RIDDLE ME THIS Sup Forums!

RIDDLE ME THIS Sup Forums!

A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer. Who was the murderer?

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Me, I walked up and confessed.

It was that menace! Spider-man!

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EZ, the maid is the murderer because the mail isn't delivered on sundays

The commissioner! He wanted to rape the man because Batman wouldn't do it!

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Thats the most obvious answer, but I don't check my mail every single day.
I've opened letters on sunday.
I guess its implied that its a regular duty of the maid.

Good job Detective, that was the easy one, the Warm Up if you will.

Now comes the real challenge. Be careful, as this will give you a clue about my next caper.

What letter starts with “Death”?

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A will?

Letter of sympathy

A suicide note.

Wrong, wrong and WRONG!!

You better hope your dear Dark knoght gets here on time so I can challenge someone who’s at least at a retard level of intelligence!

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>The great riddler made a typo in "knight"

we dont even need bats, you rekt yourself eddie

A death sentence.

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The letter E.

All of the letters start with death. Asphyxiation, Beheaded, Crushed, etc.

And if all the letters of the alphabet start with death, then you just might be referring to the 2012 anthology horror comedy The ABC's of Death. In which case your next caper must have something to do with the cinema!

D

My penis

Deaths

DAMN YOU BATMAN!!!

Christ, you’re quite persistent. No matter, I’ll still catch up on what I need to do. Starting tonight, Sup Forums will flee in terror at the mere mention of my name!

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A walking clock

Ok, I got one for you DIDDLER!
why my mommy leave and why does my dad hit me?

!Because you're a fag.

The Butler, is always the butler