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THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
Josiah Reyes
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Dominic Long
mfw dabbing doggos
James Torres
But why?
Charles Harris
>MFW they remake A Goofy Movie
Angel Kelly
>yfw change the dinner scene with the italians and cut out the siamese cats
Nathaniel Green
>the absolute state of Disney
Luke Nelson
>live action lady and the Tramp
seriously. Is Disney so out of ideas?
Ayden Hall
mr bean
Ethan Reyes
>this and the Lion King
>90% CG animals
>"live-action"
I dun geddit
Gavin Cooper
Lady is my petfu.
Christian Nguyen
Dude, they ran out of ideas in 1999.
Liam Lee
It'll likely be renamed "Lady and the Man With Many Options"
Juan White
>Tramp will be voiced be idris elba
>Lady voiced by a blonde haired girl
Brody Sanchez
yes but at least they tried some time. Now I feel they're doing what they want because there is literally no competition.
Isaiah Wood
Cute.
Samuel Sullivan
Do they mean keep the animal part and just have them like lion king or make it a literal human lady and a tramp lesbian romance adaptation?
Kayden Kelly
>instead of the siamese, there is a fat chartreux with a posh british accent and a snobby attitude
Aiden Bell
Have you seen there lineup through 2030? It's literally nothing but live action remakes, sequels, and Marvel shit.
This is the most creatively bankrupt the company's been since the Walker/Miller era in the 70s/80s. The only difference is that now that they're making bank with their shitty films, they don't care that they're shitty anymore.
Charles Turner
jew-jitsu.
Michael Ross
Why did I read this with his voice
David Ward
>Disney
>make shit out of public domain for decades
>extend copyright laws to protect shit characters
>"man we're out of cool public domain stuff what do we do now?"
>"let's make the same movies again but live action this time"
Gabriel Martinez
How does it feel to be a fan of the villain of the industry?
Whenever they were in trouble, they gathered enough money to buy the competiton, and then use it to smash the remaining players.
Evan Morales
Not going to lie but Fan-Boy's monologue was pretty cool for how accurate it was.
Isaac Wright
Whats the point? The original were bad to begin with, why remake all these horrible overrated disney movies?
Jayden Gray
How long will Hollywood's death throws last?
Jack Martinez
That's the scary part, especially for the time it was made; that it's accurate.
He knew all that stuff by heart.
Henry Lewis
>Ava bombs with A Wrinkle in Time
>Gets hired by WB for New Gods
>Bean bombs with Ninjago
>Gets hired by Disney for Lady and the Tramp
Asher Campbell
>at least$20 billion in 4 years
Cry more losers
Xavier Butler
Let me guess, the copyrights ended soon
Ryan Foster
>not getting a pair of vagely racist cats
Cooper Gonzalez
>mfw tramp is now a genderfluid transwoman.
this movie is problematic because it stereotypes women into being ladies. We cant have this in 2018.
Evan Murphy
>WB makes fun of Disney
>while they cant even afford their own animation studio.
Justin Price
If people are dumb enough to watch remakes, then they'll keep makin' 'em.
Carson Lopez
Give me a live action Treasure Planet you fucking mouse.
Christopher Wilson
nostalgia is worth billions
Jonathan Hernandez
Link me plz
Alexander Flores
I don't understand why people call them racist though.
They're siamese. They are literally from Asia.
Jack Lewis
Alexander James
Alexander Bennett
I'm not a zoophile but i'd fuck Lady
Ethan Lopez
This is what happens when nothing new enters public domain for almost 2 decades.
Studios start cannibalizing their properties.
Why do you think we started getting all the remakes after the 1998 copyright extension act (a.k.a. The Mickey Mouse Act) became law?
William Green
>How does it feel to be a fan of the villain of the industry?
>implying
I stopped watching Disney movies (and movies in general) since Avengers 2.
Luis Barnes
I forgot how great the artwork and animation in that film was.
..probably because the last time I watched it was as an elementary schooler on a worn-out big box VHS.
Colton Nguyen
>and movies in genera
watch some movies user, there are gems out there, you just need to seek further.
Ryder Baker
THE FUN WILL NEVER END!
Bentley Thompson
I just don't like the idea of sitting to watch a 3 hour movies when I can watch a tv show or read a book or play a videogame. Movies were always down my list of priority.
Adrian Watson
"What's Treasure Planet?"
Levi Hall
Go back in time and make it not bomb nerd.
Nolan Nelson
Andrew Morris
David Carter
cute
Brandon Bennett
>a live action CGI talking doggo film
>in 2018
does this shit still sell? It was easy money in the early 2000's, but surely people would have gotten sick of it by now.
Ryder Reyes
where did you get this picture of me
Jordan Morales
Sony is doing fine making these movies.
Lincoln Parker
>early 2000's dog flick
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT starts playing
Josiah Lewis
I'm pretty sure that still plays at least once in every movie that features dogs as important characters,
Dominic Wood
What kind of treat was that? Looked tasty af
Jeremiah Stewart
Because Hermione and The Furry made a shitload of money, that's why.
Kevin Ward
Disney is NOT out of ideas so much as the following....
Why should they try to make refreshing concept for their media when they know that PEOPLE are fucking retards who buy up everything, especially women (they love the Disney Princess Shit so expect more live action princess shit even beyond Cinderella, Mulan and Beauty and the Beast).
I ask you, if your fans and customers are RETARDED why shouldn't you profit by taking advantage of them? It's Business 101. Give the moronic masses what they like and milk them hard for the cash. The only time Disney screwed up in milking masses is their handling of Star Wars (not that Lucas was better given his crappy prequels but you get the gist of it). Anyway, the money is always right and fools and their money are soon parted. That is all you need to know.
And please for the love of all that's good don't respond saying that people aren't dumb, do I need to remind you that modern consumers of videogames for example look forward and love DLC and Loot Boxes and everything. Sure they whine, but they still BUY IT. Those are the key words, they buy it. People are dumb, dumb people deserve to be milked out of their money.
Blake Parker
>The only time Disney screwed up in milking masses is their handling of Star Wars
TFA made two billion dollars. Two. Fucking. Billion.
Even TLJ, splitting the fanbase in two as it did, made more than one billion.
Austin Morales
Walt Disney Pictures has never been good at making live action films. After Tomorrowland they seem to abandon original films altogether and focus on live action remakes because at least they know how to do those.
Adam Sanchez
I'd reccomend the indie scene for you, it deals with the human psyche and problems we deal with as shy older people with a youthful, ID driven character being normally immobile but useful to the mobile but emotionally introverted character. and alot of fart jokes.
this opening scene made people walk out of it's sun dance premier, but it's an entertaining movie and a good introduction to the world of indie movies.
Owen Clark
Well Satan the thing about that is what Disney did is still called screwing up. Disney Star Wars made money yes, but the quality of the product was so bad that it no doubt left a scar to smear the appeal of the brand itself. And that is a bigger crime because it limits the ability of a franchise to remain profitable. Star Wars fans are now waking up to seeing Disney as being this Gynocentric propaganda machine via it's handling of Star Wars and are now looking to diminish their interest in it and being less prone to buy into it from here on out. Even if Disney sells Star Wars I don't think it will ever recapture what attracted people to it in the first place, Disney has slapped people in the face very hard when it comes to this franchise.
In the end I see Star Wars being reduced to being like Sonic. The brand of Sonic is seen as a joke, to the point that even when decent games come out like Sonic Colors it still receives criticism anyway. Do you think Sonic Mania somehow saved the entire franchise after many years of mediocre to awful games? Not a chance. Mania is a drop in the bucket. And that's the future that Star Wars now has to contend with.
Michael Green
Isn't this going to be exclusively for their upcoming streaming service anyway. I don't even think this is coming to theatres. Maybe they will make a live action Goof Troop Remake???
Jacob Powell
If anything in the classic disney line up needs a remake that'd be The black cauldron, Atlantis and of course Treasure Planet, high fantasy and sci-fi action flicks may work better in LiveAction
Isaiah Foster
it sucks that being creatively bankrupt can still manage to be obscenely profitable
Carter Cook
Weren't they planning to remake the black cauldron?
Jayden Thompson
>pic related
someone please post the thread
Landon Wood
>christopher robin
old characters, but something new entirely
>gigantic
new
and... well that's actually about it.
Benjamin Hughes
Most news sites say they MIGHT remake it, honestly that'd be the only remake I'd watch besides The jungle book.
Jose Taylor
>something new
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh it looks like one of those generic “family is more important” movies you can guess the ending to before it happens.
Joseph Diaz
Because photorealistic=Live-Action enough.
Also, some reports are saying they threw in some "Simba escapes from poachers" scene to justify calling it live-action.
Kayden Brooks
surely there MUST be another dog-related song to use in movie trailers
Gavin Reed
>old characters, but something new entirely
It's basically Hook meets those live-action Smurfs movies.
Bentley Barnes
Yeah everyone calm down, it's basically a direct to video movie
Christian Thompson
If one treats SW like religion, you go to Hell if you miss even one movie. You are obliged to like them all.
Gabriel Lewis
>Simba escapes from poachers
the fuck is this, the 90s? Ferngully?
Adrian Martinez
I blame the shitty fan fiction that is called Once Upon a Time for this live action bullshit.
Jaxon Taylor
They could had made it with maasai warriors and showcasw actual african culture and at the same time keep it away from the modern world, but nope, it will be white hunters.
Angel Campbell
There aren't any reports and black panther had a black warlords stealing women and a child soldier either way
Evan Cook
>live-action Maleficent - $758.5 million
>live-action Cinderella - $543.5 million
>live-action Jungle Book - $966.6 million
>live-action Beauty and the Beast - $1.264 billion
what the fuck
Jackson Brooks
>The movie starts, and I start to see things that I recognize.
Gavin White
i think this is scary and unnerving on a whole different level than gore. Also - moar plz
Henry Fisher
Owen Jones
Never, ever underestimate a generation of kids raised on disney who now have kids that will lap up anything Disney-related who want to go see it
Jonathan Williams
RIP Stephen Furst.
Chase Green
Once you're a director, you're always a director. It's a fucked up industry that prefers shitty experience over fresh talent.
Seriously we shouldn't be able to recognize actors in different projects. There's a gigantic pool of people with untapped talents looking for work & will likely work for a fraction of the price, if not they would be desperate to pay to act in a production.
Lincoln Gutierrez
They gave A Wrinkle in Time a fighting chance with heavy publicity (the Times cover, all features reviews on Rotten Tomatoes are fresh), but it is bombing. I'm not sure if it can recooperate its losses.
David Myers
what
Cameron Thompson
The way they were drawn with the slant eyes and buck teeth which Asian caricatures were depicted of having.
Hunter Martin
I've no problem with live action Disney movies but their over-reliance on CGI tha's been happening cheapens the whole thing. It takes a really good actor to act against nothing, or a stand in pretending to be something in front of a green screen and a lot of Athe people they cast for it can't do it. Take Emma Watson in Beauty and the Beast for example. The problem with rewriting the plot aside, she was wooden as hell and her romance with the Beast wasn't convincing in the slightest.
William Gonzalez
Here's an idea, why not Lilo and Stitch? Wouldn't that make more sense in live-action than, let's say, Lion King? Or most other live-action remakes for that matter?
Think about it, it's set in the modern world, it only needs three CGI characters throughout the bulk of the movie and the focus is still on the human characters. Not to mention the fact that nobody cares if you milk a movie that already has three sequels and several TV spin-offs.
Tyler Powell
No everything is going to be Siamese cats to pander to the Chinese.
Michael Ward
I always wondered about that. I know that WWII propoganda looked like that, but I always felt like ethnic stereotypes weren't racist. It's literally what companies do to pander to Canadians. TIM HORTONS LOOKA T OU DONUTS HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY WILDERNESS SNOW CANADA. And the retarded ethnic stereotypes in G Gundam were amazing.
Matthew Kelly
Evan Gonzalez
JUST FUCKING STOP
Easton Barnes
John Long
>movies in general
Not even the Eastern ones? Indonesian and Korean flicks can be pretty good.
Jonathan Cruz
I can't wait for them to shit on Eartha Kitt's grave and remake this
Levi Diaz
Not enough pop culture impact to guarantee an inbuilt audience. (You could argue the same for Lady and the Tramp, but at least that one isn't going to be theatrical.)