Would you fuck Death?

Would you fuck Death?

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You know... Ben gets a lot of girls:

-Betty and Gwen as Peter
-Elizabeth/Janine
-Jessica
-Desiree
-got Felicia to kiss him
-He scored with Betty Brant as Ben Reilly too
-Death

My hero

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Ben is the man Peter would be if a certain event didn't derail his whole character

>making the grim reaper a chick
DC did it, Marvel did it. What's the hidden meaning here?

>What's the hidden meaning here?

Life's a bitch. Death is too.

Where did this happen? I do not remember
also death is a fucking slut, i prefer my pure sandman death

Life is a bitch, as women are
Death is a sweetie, as men wish women were.

Yes

No, she's a nice lady and I don't think of her in that way

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No but I want his granddaughter to step on my balls

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I'd rather play chess.

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>making love to death
>hanging out with death like a friend
Defy the great enemy of all. Seek the death of death. even if it kills you

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>Betty and Gwen as Peter
What does it mean? Those were false memories, it didn't really happen.

>And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Remove thot

It's a 'subversion' of pagan and abrahamic religion. "The woman is the life giver in pagan mythos so let's make death a chick" and "I am the beginning and the end", a woman brings you to life so a woman should take it. Not some old guy in a beard.

Man I need to read this new series. As a 90s fat that loved Ben, Clone Conspiracy just ticked me off and made me drop Spider-Man (and I suck around for a lot of Slott's shit). Is his solo good? I gree up nust before clone saga and always considered Ben "my" Spider-Man.

What about giving Death the little death?

Which ones? If you mean Betty and Gwen I mean the fake memories as the other user said. He still experienced it.

I ship it

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Only if she promised that I'd die immediately after.

Waaaait a minute. Is this the same little girl Ben punched into a wall?

I dont think so. This red head is Death using someone elseĀ“s body have a chat with Ben and make out with him.

The girl is somewhat Mephisto related or some shit

I feel ashamed asking this, but what's that pic from? I thought I knew of all her appearances.

Somebody please crop that last pannel, it's reaction image gold

Superman: The Black Ring

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>DELETE THIS

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Aha. That would explain it, I don't usually read superman. Thanks.

What about Nekron tho

Virgin Titanian vs. the Chad Clone

His time being mind raped by Warren changed him though

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>cucked by fucking spider-man clone
the city of Thanos

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Slowly and tenderly at first.

>that face in the bottom picture
jesus, the the incredible low quality of modern marvel never seizes to amaze me

>seizes

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Where is this from?

In Gaiman's case, his Death was based on what he hoped Death would look like if it came for him. So naturally he made her the perfect waifu.

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