HE'S GOT A SWORD!

HE'S GOT A SWORD!

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How did that happen?

YOU FOOL...
WE'VE ALL GOT SWORDS!

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I'll get'm.
Yeah yi yeaaah

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Guys, that's now how your pronounce "sword"

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oh mY GOSH HE'S GOT A SPOOOOON

Leave 'em to me, Sup Forums...

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Well I feel foolish.

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En Guardia mono!

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Well this is how it happened last time we had this thread...

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absolute cringe, never fucking post again you autist

That's not an monkey! That's an elf!

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youtube.com/watch?v=YiS9Inm1oBs

user...

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Oh nevermind, you're that conniefag.

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> STANDING HERE
I REALIZE

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When will they learn?

Look, dad.. I.. I didn't save it, my friend that was over last night... he was transferring porn from his flashdrive and that must've been on it, he's a pleb... dad please don't give me the 9gag treatment again, i don't use 9gag!

NIGGERS GOT A GUN!
SHOOT HIM!

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heh

YOU FOOL!
WE'RE ALL NIGGERS!

Based abu

I can't! They were all confiscated!

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Remember when the Ashbringer was a genuinely legendary weapon that even the corrupted version people scrambled to get? Remember when WoW took some level of effort to form groups that encouraged the MMO of MMORPG?

I do, it hurts a little.

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Dig my blade, babe

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This can only end one way.

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You brought a sword to a gunfight fella.

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Oh wait!
The criminals never turned in their guns because they don't obey laws...
...
What we need is another LAW!

Why did they put the swords back at the end, instead of stabbing each other?

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We all have guns!

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I guess you could say some monkey business is going down

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Damn it carlos

Funnier moment in the film

holy shit.
10/10

YOU IDIOTS. WE'VE ALL GOT SAUCE!

CARLOS

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Yohoho, he took a bite of gum-gum.

I'm still playing it. And enjoying it.

Good thing we have a trained police force so we don't have to rely on tiny-dicked faggots who like to think they're Frank Castle for protection.

Go luck calling the police the next time you're being stabbed.

The cops will show up just in time to give you a nice chalk outline.

>being able to defend yourself mean you think you're the Punisher

What did libcuck mean by this?

Needs one of those button presser meme image macros

>The police are evil murdering thugs who should be demilitarized and disarmed.
Or
>The police are our only defense against crime and should be the only people allowed to carry guns.

>Everyone who doesn't agree with me is a hivemind

Dave the Barbarian was too good to last.

You mean to tell me you aren't?

>police is rayciss against minorities
>no guns for civilians though

U wot m8

We need help to get out of this situation.
QUICK
SOMEBODY CALL THAT FUCKING CRAB

knives arent illegal though? Just use a fucking knife or a gun that doesn't shoot a gorrilion bullets a second
fucking kids are getting killed in schools and we have cucks going "b-but what if I get stabbed?!?"
when was the last time you were in illonois, 20 and being mugged?

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> gun that doesn't shoot a gorrilion bullets a second
That's every civilian gun in the US though. No assault rifle has ever been used in a mass shooting.

Thats a good point!
Thanks for picking one single thing in the post and correcting it and acting like the entire thing was wrong though! If thats the case then you have nothing to worry about right?

Your post made it seem as though you're okay with people using guns for self defense. The guns that people use for self defense are the exact same as the ones that you claim are murdering kids with millions of bullets a second.

Dammit Carlos

people who want to defend themselves buy a handgun. rednecks who want to pretend they're Rambo or Frank Castle have ARs

What is topping them from stashing their guns until they are 21? Or what if the firearm is in their parents name?

I mean... Lets beat the monkey to death with another monkey!

Is that the Gintama movie?

Your first instinct wouldn't be to reclaim your sheath?
You rack-a disciprine.

Put it down

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i know this is b8 but in pennsylvania there was a mas stabbing at a high school not too long ago where 16 kids got stabbed

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Don't you mean "Cut it out"?

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>knives arent illegal though?

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Cutlery of peace!

minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/12/19/uptown-stabbing-victim/

More like...

>Cut to pieces!

How many of these just end up straight back on a shelf somewhere?

It'd be so fucking easy to get free stock that way.

But cookie monster says that I'm a coward for carrying a leatherman multi-tool.

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Who the hell carries around a broken bottle? It wouldn't even fit in that slot! And screwdrivers are considered weapons too? Also, ironic that the police department's emblem is a bunch of swords.

What if I carry a pen knife to open letters and clean my nails?

Does that make me a criminal in Bongistan?

>ironic that the police department's emblem is a bunch of swords

>"Do as we say, not as we do."
- A bunch of limey cunts

Don't forget...Kitchen knives!

>the organization backed by local police and that administers the bin program, is not satisfied just collecting pocket knives. They are now urging citizens to surrender their kitchen knives as well. “I urge everybody to keep an eye on what they have in their kitchen and dispose of it properly,”

>Essex police
>working in partnership with...
>Essex police

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Because kids are shanking each other with them.

What a good little peon you are!
You should move to Bongistan right away.

you don't need to make a whole new post every time you make a spelling mistake

Good point! Looks like restaurants and home kitchens should "bin that knife" then!

Yes I doo

There's no multi-tool there. It's a folding knife.

Coward detected!

>this guy thinks they'll stop at pocket knives after they already say they don't want chefs to have knives or handyman to have screw drivers.

>tfw not being the man Cookie Monster knows I could be

Yes, actually.

Pic related.

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>allowing peasants to carry military-style assault multi-tools

Wait til the Queen hears about this!

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>carrying bladed articles with no good reason
>A box cutter

I need to open boxes? That isnt a good enough reason?

I have this.

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>military-style assault multi-tools

Don't forget the large capacity clips and the dreaded "thing that goes up."

Arrested in bongistan for murdering a poor helpless refugee dreamer of peace.

OFFICER IN NEED OF BACKUP!

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>read it in their voices
Motherfucking 10/10
Dave shrieking and everything

No, it's an episode of Garo: Goldstorm.

So, why have laws outlawing murder since we're gonna slippery slope and say criminals never follow laws in the first place?

Well that was retarded

YA YO
YAAAA YOOOOO

No problem. Stand well clear though....

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He's playing with the big swords now

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