Who ends up topping?

Who ends up topping?

Depends. Fighting or fucking?

Depends on the writer, as always. Is pic related stronger than Thor? Might help gauge this.

Thor teleports him to the microverse. No more Superman.

The walls of microverse are broken by a single punch. Superman arrives, sings the music of the universe and Thor is done.

man that is the gayest way to start a vs thread i ever read.
back on topic, we actually had JLA vs Avengers answer that for us.

Depends on which version of the characters you're using, but in most matchups Superman would dominate. His whole thing is being stronger and better than anyone else. Thor is without a doubt a far more skilled warrior, but Supes has so much raw strength and invulnerability that it wouldn't matter.

Fucking? Probably Thor would top. Clark seems to be more passive unless something piss him off.

Mastered Odinforce which is also magic so Supes is anally fucked

Thor is no bottom so he will be on the top leading the way. Superman seems more like a bottom and willing to let his partner take the lead.

Supes is kind so he'd switch. Thor tops most of the time

>it's another Superman vs thread

But honestly, pitting Superman against anybody is really aimless.
A better match up would be Shazam/Captain Marvel vs. Thor.

Well, he crossdressed once.

Who tops?

The one with the dyke haircut

Nah I bet she loves being dominated

They switch.

This one's easy.
The one who likes choking other people with her "lasso of truth".

Plot backs Superman all the fucking time between him and Magic Powered Bricks with his powers.

A whistle is all it takes

>His whole thing is being stronger and better than anyone else.
Not true, and you would think DCucks would know that DC is a small time company when compared with Marvel.
DC needs to sell most of their IPs to Marvel if they expect to win any fights again in a potential new crossover.

Why does Wonder Woman's armor have a belly button?

I like to think they're both power bottoms, so Clark would probably be willing to top for him.

>that DC is a small time company when compared with Marvel.

Laderbro, no wife, no life?
No girlfriend? Your right hand is tired and you can't with the left?
Even that diaper you must wear MUST need changing some times?
And is Bezos delivery of hot pockets any way to eat?