The Hulk bursts trough one of your walls and demands a pair of pants

>The Hulk bursts trough one of your walls and demands a pair of pants

What do you do?

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I piss him off so that he kills me

Give him a pair of pants?

Tell him to let them hang free, who is going to stop him? Shit if I had powers like Superman, Thor or Hulk, I would were just a cape and nothing more.

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Does the Hulk's dong grow in proportion with the rest of his body or does it stay the same size as when he's Banner?

it shrinks the madder he gets and that makes him angry

I give him the gift pants

fuck people who gift clothes for birthdays and holidays

Hard to say, but we have Thors reaction to naked Hulk in Ragnarok to go by

Some of us are not complete whores and want to have the decency of covering our privates.

Worship his dick.

Tell him to get in line.

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No pants fo you, big boi
You rip dem with your big body, man!
But, you can rip me, big boi, if you know what I mean..

Because of a deranged laker fan friend, I actually own a number of pairs of purple pants. Unfortunately, they're jockstrap sized on the hulk at best.

You'll get your pants when you fix this DAMN WALL

Reminder that SarahBara's art sucks shit.

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Are you ashamed of the art that is the human form?

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Give him some damn pants.

Ask him who the fuck he thinks he is, besides the big dumb motherfucker who's about to pay for my goddamned wall.

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I have a pair of silver basketball shorts that are a little too big for me

they are like 3xl, he can have them

Exactly- Solomon Grundy want pants too

>humans
>art

kys

>He doesn't have superhero insurance

suck his dick?

I doubt any of my pants would fit him, but I'd happily lend him a towel, or a blanket considering his size, if he was really that desperate to cover up.

Sculptures are art. Photos of nude people is not art.

take off mine and give them to him; then as soon as he takes them I immediately start masturbating furiously

sure if you've got a body forged by the gods.

otherwise people would ask you to cover your damn shame.

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Lucky for him I lost over 100 pounds and became a /fit/ enthusiast, so I have plenty of super extra large pants lying around.

I only have size 42

laugh at his half inch chub

It stays the same size, meaning that it almost looks proportionate when he's the Hulk.

He canonically has a massive green schlong.
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bruce "you could call it a banner if you wanted"

>I spread my ass-cheeks for Hulk
>I'm ready.

I have a 34 inch waist asshole, what're you going to do wear them on your fingers?

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Noice

only if you promise to return it back unwashed.

Maybe his junk is cold

>nude
*naked

>fellow musk fag
I coulnd't help myself but for going for a sniff of his sweaty pits and crotch. It's so much better fresh off the body.

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[spoilers]Is that fanart or an edit? Either way it's fucking gorgeous. [/spoilers]

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h-he's big

>Ok but its 500$

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>unwashed
*sniff* Is that...?

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kek

I remember reading that in issuse 400 or some bullshit The Leader hints that HULK's Cock is massive. Also Hulk walked naked before and his pixelated junk was thicc. He is probably like an Horse in size or some shit.

My reaction is wholly dependent on how big his dick is.

Lucky for him, I'm so fat that my sweatpants fit him.

Even luckier for him, they are lavender colored. Close enough to purple as that we become bros. He doesn't smash me

mrw

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Bruh, if he can find pants that fit his fat ass in my drawers somewhere, he can fuckin' keep 'em. Aint a pair of pants made on this earth that can fit him, though your mother's came close.

...are you me?

do the pants that'd fit him even exist? let alone in my drawer. I'd just wrap him in bed sheets like an ancient greeek, lol. or make a skirt outta bed sheets as well.