You want fries with that?

You want fries with that?

how about a little shake?

The episode where she got married angerd the fuck out of me. The fact dan didnt kill that man pisses me off

Reminder that Hortense is 15 years old and thus Dan is a molestoid.

>married at 15

woah,
i need to watch this show.

How does she have a job though?

I thought she was 16

Doesn't that make Jeremiah Burger a super-molestoid then, since he somehow found a way to have a lavish, expensive child-bride wedding and not go to jail?

Lots of kids can get a job starting around 14 usually. Unskilled jobs like flipping burgers or whatever.

Lots of high schools also have work experience / co-op programs to get kids into trades and businesses and stuff to learn. Wish I utalized them better when I was younger but whatcha gonna do.

lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger

How canon is that though? The creator said it, but hes always fuckin' around. He also said Dan was raped by a clown.

Shut up tripfag

Aggro Crag, fuck off.

Sir we don't sell burgers here we sell paninis

user, if I can make a suggestion, why don't you just order a Krabby Patty?

This is true... in the American south.
Never saw someone under the age of 17 working in fast food till I was in Tennessee, got rung up by a kid that couldn't be older then 14, several times.
At least in the state I grew up in, you had to go through so many things to get a 14-15 year old kid working that you literately never saw it. And 16-17 year old kids working wasn't common either.

when you're rich as fuck and running the fast food industry, probably even being a member of the Illuminati you can pull a lot of strings to have it your way.

There once was a whore named Hortense
Whose usual fee was ten cents
Hortense would still play when the fellas wouldn't pay
But it sure made Hortense the whore tense

Can I add mayo?

Yes, and a shake.
So I can dip my fries in the shake.

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No, even in the South it's pretty rare due to work restrictions on employees younger than 16 and issues with getting a background check performed on a minor in general. For the most part if you see someone younger than 16 working it's probably a family owned business.

He was probably just a kid whose growth was stunted one way or another. A kid that takes up smoking and drinking in grade school may well graduate high school looking like he's too young to drive.

What show is this?

Dan Vs.

Does it take place in West Virginia or something?

LA I believe

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>Dan Vs will never be continued, rebooted, or acknowledged in a toyline

While I wish for a DVD/Blue-Ray release I'm happy for it being what it is.

it was a very rare gem and love it.

Wasn't the whole thing Dan's fault? In the first episode Hortense shows up, she moves away, but Chris says it's just the next town over and that Dan could easily go visit her before Dan just blows him off and abandons his relationship with her.

This art style isn't very appealing.

We hire 15 year olds all the time in Canada.

Yup.

Dan doesn't deserve happiness.

15 year olds are often super hot and begging for dick

Dan did nothing wrong

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Hortense's parents canonically signed paperwork allowing them to marry because he is rich as fuck and were hoping he would die of burger overdose and they'd be set for life.

time to make the doujin were he dies a month later
and then Dan dips his fry in her mayo.

and then the cops come.

No prison can hold Dan.

he gon get that freckly booty.

I worked as a gas station attendant when I was 12.

Girls in West Virginia don't get married that young. They just get knocked up.

It looks better in motion IMO, it looks a lot better than most cartoons airing on CN and Nick these days. Besides, it could've been worse

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Not by much. Just be honest and say the visuals aren't the appeal of Dan vs.

>somehow found a way
It's just the parents agreeing to sign paperwork for marriage

She's a big girl

4 you

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how did dan pay for anything

One of his crabby,bitchy vendettas got him into a court case that he either won or was settled for big money iirc. Which he now uses to live in motel, not work, and bother his married friend almost every day.

8.5/10
swap 'fellas' for 'boys', 'men' or 'guys' to get the meter right.

Dan Vs. is great in a cathartic sense, it's fun watching him actually come out on top in the end, and for a lot of his wild, paranoid vendettas actually being validated.

What it lacks in meter it makes up for in vocabulary and flow.

Also it's not mine; I read it in a joke book

I live in NYC and started working when I was 14. Granted it was a city job that I got through a program, but still.

Grew up in Ohio and had a job at a movie theater at 15, was just minimum wage but all the free movie tickets I wanted