Why didn't Hank ever go to jail?
Hank hill is guilty of the following crimes:
-Assault
-Battery
-Buying narcotics
-Stealing a tank
-Destruction of property
-Prostitution
-Manslaughter
-Fraud
-Grand Theft Auto
-Negligence
-Domestic Violence
-Destruction of Evidence
-Murder 1
Because he's the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County.
he doesn't act like a left wing commie
so he gets the benefit of the doubt when it comes to most crimes
only time he did come under intense scrutiny was when Debbie died
and that was because Debbie was a pretty blond women
>only time he did come under intense scrutiny was when Debbie died
well that and when he got unintentionally involved in blowing up that car dealership
Nobody ever put charges on him.
Same reason you haven't been ticketed every day of your life you've ever driven over the speed limit.
Never underestimate having a Texas Ranger for a best friend.
>-Prostitution
>-Manslaughter
>-Fraud
>-Grand Theft Auto
>-Domestic Violence
Imma need a few citations here, bud
>Domestic Violence
He did lock Peggy in a box that one time.
He went to jail multiple times once to talk to bill another time for boomhauer car also he went to jail in the Canadian episode, he has buck strickland to bail him out
>prostitution
The episode where he aided and abetted a prostitute in his house
>Manslaughter
debby
>Fraud
Helping the propane 4 with price fixing
>GTA
Him, dale and bill stole Boomhauers car, ms sally
>DV
hitting bobby, peggy
>hitting bobby
When?
also Hank didnt kill debby, debby killed debby
>>GTA
>Him, dale and bill stole Boomhauers car, ms sally
Fun Fact, Grand Theft Auto is only GTA when the persons who car got stolen reports it that way.
That was obviously friends working things out.
Statute of limitations man
Plus they were all friends. Boomhauers only gonna be mad at the boys for man talkin bout maybe two weeks man
But he did
He never hit Bobby or Peggy
>I don't understand criminal law
The post.
He's technically hit Bobby, but never abused him. He's hit him while play fighting with him, which obviously doesn't count, and when he was teaching him how to box/wrestle.
Hitting Peggy though? I can't recall that. Shoving her sometimes, but never roughly or abusively.
If you're going to play that game, might as well ask why most of the cast never got extensive jail time either.
Probably because anyone can see Hank is a huge repressed dork who visibly cringes when he hears the word penis and assumes he's telling the truth any time he get inadvertently wrapped up in bullshit
And then unintentionally threatened the real criminals with blackmail to get Bobby lifetime discounts.
Because he's a white normie, so police won't take a second look at him
Have you ever been to Texas? This shit happens so often in my neighborhood it's just how it is. Unless someone dies or kids are involved, cops don't care.
I'm pretty sure he did go to jail at some point, forgot what episode. Him and his friends have certainly gotten in trouble with the cops on multiple occasions
>Prostitution
Protecting a Ho from her pimp
>Manslaughter
Accidents happen
>Fraud
Dude didn't know
>GTA
Statue of limitations
>DV
They had it coming. Boy ain't right and Peggy's a bitch
There's one episode where they get in a really tense fight and Hank finally just kicks her in shin. Then it breaks the tension and they both start laughing about it and make up.
He went to jail on purpose by backing into a police car so he could speak to Bill, who falsely confessed to a string of murders.