fucking backlog. Last Xbook I read had her running off to space to run away from Colossus for being a giant pussy and saving the whole world twice because he's too nice.

... I don't know who that writer was, but fuck that dude.

Harley and Ivy aren't a couple; they're more like fuckbuddies.

Joss Whedon.

The former jailbait marries her molester
It's so beautiful
Sacrificing Bobby's sexuality was worth it

No, he was gone by then. he only did the first 25 issues including the first Giant.

Found it. it was fucking Bendis.

... and they only had to get rid of Bendis to save Marvel.

so how long before Marvel destroys it like they do to every other Marvel marriage?

Not as fast as DC fucks up their relationships.

I think Jessica Jones and Luke Cage are still together

I'm imagining... either a rape, Peter Dies Again, or it sticks because they're literally like the #3 most popular couple.

But basing it on Marvel's past five years? Rape, followed by an experimental lesbian relationship with Illyana to up the 'totally awkward!' factor and OMG faces.

AND THEY ARE FUCKING PERFECT.

>What could go wrong
Is Colossus' Savage Land Son shows up?
Rachel Grey, Maid of Honor
THE RETURN OF PETE WISDOM
Xavier vs Wolverine to see who gives Kitty away
100% fake out issue they wont get married

also I love J.Scott Campbell but that's a lazy ass image, Colossus should be twice as massive as Kitty, her dress and his suit, are as generic as you can get, Marvel normally hires real fashion designers for their wedding issues

>Caliban comes back from the dead to get revenge for her not marrying him

> Bendis leaves
> Kitty gets married

What did they mean by this?

Is Marvel taking revenge on Bendis by using his 2d waifu to make him a cuck?

But Harley cucks everyone cause she’s a slut.

>be a teenager in those days
>see so much female underwear in one panel
My life wasn't the same since then.

so she will never date girls as she was originally supposed to?

>Marvel takes a big shit all over X-fans
>tries to push Inhumans but even normies reject them
>Marvel desperately tries to shift course by pandering to X-fans with shallow resurrections and weddings

Unironically yes.

>Marvel shits on X-Men fans
>Mouse buys Fox
>Marvel is trying to fix their relationship with their X-Men readers