Why are nerdy beta guys in cartoons always attracted to slutty women who will never show them any reciprocation until...

why are nerdy beta guys in cartoons always attracted to slutty women who will never show them any reciprocation until they become land-whales that no other man will touch, but even then will leave their beta man for a cheating x on a whimsy?

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It's realistic

no it isnt. Nerdy guys just jack-off to porn and dont bother going for girls at all.

I want a show where the nerdy guy keeps pining over the "approachable" girl next door who treats him like a best friend, only to eventually get shot down and find out the slutty girl is really nice.

Goddamn, /r9k/. You realize your hangups are part of the reason, right?

Is this level of pathetic projection a joke or bait or something?

Wendy wasn't a slut what the hell

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why the fuck so many internet betas self insert as the beta MC?

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With Lincoln and Dipper specifically, I blame incestfags for a huge chunk of the overall numbers though I know what you mean.

Because you can't make a cartoon about a bunch of whiny bitches that shitpost a taiwanese papercraft message board on a saturday night.

>Wendy admitted she knew about Dipper's crush the whole time but constantly took advantage of his feelings for favors
Dipper and Robbie should've just ditched Wendy and became bros.

>Wendy wasn't a slut
She tells Mabel the long list of guys she's been with, even stating she forgot to break up with one and then proceeds to start dating Robbie.

Big slut.

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and even after she shot Dipper down they STILL had him pining for her.

Star vs?

The comics are probably going to have several stories dedicated to his crush.

i would believe it... they wasted a ton of episodes on pointless Wendy... why not more?

QED

>Lincoln
>Beta
Dudes pulled more chicks than most of the other male leads in cartoons put together.

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>loudhousefags think their headcanons are real
Delusional. Lincoln is a beta cuck who apologizes to his sisters all the time for stuff that's their fault more than Dipper has.

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Would you quit with this shit? Humans are not wolves or gorillas. Human society provides so many opportunities for pair bonding that you can't be blocked by one extended family member, or even one million other humans. You can't get a mate because you suck and nobody wants you. Nobody.

There are no betas. There are losers. You are a loser. Stop being such a loser.

Self insert and relatable (not a word according to google)

Beta is just another word for loser, it's a meme

This, I’s Rather a protagonist have no hope rather than false hope. It doesn’t waste time on dead-end plots and would be a nice change of pace.

Hey, Remember how she had so many boyfriends that she had forgetten to break up with some of them?

"People" just use a handy collection of insults nowadays. If it somehow applies, then it applies. I'm pretty sure it's those same people who would associate themselves to be "lone wolves" without even knowing what that means.

If it even has one it’ll be not worth buying.