Two squares
Two squares
Jonathan Bennett
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Jose Flores
TWO SCOOPS?!
Xavier Perez
Seven Vegainas
Bentley Robinson
Is it even possible to wipe the shit off your ass with just 2 fucking squares
Oliver Harris
No
Gavin Ortiz
honestly I've been using two squares ever since this episode
Thomas Williams
I don't buy it. What if you get nuclear diarrhea?
Cooper Flores
He's wrong on this one. Wiping your ass requires a variable number of squares, depending on the consistency of the shit and the ply of the paper.
I do appreciate that he taught the correct way to wash your hands. It amazes that there are people who apply soap without lathering first.
Nolan Price
Yes, eat some fucking vegetables and lay off the greasy shit
Owen Wood
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Joseph Ramirez
in mother russia squares use you
Anthony Rogers
TIMEZONES?
Jonathan Wood
you wipe very very carefully
Brandon Collins
But he always lets everyone eat greasy shit and it's even the main meals.
Jason Brooks
I wash my hands correctly only because of this episode
Jaxson Johnson
I just use the three seashells.
Julian Morgan
>There're plebians ITT that don't know how to use the seashells
Elijah Sullivan
makes a circle
Dylan Butler
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Angel Moore
This made me try the two square method, it actually works to
Hunter Harris
Kayden Stewart
take a shower
Jacob Hughes
TWO SQUARES MAX
FOLD IT OVER!
Lincoln Parker
>he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells
Liam Watson
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Samuel Cook
Sure, Harriman was a nagging stick-in-the-mud, but did he really deserve to have his most private moment, with the most important individual in his life, broadcast to the entire world?
Asher Kelly
Do explain user. How does one wipe their ass with only two sheets of toilet paper.
Jose Martin
Savages
Jonathan Edwards
you wipe, then you flip it over and wipe again, then repeat with the second square.
If that's insufficient you use the detachable faucet head in the sink
Brody Hall
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Gavin Cruz
For fuck's sake Sup Forums I can never hear someone mention "Two [anything]" again without imagining Colbert in a fit of rage. I hope you're happy.
Tyler Miller
As a kid I thought Mr Harriman was being incredibly unreasonable. As an adult rewatching the series, I realize that, while Harriman is indeed being incredibly unreasonable, he's probably only doing it because Fosters is essentially bankrupt.
Luke Williams
i do it everyday.
Connor Perry
Probably shouldn't have spent so much money on that gold plated safe. Also should get Ed to help out with the house's finances.
Chase Collins
No. He's doing it because rabbits poops out little pellets while everyone else poops out logs