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ITT: Cringy dialogues
Camden Garcia
Joshua Fisher
Gavin Hughes
Michael Peterson
Josiah Scott
And this
Juan Smith
Holly menstruation! This is literally me
Charles Gomez
And yet ADfags will defend this.
Levi Collins
Any iconic quote of Darkseid’s.
Easton Reyes
Is the 14 year old girl the one saying this?
Angel Gutierrez
She’s 15 and yes. I can usually get past strange dialogue but this scene made me burst out laughing
Chase Williams
Adam Gomez
Jaxson White
You mean like dialogs written by Bendis?
Aaron King
>Sup Forums thinks this is good comics
Christ
Henry Myers
Not if you hear them in Michael Ironside's voice.
Caleb Cooper
She was trying to egg him on, as retarded as it sounds. It's fine.
Isaiah Roberts
Honestly, I don't hate America
If you went back 60 years, she's exactly the kind of hero that was being created
She's basically Superman but female and hispanic looking, Super strong hero who hails from a utopia struck by disaster, not only that but she also pushes forward whatever agenda the writer wanted. Like Superman did, but it's really easy to see because the average American is smarter. She's just another power fantasy hero, who gievs a shit?
Carter Sullivan
Bendis?
Cooper Nguyen
Yes, Bendis the comic book writer.
Caleb King
The problem with America is not the concept bahind it all.
It's the god-awful execution. It's the google-translate spanglish, the shit writing, the cringeworthy details, the dialog, the phoned-in art. And while you could give the artist a pass (just imagine, you wait for a gig and all you get is fucking America. You just need two minutes and the script to realize it's not going to work so why bother putting in more effort than necessary?), the writer has no excuse for being so shit at everything.
Keep in mind, she didn't come up with the concepts behind America, she was already an established character. That's the worst part. Nothing of what she did was remotely good and that's impressive. It takes effort to be this bad at everything.
Bentley Hall
It's clearly a monologue, ya dip
Jace Gonzalez
>she's a bad mama jama
Sebastian Turner
I like Aaron but he really shouldn't be writing this kind of character. He's straight fantasy stuff is fun
Kayden Hall
Bendis is a comic book writer?
Colton Powell
yes, he writes comics.
Jaxson White
>character whose "superpower" is literally knowing she's in a comic book universe and who exploits tropes
>knowing how to egg on a huge egomaniac whose biggest flaw is he's a huge egomaniac
I see no problem here.
Jace Richardson
>ordering bacon
wat
Is this someone namedropping a reddit-tier meme ten years after its death or is there a rational explanation?
Gavin Collins
Nathan Anderson
Nolan Watson
Alright, you asked for it.
Matthew Morris
John Lopez
Gavin Ortiz
>all those repeated panels
Penciling a story for Bendis must be the easiest shit ever.
William Ortiz
I imagine you'd feel kinda dirty doing it, though.
Easton Reyes
....i refuse to believe this isn't edited.
Brandon Diaz
Aiden Baker
Connor Reed
I feel like a casual would drop this immediately after taking one like at this page
Grayson Gomez
jesus, why doesn't he just write a book?
Luis Sanchez
>Hitting someone who's restrained/given up
FEMINISM!
Luke Ross
''I-it was shit on purpose!!!''
Hunter Ross
Yeah, I just gathered these from a Bendis thread. I'm not sure how real all of them are, although certain ones are obviously not shopped.
Bentley Roberts
I'm guessing his books would have a giant dull chunk of exposition before the damn story gets started, like a lot of fantasy books do.
Connor Ortiz
Carson Nelson
Angel Gutierrez
The copy-pasted panels are trash, but at least they are serviceable. They tell me who is speaking and what they're saying, even if every single word that comes out of their mouth is some inane crap I couldn't care less about.
But this makes me furious. Imagine having to read a fucking novel before you even realize about who's speaking. In the cop one, at least, after you execute the physically painful action of looking at the bottom of the page, looking back up, and start reading, you can at least rest assured that Left = Fat Cop and Right = Other Cop. In the Luke Cage one you actually have to be mindful of what the fuck you are reading to be sure not to get confused. Jesus Christ.
Chase Hughes
...and last but not least, the cherry on the shit sundae.
Benjamin Robinson
>retard doesn't understand the difference between bad-but-appropriate-writing and just plain bad writing
The character is shit but what she is doing is appropriate within the context of her character. No one is defending Gwenpool.
Daniel Rogers
>cringly dialogues
>posts a monologue
Michael Morris
>>retard doesn't understand the difference between bad-but-appropriate-writing and just plain bad writing
The problem is that the rest of the comic is filled with bad writting all over the place
and let's not start with the HORRIBLE artwork
Jason Garcia
>The character is shit but what she is doing is appropriate within the context of her character
This is how we spot the waifufag ''the character is shit but somehow I know about her to know that the context makes the dialogue about farts not shit''
Bentley Miller
Not him, but
>any time any character makes a bad joke it's bad writing and not at all a part of a character
seriously?
Chase Myers
>>any time any character makes a bad joke it's bad writing and not at all a part of a character
>seriously?
You write a scene about a character ''egging'' another character while being funny.
Robert Rogers
Did she rape him?
Angel Stewart
"Literally intrigued" is just....amazing. Never gets old. State of the art writing. Generations from now will look back at this and mark it down as the start of a new age of literature.
John Miller
Nice digits.
You're giving comic book artists too much credit, I think.
Liam Jones
I am absolutely a better artist than that, and I have crippling self-esteem issues.
Sebastian Ross
That one actually makes sense given the character.
Chase Hernandez
pyw
Oliver Kelly
>holding a sword by the blade
Austin Sullivan
>ghost legs that let you see the floor
And according to Gwenpool faggots, this artwork is not the worst among all Marvel books, some of them even argue that this looks like the regular artist
Blake Davis
ASS TO ASS
Blake Reed
I can't post every episode of Steven Universe.
Alexander Richardson
I haven't actually drawn much in a while, but this is what I was working on last.
Brody Martinez
Hunter Murphy
Of course the Ultra Devil would try to shit on something like this.
Shoo, shoo.
John Anderson
what is the point WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
Matthew Lewis
They know Carol Danvers.
Christopher Murphy
>that fucking self insert character
every fucking time
Ryan Adams
>Pls don't shit on this shitty exposition because it's from rebirth.
Caleb Wood
I remember trying to read this online one night a few years ago and actually getting a headache and dropping it
Daniel Hughes
I haven't read a DC comic since Rotworld started dragging and Dial H got an art downgrade for the fourth time. There's room for heart and sincerity in the medium, you colossal faggot.
Liam Harris
I refuse to believe these are real.
Adrian Johnson
>Expository dialogue and one dimensional characters is heart and sincerity.
Cameron Green
I doubt that you aren't religiously reading Superman and Super sons if you're defending Tomasi.
Angel Cruz
>Letting random strangers turn you into a hermit
Was this girl homeschooled? Usually, the crippling anxiety and stress of school is suppose to toughen you up for awkward social encounters and uncomfortable situations in the real world.
This is the equivalent of stepping in dog shit and letting it ruin your life.
Jacob Peterson
This is literally impossible to read
Liam Moore
Believe whatever you want, I'm just sick of the edgy cynicism that won't fuck off. Anything that at least tries to go in the other direction is worth praising.
Christian Gray
As someone that goes on /ic/ dats bretty gud. I can appreciate the artstyle for what it is.
Elijah Cruz
>Try battling cancer
Don't actual people with cancer hate it when you call it "battling cancer"?
Daniel Parker
Why's that?
Jace Peterson
Hunter Green
Because you aren't battling anything. You're just hoping that whatever your doctors are doing works. I have a friend who went through chemo as a kid and he said that "battling" rhetoric made him depressed since he felt that maybe he wasn't fighting enough, but it wasn't up to his mindset really.
I dunno, it's such a bad cliched line for Aaron to include as something a cancer patient would say to a space viking.
Brody Phillips
I should point out that's not an original design of mine, but I do genuinely appreciate the compliment: means I was able to reproduce it somewhat faithfully.
Joseph Lee
Cancer patients don't care about semantics.
Lincoln Lee
I'm not "battling cancer". I'm trying to keep a positive attitude hoping that this time the chemo sticks and, if it doesn't, at least it doesn't metastasize into an unoperable place.
For other people, it's hoping the chemo is strong enough to reduce the cancer to a size that can be extracted.
For other, it's just waiting to die.
In any of the cases, you're not doing anything but voluntarily putting poison in your veins. "Battle" implies you're actively fighting something. You don't. Cancer is not under your control, it's not something you can change.
Nothing you can do affects the chance of the chemo working. You just wait and hope for the best.
You accept that there's some thing beyond your control and make peace with the fact that you are possibly going to die, or you go mad with grief. But you'd be surprised what kind of things people get used to.
Adam Williams
dangit bobby
Oliver Evans
Because a battle ends.
Many forms of cancer can come back to bite you in the ass again, even years after succesful treatment.
And because one of the hardest things to deal with when struggling with cancer is the powerlessness. The fact that your getting better depends on so many factors that can hardly be predicted, you never have any idea of whether or not your condition will worsen suddenly or just stay slow so it can be treated.
"Help us in the battle against cancer" is a cool catchphrase made up by associations and such for fundraising. It sounds a lot better than "help us so we can maybe find new ways to helpe people not die too soon because holy shit cancerology is insanely complicated". Much like the term "the cure for cancer" which is equally stupid as there are as many required cures as there are types of cancer.
Jonathan Rogers
What's the context behind this
Is this real
Carter Fisher
It's absolutely real.
Jaxson Campbell
In that case.what's the context behind it.was it just typical feminist bullshit or was there an actual reason for it?
Blake Anderson
Christian Barnes
Are there any edgy writers who are actually good and not just cringeworthy? Millar, Ellis and Ennis just come off as nerds trying way too hard to be cool
Adam Howard
>edgy writers who are not just cringeworthy
That's an oxymoron.
Ayden Lee
you got somewhere you post what you have done? this is some nice stuff.
Julian Torres
>she's a bad mama jama
New headcanon, Loki is actually John Dorian.
Nathan Lewis
Who is this qt3.14
Luke Allen
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