Can I read that comic after you're done?
Can I read that comic after you're done?
Sure. After you jerk me off. And then clean it up with your mouth.
Buy your own, faggot.
I paid good money for this, I'm the only person that gets to touch it now.
dont touch my phone
Sure. And when you’re done I’m going to PUT YOU THROUGH A FUCKING WALL.
Can someone post the panel of Calvin only letting Hobbes read his comics through a bag using tongs to turn the pages
That was surprisingly easy to find by a quick google search.
>tfw gotta wash my hands every time before I touch a comic no matter what but im also afraid my skin will be too moist after washing my hands so I just lay in bed for like 15 minutes to let them dry out before i get the comic
let me lick your fingers first
He beats with that hand user.
sure man, I'll send you the whole folder. what's your email?
use chopsticks
After you see a doctor, drum fingers are a sign of liver cancer.
why isn't this a Sup Forums banner
Fucking frog fingers
why do you think I asked?
People who try to do this need to be strangled with a telephone cord.
Damn dude, I’ll just pay the $3.99 then
My negro!
See guys? That's how easy it is.
How about you take pic related's life advice, stop being a total barbarian, and then, when you're civilized and house broken, then I might let you even sniff my comic books you subhuman degenerate.
Sure. Wash your hands first, dirty boy.