RWBY/RT General #1396: Best Goddess Edition

>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't try to tell us it's good
>2. Read the Pastebin: pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion
>4. Don't believe their lies

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POOR
LITTLE
WHITE
MAGE

Weiss looks terrified and Yang looks kind of manly for a 17yr old girl.

Best mom

God bless Yssa.

JAUNE WILL FUCK WHITLEY INTO GOODNESS.

Raven was so fucking extra in that fight, I love her.

What if the reason Jaune has so much aura is because he's secretly leeching it off his friends?

Did not end with decapitated Yang
0/10

Leave Qrow to me

That's retarded and he had a large amount when he was first activated.

gotta keep the dream alive, m8.

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Pyrrha was exhausted when that happened though.

>Qrow vs. Tyrian pt 2
>Tyrian is able to kill Qrow this time
>Qrow takes Tyrian with him

That was literally the most hype thing in 2 volumes.

What are some characters that fit better in RWBY than most RWBY characters?

I hope he kidnaps Jaune and Qrow/Ozpin argue that it's not worth the risk to try to save him.

>That cute bubble butt.
Hnng

I thought we dead. You assured Salem that you killed him after you failed your one job; you didn't lie to Salem, did you?

I defy those trips, Whitley is FLAT.

You failed.

He has a BUBBLE BUT.

PAWB

>What are some characters that fit better in RWBY than most RWBY characters?
Doesn't that just mean you have an inaccurate view of what makes a RWBY character?

>trips and dubs truth

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Cant deny those numbers

Most people probably do.

sauce me the FUCK up

I just noticed the zippers

I don't know, all the characters introduced in V4+ are a departure from how characters were designed previously. Really muted compared to V1-3.

>Why does Ruby seem like such a child when she's with her group but with RNJR she feels more equal to them? I want to keep RNJR let WBY go off on their own, they barely talk to Ruby anyway the only thing Weiss has said to Ruby is that she's going to pour burning hot coffee on her and Blake and her just shared affirmative nods and Yang just reaffirmed to the little red idiot that yes, she does still love her even if she didn't wanna talk to her at that time.

Because she is the child of her group whereas with RNJR everyone has about the same emotional maturity.

I know, right? NJR has less emotional maturity than WBY, which is composed of a brat with daddy issues, a rageaholic adventuress, and a the living proof that the faunus deserve to be oppressed

Got it from the /aco/ thread, fampai

excellent, thanks user

Oh fuck he added in the zippers

nice.

>NJR has less emotional maturity than WBY,
I don't think that's true. If anything WBY are less mature than RNJR.

The idea that WBY are more mature than JNR is laughable.

WBY are the coalition of melodrama

>Jaune
>Mature

RNJR is the team that Ruby deserves

To be fair, JNR's issues are a lot less complex than WBY.

Will Exile #3 see the return of what ifs? They have become something of a lost art form.

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Y-you just wait. I'll bring down this filth some day
F L A T

>Threw a tantrum and nearly got Weiss killed because MUH PYRRHA when Qrow told them to calm down.

Literally the only time since the end of volume 3 he hasn't been the voice of reason and support for his group.

No.

I assume that's the joke

Getting "character development" in this show translates to becoming retarded. Remember Ren's whole... everything in v4?

>Jaune wanting revenge for Pyrrha's death is less complex than Weiss' family inheritance drama
>Ren and Nora resolving their troubled past and him killing the monster that destroyed his home and killed his parents while recognizing his mutual attraction to Nora is less complex than Yang's two scene PTSD and unresolved abandonment issues and Blake's faux college civil rights movement and abandonING issues

What were they supposed to do by staying calm in that situation?

>What are some characters that fit better in RWBY than most RWBY characters?

>Name follows the color rule (Margaret = Pearl. She makes sure you know as much. Also Moonlight can evoke a color)
>Dual-wields gun scythes in combat. Yes, dual-wields.
>Dresses in very impractical clothing in combat, including combat skirt.
>Fairly easy to cosplay with basic ass clothes you can buy online or in fetish shops.
>Has a theme song sung from her perspective that brags about how great she is.
>Hammy ass dialogue.

Pretty much the epitome of a RWBY character

JNR is also boring.

Will Jaune fuck the mean out of Whitley or will he fall to Whitley's charms?

Wot if you were going out with your waifu, and she confided in you that she could never be with someone who didn't have a colour name for idealogical reasons that she felt very strongly about?

I want Nora to jack my wiener off

Reminder she existed far before the color wars.

Depends, can Whitleys charm outlast Jaunes stamina?

Ruby deserves to have her own development arc, separate from Jaune's angst.

Seriously why does everyone want Jaune to fuck Whitley and Oscar so bad?

Reminder the reason the color wars happened is because Oz and Salem were bored one Tuesday night and decided to fuck with those cunt ass mortals

King of Vale my bony ass

The same reason people want Jaune to fuck anyone.

Because it started out as a joke but then we realized how hot it would be and came up with scenarios that are both hot and kinda heartwarming in cases with Whitley x Jaune.

>Ruby deserves to have her own development

Ruby will never develop. That's not what she's for. She is a prefab protagonist who exists for a specific purpose and asking for "development" and "depth" due to that typical retarded modernist fetish for character over role is monstrously selfish.

WAA ME SAD ABOUT PYRRAH

ME SAD ABOUT PENNY

stfu we get it

>Trying to tell Salem what she wants
Hope you got a fetish for being choked Leo

Could be worse.
They could be sad about your life.

Being your parents must suck.

Will Jaune have angst? Assuming next episode ends with everyone thinking Cinder is dead, then he'll be on top of the world - he awoke his semblance, saved the life of one of his friends, and his most hated enemy is dead.

Because White Knight is the enemy.

what

>Jaune's angst

Too bad. His smile has been restored and he is going full devotion paladin now.

I'm saying your parents are sad that they raised such a pathetic loser.

>Kara ships her and Miles' characters
>clear ulterior motives

Do you think Miles has bagged every other RWBY girl in addition to Arryn? Do you think he flaunts it to Kerry every day?

It's hot.

And what else is there to talk about

Because at least 7.22 posters in every RWBYg thread are faggots.

How well would based Harvey do in the world of RWBY?

>fanfiction.net/u/3051641/Troumvirate

DO you think this guy posts here?

Who the fuck is he

I wouldn't doubt it.

Woah. You must really not watch the news...

I take it you don't watch much news.
Or read much news.
Or post on boards outside of Sup Forums.

Sorry. I don't read fanfiction that doesn't involve people getting fucked.

Disagree there. I don't think RWBY as a show handles angst well and there's much more of that on team RWBY...

You're missing out friend

What if Ruby asked you if you wanted to eat some Tide Pods with her?

I wouldn't worry. I already get my daily recommended amount of autism through other sources.

Would my aura protect me?

Tell her I had a big lunch but she can go ahead and knock herself out.

Blake is sad. Say something to cheer her up.

Hit on the head with a rolled up newspaper and say "No".

Joke that got out of hand. Kind of hot when you think of it.

Your friends love you and accept you for who you are.

Blake is best girl.

Shitty kitty is pretty

>Joke

Weiss wants you to raw her.

Harvey Weinstein.
He's a very powerful Hollywood Jew who has produced hundreds of movie films since the 1980's, many of them major Hollywood blockbusters.

It's come to light that, for over 30 years, he's been using his position of power to solicit sexual favors from most young actresses in Hollywood just starting out.
Think of any Hollywood starlet that came into popularity from since the mid-80's.
9/10 times, you'll think of somebody that Harvey Weinstein coerced into sucking, licking, jerking, grinding, riding, and every other thing you can do to a dick, to his dick. The majority of them only made it into Hollywood because they whored themselves out to Harvey.

And then one actress spoke out against it.
And then a bunch of others followed suite.
And then they started pointing out a bunch of other men in Hollywood that were doing it to, as well as covering for Harvey.

Get his legs broken

You don't deserve Sun or Yang but they care about you anyway

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A really shitty joke.

Why is she shaking like that?