How do you appease him when he comes into your room at midnight?

How do you appease him when he comes into your room at midnight?

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just give him 2 dollars.

I really hope some alternative toy company makes rubber figurines of freddie soon

Stretch Armstrong Freddie Freaker WHEN?

Post ends 4

Freak at door

Post ends 2

Freak got you

Nah, i dont want a stretch version, just either an articulated one or even a simple solid plastic one will do.

I really want to see images of the other characters from the cancelled toy line, wouldnt it be great if someone got a hold of the molds and actually made them like that alien line from a few years ago

Fall to my knees and beg that he share with me what's scammin' from New York to L.A.

"PEETAH FREDDY FREAKERS DANCING IN OUR LIVINGROOM"

If there was a Freddie Freaker cartoon show...

1. What would his catch phrase be?

2. Would you watch it?

3. Would you actively search for Rule 34 of it?

4. What would the fan following be like?

Here's hoping

jesus fucking christ

holy FUCK

>Middle of the morning
I swear to God I'll actually be spooked for the rest of the night if I roll badly

Here's hoping for a 3

So the freak doesn't get me

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rip

Please have mercy

COME AT ME BITCH

Appease him?

Oh no no my friend, my erect dick and lack of any kind of shame says he's going to please me.

>What would his catch phrase be?
"2 dollars a call"

>Would you watch it?
of course every episode

>Would you actively search for Rule 34 of it?
god no

>What would the fan following be like?
the complete opposite of Rick and Morty's fanbase where only intellectuals can grasp the concept

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I welcome the Freakening.

Bring it on

>Things don’t happen in-universe like that anymore

He’d be in a cutaway.

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Rolando

>2
The Freak has come for you

>Grabbing the nation, doing the freak

guys he already won

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"What's scammin'?"
Yes to both
It'd be a kiddy version of Conker's Bad Fur Day and have lots of odd waifus and husbandos to boot

I hope my post ends in 9 so the freak calls his own hotline

Peta, Freddy freaka is at the door

youtube.com/watch?v=b4RSF5JswRs

>One Freak. Two Freak. Three Freak. Four.
>Now the Freak is knocking on your door.
>Seven Freak. Nine Freak. Eight Freak. Two.
>Now the Freak is coming for you.

EUGH, IS THAT FRED-URGH

Here I go
Pray for Moe

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ITS THE FREAK PHONE

To avoid a terrible fate, I'll kill myself on webcam if I get 2 or 4.

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If Freakness is within your heart and your mind is at peace, you have nothing to worry about OP. He only wants to show you what's scamming from New York to LA.

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I am not afraid of you, Freaker

>not taking inflation into account

You poor, poor fool. May you find your way to the party in the afterlife, the fast and easy way.

I'm no Dobson, sorry

>Part 1

Why am I rolling

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Can we call this a "cursed image"?

Gurg

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1 freak
2 freak
3 freak
4

Give me that sweet, sweet 4.

$2 in January 1987 is $4.46 this year.

freddiefreaker.com/
what is this shit

No freakie plz

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Come on you piece of shit, I'll take you on

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Freak me Freddie
I am reddie

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>$4.46

I'M RUINED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

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oh god

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Whats the deal with phone numbers in the USA having letters at the end? How do you even enter these on your phone?

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OH GOD NO

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Where are the artists? I want my rule 63 thicc shortstack Freddie Freaker.

DON'T FREAK ME

no, you dial 1-900-490 and then you FREAK and hope it was good enough.

Reminder that the company that was contracted to make the puppet actually made it articulated so the arms could move but the people making the commercial were too stupid to realize this so they just left him in the jesus pose the entire time.

Phones have several letters associated with a number on most digits.

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So FREAK would be 37325?
Wouldnt simply calling the Number 190049037325 be easier?

For just dialing when you have the number in front of you? Sure.
But most people can't remember a long string of random digits. 1-900-490-FREAK is way catchier.

It's easier to remember a word than a string of numbers. It's why pretty much most infomercial dealies do that

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Rape me daddy

HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS

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Take me, Freak

Is this "freak" some kind of supernatural entity? I need to take a reading.

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Hmmm

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GAHHHH

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Hated fighting this guy in Kingdom Hearts

Try me

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Open up bitch boy.

I fear no man, but that Freddie.....it freaks me.

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Freddy Freaker is a fucking faggot who will never get me

Time to get my freak on

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Time to let the freak in, you mean.

I not only accept the end, but embrace it.

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I'm ready for Freddy

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blood for the blood god

i'll give him a penny and i'll tell him to get the fuck outta my room

Freddy ain't freakin' me tonight.

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I defy you, false god

Please Freddy, come end me.

What happened when you called him anyway?

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Good riddance to bad rubbish.

No one has lived to tell anyone.

He's not just at your door, squidward! He's coming for you!

I have no words.

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i'll fuck you up freddie

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What if freddy gets freaky with you