Obsseses over some bitch at his high school

>Obsseses over some bitch at his high school
>Could have fucked his aunt instead but didn’t

Explain this.

Peter may be white but he isn’t a Republican.

Aunt May isn’t a blood relative

It was his fucking Aunt

neither are you

And? You’re saying you wouldn’t fuck your Aunt if she was hot?

Because Peter's smart enough to know that while boning his Aunt would be hot in the moment, once they both cum, they'd both have a deep regret over it.

If she looked like that.... yes

Very hard

He's basically his mother
Not everyone is as creepy as you, stop projecting

Yeah, because Americans are the ones pushing for lax incest laws and "ethical cp", not the Democrats.

He should have been fucking Karen instead

>Yeah, because Americans are the ones pushing for lax incest laws and "ethical cp", not the Democrats.

What are you even trying to say here?

What about the comic Trouble? According to that she's his biological mother. And a whore.

Then where's the fun?

Hey, my mother-in-law isn't a blood relative and I'd still damn near ruin my marriage to fuck her.

>american democrats aren't american

I'd rather Tom get dicked by another twink.

Man, hot aunts are an issue. Mine is pretty hot, even at her age. I wouldn't lie if I said I wouldn't be tempted, but something would just tell me not to do it... I hope.

>"ethical cp"

Wut?

Citation needed

can you fuckers go 5 minutes

They literally can't. On the other hand that means that despite their numbers dwindling towards 30% of population, every single one of them remembers to vote. So they still get to act like they've got some sort of silent majority.

Who is they?

I'm talking about partisan jokers shitting up every corner of the internet with political debate. I just want to talk about spiderman pseudo-incest in peace

ITT:

>is a good thread turns into Sup Forumsmblr episode

Karen is the best girl in the entire MCU

Rent free

How is there not fan art of a hologram Karen?

>He's basically his mother

OSBORN YOU MADMAN

I'm sending this to your wife

Stop looking at so much porn.

There's a porn comic, but I dunno if it leaked yet.

I would absolutely fuck two of my aunts.
Who gives a shit?

Well he's right

Two of your aunts

Which one was he actually related to, his aunt or his uncle?

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>Which one was he actually related to, his aunt or his uncle?

Uncle. Aunt May is totally not related by blood, putting her in play.

Honestly, I've had thoughts about my much older cousin when she brings her sweater puppies to the family Christmas party. If we were alone and she came on to me, and I was drunk enough not to spill my spaghetti, I'd totally go along with it as far as she wanted to go.

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I'm assuming he means people that vote in the US. Which is situated at a very admirable 30-40%.

Fucking your aunt is wrong.

The only blood related incest that is allowed is fucking your cousin so long as they are are your 2nd cousin or more.

Did you miss the point of Homecoming? Peter is the stupidest fucker in the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe.

>What's going on Aunt May?

or a protagonist in an anime

He was sure Liz wouldn't go all the way with him. He was playing the long game, because Peter is a closest homosexual using Liz as his beard to hide the true apple of his eye, Tony Stark. Aunt May is lonely woman and she'd be lonely enough to go all the way.

You mean he’s not a Muslim. Whites have the lowest rate of incest.

Neat can you explain some more?

>Whites have the lowest rate of incest.

Oh you poor ignorant Sup Forumstard. Europe is a cesspool for incest.

Did anyone save that greentext Sup Forums did?

Man, it would be awkward after the deal is done. Like, you stand up and take a breath and she looks at herself all sweety and has your fluids mixed with hers in her crotch. And then you look at your penis and it sinks in, you both just fucked and the shame and the moral hangover.

I bet you would avoid eye contact entirely after it.

Prove it relative to the rest of the world where goat fuckers reign supreme.

That's kind of hot.

I don't know.

Just imagine her, lying right next to you. Sweat come out of her glistening skin, she is breathing heavily and is having a hard time collecting her thoughts. You look at the ceiling and then you let out a sight.

She touches her lips, she still can taste yours. They are sweet and yet oddly rough. Her hand goes to her tights. The mixture of her juices with yours smells weird and yet, it's intoxicating. She goes even further and touches the entrance of her sensitive vagina, she can touch the cum coming out of her and this makes her feel a mixture of shame, fear and an incredible rush of adrenaline.

You look at your cock, it looks strange for some reason. To see it painted with the fluids of her vaginal walls is such a weird thing. Almost as if her pussy marked your dick with them.

This whole deal is bizarre. You both leave the bed without looking at each other. You don't look at each other. It would all feel so awkward.

I read somewhere that black people have historically never engaged in cousin fucking, which white people did up until 1900 (and still do in Europe). I never actually studied this, so I could be talking out of my ass, but still.

Imagining my aunt doing this, I need to go fap now.

No, I mean now. Right now. Present. The current day. Not the past. Contemporary. In between the past and the future.

Considering how many African tribes are basically one big family complete with a patriarch serving as chief, seems like a load of horseshit.

is it bad if i automatically assume frank miller wrote it?

Why would Peter commit incest, when he can have sex with a nubian queen like MJ

BOOM BIG REVEAL

Whoa nelly there, Jon Snow. Reign it it. Not okay for us common folk.

But she's only his aunt by marriage, so it's fair game.

I've fucked my cousins so I don't see why not.