Be Russian

>thinking "Mexico will pay for it" is hyperbole
You doubt Kek

Y u want to move to burgertown?

J1 postdoc.
J1 is a non-immigrant status. No way to get a greencard. Apparently being here illegally at least qualifies you for an amnesty.

> tfw no russian police gf

Brexit fags opinion doesn't matter, take care of your shithole first ya stupid brit