Why doesn't he just kill Spongebob?

Why doesn't he just kill Spongebob?

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He secretly has a crush on him.

So does my sister.

How exactly can you kill him? The guy is durable as fuck.

He is in hell, Bikini Bottom is his punishment for his misdeeds in life. h can't kill Spongebob or Patrick or himself. He is doomed to live with it forever.

this, imagine having a bloodlusted spongebob after you

Dry him out until he's dead and let women use him as a tampon.

Wouldn't that rehydrate him and now is enraged because he tasted blood?

But he's trapped in some girl's pussy. Can't exactly escape.

>Killing him will get him in trouble
>He probably couldn't even do it since Spongebob's a tank
>Spongebob is pretty much one of the few people who likes and believes in him (ignoring nu Spongebob anyway) which is worth something even if he is annoying as fuck

Didn't he try once? With a pie?

That was an accident. He didn't know it was a bomb and just wanted to give Spongebob any old pie to satisfy Krabs event thing of giving each other gifts

I think the only one who purposely wanted and tried to kill Spongebob was Mrs. Puff

Spongebob being annoying is the only thing that distracts Squidward from his memories of what happened in Da Nang.

Also ignoring nu Spongebob Squidward sees him as an obnoxious younger brother in a way but would never admit it.

That is some gorgeous art just for a "Squidward Vietnam Flashback" joke. I love it.

He likes it when people pay attention to him

Well it's not like he can hurt you much either.

Because then he wouldn't be able to get Spongebob back.

>this nigga hasn't felt a bubble exploding on his skin.

Why doesn't he just rape Spongebob?

>t.

He doesn't have a penis.

>You have to rape him Squidward, it's the only way to put an end to his reign of terror.

Same reason you don't kill your annoying neighbors.

even in older spongebob it is shown that has some little amount of care for the guy,think about some old episode like squidville from season two,where he somehow miss spongebob and leaves, or in pizza delivery where he is really upset about the customer actitude towards sponge bob and takes revenge for him and evens lie to him to make him feel better, or the cristmass special from season two where he pretends to be santa claus so sponge bob doesn`t feel bad. squidward has always been a jerk with a somewhat heart of gold, and has always care for spongebob in some way, at the end of the day i think he knows that both spongebob and patrcik are his only friends

How would sponge bob react to being raped

Says you.

he'll be thrown away eventually. Spongebob logic would call that the trash will end up in the sea

Too many holes, would take too much time.

After continuously being unbirthed for six months straight he would be too mentally scarred to do anything but lay there.

Should I start dumping squidbob porn to test the mods

He would look like THIS while it happens and will sound like THIS the whole time.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATSTF6QvCM

>squidward is an rude,grumpy and socially maladjusted lonely middle age man
damn squiwards works so well as a ptsd trauma ridden veteran character, he is like the old man from gran torino but he also plays the clarinet, hell you can even say that he learned to play the clarinet in the army band, damn this works all so well
i imagine now squidward alone in the burning jungle at night, all his team mates dead, all the enemies dead too, he is all alone, the silence is killing him, and he just takes out his clarinet and starts playing a requiem for his friends on it, it sounds terrible because he is scarred and sad and he is a bad player anyways, so he stop midways, thinking his friends deserves a better requiem song, his friends the civilians and even his enemies, everyone that die in that senseless stupid war deserve a better requiem, so he is going to learn how to play, he is going to learn how to play good and play a great requiem for everyone in that jungle, and them, maybe them he will be able to look at his friends to the face, because at least he played a good requiem,maybe them he will a allow himself some peace, and maybe even pay his old friends a visit to show them his new song, untill that day, he will keep practicing,because thats the only thing that makes sense anymore, thats all he can do now

You stop that

sorry user, i know i dont write that well but i just coudln`t resist the inspiration

and them he would end like in that episode episode where he is scared to go out, i had an accident,he would just locked himself in his house scared to go out

his history is how he got hired at the krusty krab

How do you know what hole to rape sponge in